Archive for 2015

“He Ain’t Worth No Damn $10 Million”

Monday, January 5th, 2015

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Joe’s “V-Drops” nickname for Vincent Jackson comes approved by a former Buccaneer. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “He Has It All”

Monday, January 5th, 2015

jameis 1215Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

Could Do Worse Than Greg Olson

Monday, January 5th, 2015
Former Bucs OC Greg Olson would be a nice  hire as quarterbacks coach.

Former Bucs OC Greg Olson would be a nice hire as quarterbacks coach.

It is obvious that it won’t be just a new offensive coordinator the Bucs will have this month (one would hope he is selected by the time the Senior Bowl practices roll around). One would assume the new OC would select his own quarterbacks coach.

Joe just cannot imagine ill-suited Marcus Arroyo hanging around Tampa Bay, unless the Bucs need someone to fetch bagels and make coffee runs to Dunkin Donuts to stay awake during late-afternoon meetings. (more…)

Who Should The Bucs Draft?

Monday, January 5th, 2015

Have your say.


“Quite A Bit Of Substance To It”

Monday, January 5th, 2015
Bucs GM Jason Licht weighs in

Bucs GM Jason Licht weighs in

Bucs fans learned last year to expect the unexpected from the Tampa Bay front office.

The Bucs didn’t need a tight end, but they drafted one in the second round. They were set at running back, but grabbed one in the third. (more…)

A Long Way From Kalaepohaku

Monday, January 5th, 2015

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Franchise quarterback prospect Marcus Mariota seems like one heck of a great guy.

He’s also a quarterback from a land far, far away from the shores of St. Pete Beach. (more…)

Clint Boling Should Be On The Radar

Monday, January 5th, 2015
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A true value free agent?

Look, Joe’s not buying all the happy love talk about old man Logan Mankins’ future in Tampa Bay at nearly $7 million a season. And the same goes for center Evan Dietrich-Smith — at about half that price.

The Bucs need O-line upgrades and nothing should be off the table now. (more…)

Licht: Logan Mankins A “Solution”

Monday, January 5th, 2015

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The Bucs’ offensive line was a ghastly trainwreck last year. When Oniel Cousins starts, you have a problem, Houston.

Anthony Collins was a flop and being a healthy scratch in December sure smells like he is trade bait (“Take my offensive tackle, please.”). Or he may get outright released. (more…)

“Clearly So Much Worse”

Monday, January 5th, 2015

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There was more than one Sunday when Joe watched turnover-prone Josh McCown bumble his way through. It was both sorry and painful, if not revolting.

The Bucs’ head coach really thought this guy could lead a team to a playoff run? Really? Seriously? (more…)

Confidence In Lovie Jumps Significantly

Sunday, January 4th, 2015

LovieRefereeBucs fans really seemed to love how the Lovie Smith regime found a way to win the Chase for Jameis by losing to the Saints.

Results from Joe’s weekly Lovie Smith confidence poll were stunning. (more…)

Times, They Are A Changin’

Sunday, January 4th, 2015
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Better than Calvin Johnson or Larry Fitzgerald?

Not long ago (months, even), rookie receivers simply were not expected to do much. NFL history suggested they needed time adjusting.

Not any more. With the likes of Odell Beckham, Sammy Watkins and Kelvin Benjamin, this year’s NFL rookie receiver class has turned the NFL on its ears. (more…)

Jameis Watch: Interceptions

Sunday, January 4th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

Is Da’Quan Bowers Worth Keeping?

Sunday, January 4th, 2015
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The spreadsheet geeks weigh in

It was the end of the 2012 season. Bucs sacks leader Michael Bennett was allowed to walk for no good reason, and the Bucs had an opening at defensive end.

Then-Bucs commander Greg Schiano gifted underwhelming defensive end Da’Quan Bowers with a starting gig to fill the void. (more…)

“No One To Tell Him It Can’t Be Done”

Sunday, January 4th, 2015
Will Chip Kelly make these guys drool?

Will Chip Kelly make these guys drool?

In the wake of Chip Kelly being granted total control of Eagles personnel this weekend, the buzz out of Philadelphia is that now nobody can stand in the way of Kelly making an unprecedented blockbuster trade offer to the Buccaneers for the No. 1 overall pick in the draft.

Joe’s calling it the Mortgage for Marcus. (more…)

One That Got Away

Sunday, January 4th, 2015
Ravens starting cornerback Rashaan Melvin

Ravens starting cornerback Rashaan Melvin

Playoff football is a beautiful yet depressing thing to watch.

Joe really enjoyed the games yesterday, but they illustrate how far the Buccaneers, 30-70 in their last 100 outings, are from playing in January. (more…)

No Nibbles For Frazier

Saturday, January 3rd, 2015

leslie frazier 1219A few weeks ago, Lavonte David revealed that Bucs defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier is “taking control of everything.”

Entering the season of coaching changes, the last thing the Bucs needed was another upheaval on the coaching staff. (more…)

Jameis Watch: NFL-ready

Saturday, January 3rd, 2015
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A former national champion and NFL QB weighs in.

Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

Get It Right!

Saturday, January 3rd, 2015

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It is a long way from January 2016, but Joe is going to guess that after a horrific 2014 (barring Tampa Bay drafting Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota) a garbage season won’t cut it in 2015.

The Bucs came off a very bad 2013, a year in which its franchise quarterback went mental. (more…)

Roman Not Popular In San Francisco

Saturday, January 3rd, 2015
The San Francisco Chronicle hints Jim Harbaugh was run from the 49ers because he wouldn't can his offensive coordinator, Greg Roman.

The San Francisco Chronicle hints Jim Harbaugh, right, was run from the 49ers because he wouldn’t can his offensive coordinator, Greg Roman.

To read the San Francisco newspapers and various 49ers blogs, offensive coordinator Greg Roman seems to be a modern version of Mike Shula, when he ran the Tampa Bay offense.

It seems, per Joe’s browsing, that the rift between 49ers front office types and recently bolted coach Jim Harbaugh was based on what management felt was ineptitude by Roman. (more…)