Lovie Says “Each Position” Is Improved, Draws A Line In The Sand

June 22nd, 2015

LovieNo excuses. None.

Dammit, your beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers must show significant improvement this season or heads need to roll. [read more]

Describing Jameis Winston

June 22nd, 2015
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No. 34 overall pick, Bucs left tackle Donovan Smith.

Joe spent quality, 1-on-1 time with the No. 34 overall draft pick, Donovan Smith, last week.

One topic was America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston. [read more]

“Oh, He’s Handling It Great”

June 22nd, 2015
Mike Evans lauds his new QB.

Mike Evans lauds his new QB. Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Mike Evans has an interesting perspective. Two of his last three quarterbacks won the Heisman Trophy.

Johnny Football captivated the nation with Houdini acts and the ability to put a football team square on his back and carry it to success not experienced in decades. [read more]

Dire Forecast For Jameis

June 22nd, 2015
Ugly rookie season forecast for "America's Quarterback."

Ugly prediction for “America’s Quarterback.”

A lot of folks are bragging about how the Bucs have weapons for “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston.

Sure, he has Vincent Jackson and Randy Moss-tutored Mike Evans as his one-two punch at wide receiver, perhaps the best duo in the NFL. [read more]

Door Not Closed On Martin

June 22nd, 2015
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Bucs GM speaks.

When the Bucs rejected the fifth-year option on Doug Martin’s contract last month, it sure seemed as if the clock began ticking for Martin’s exit. The pride of Boise State will be a free agent after the season. [read more]

Get On The Bucs Bus

June 21st, 2015
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Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Remember when Joe had the “Blackout Tour,” hauling busloads of Bucs fans from St. Pete to Fort Myers to watch Bucs games blacked out on local television?

Well, it seems Joe has inspired the Bucs. [read more]

Fake Jameis

June 21st, 2015

Jameis rookieJoe’s been studying Jameis Winston closely since attending his first college game in Pittsburgh, long before he was “America’s Quarterback.” [read more]

Winning The Offseason

June 21st, 2015
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Offseason winner?

Joe thought Doug Martin’s offseason was nearly as bad as his last two seasons.

Dinged up with injuries, Martin hasn’t rushed for 1,000 yards combined the past two years. [read more]

Defensive Excuses Fading Fast

June 21st, 2015

Lovie SmithWhen Joe saw Jameis Winston’s first two passes against the Bucs’ first-team defense in practice on Wednesday, they didn’t just remind Joe that Jameis is a rookie, they were reminders that the Tampa Bay defense is out of excuses. [read more]

Demar Dotson: “Division Elite”

June 21st, 2015
Makes All-NFC South offense per NFL.com.

Makes All-NFC South offense, per NFL.com.

Demar Dotson is an OK right tackle. Joe has maintained that for the past year or so.

He’s not Dan Dierdorf but he sure as hell isn’t the walking face-to-the-head penalty known as Kenyatta Walker. [read more]

Report: Sapp Named In Investigation

June 20th, 2015
Alleged incident with a woman in Vegas

Alleged incident with a woman in Vegas

For reasons unknown, former Bucs great Warren Sapp has built an ugly reputation for incidents with women in recent years. If TMZSports.com is to be believed, that nasty pattern continues. [read more]

“Thanks For The Motivation”

June 20th, 2015

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Joe’s not a big believer in coincidences, so it was noteworthy when a dozen Buccaneers grabbed a microphone this week and only two shared the same take. [read more]

The Weakest Link

June 20th, 2015
Deemed the worst of the worst last year for the Bucs.

Deemed the worst of the worst

Last year’s offensive line was a pile of mule dung that sat in the sun too long on the street outside a cheap French Quarter brothel. [read more]

Taking The Fall In “Attack Mode”

June 20th, 2015

patrick omamehFor a first-year right guard at 24 years old, Patrick Omameh sure absorbed a stiff lesson after 16 starts for Tampa Bay last year. [read more]

“I’m A Baller, A Shot-Caller… “

June 20th, 2015

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Well, finally, the butterfly escaped the cocoon.

Around the Tampa Bay area, specifically at One Buc Palace, “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, has been mostly quiet and quite respectful when talking to the fourth estate. [read more]

Mike Evans: Division Elite

June 19th, 2015
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Division elite, says NFL.com.

Joe has to qualify the following lest readers think otherwise: Joe never ever takes a day off. Doesn’t for Christmas, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July, Easter or Arbor Day. So, unlike the NFL, Joe does not go into a six-week slumber each summer.

[read more]

“The Guys We Have Love Learning”

June 19th, 2015

Jameis Bajakian

School sucks when you have an unqualified teacher, and especially when it’s a substitute that rides out most of the year. [read more]

It’s Film, Not Filet Mignon

June 19th, 2015

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How could Joe chat with Bucs rookie left tackle Donovan Smith the other day and not ask whether barbecue-yearning Logan Mankins, the crowned leader of the offensive line, was coordinating off-hours bonding sessions. [read more]

More Cheering For Jameis Jersey Sales

June 19th, 2015

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Spreadsheet types at One Buc Palace are all amped up by the numbers of Jameis Winston jerseys being gobbled up. [read more]