Archive for 2015

Koetter’s Connections To Marcus Mariota

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
New Bucs offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter has indirect ties to Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota.

New Bucs offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter has indirect ties to Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota.

Joe knows there are all sorts of conspiracy theorists and dot-connectors out there, so consider this raw beef for the wolves. Feel free to dispute or condemn if you wish.

New Bucs offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter has ties, indirectly, to current Heisman Trophy winner Marcus Mariota of Oregon. First, when Mariota was not quite fully potty-trained, Koetter was Oregon’s offensive coordinator. But there is more. (more…)

Bucs Hire Dirk Koetter As New OC

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
The Bucs have hired DIrk Koetter as new offensive coordinator.

The Bucs have hired Dirk Koetter as offensive coordinator.

Your Tampa Bay Buccaneers have a new offensive coordinator, buddy. And his name is Dirk Koetter.

The Bucs announced this afternoon the team and Koetter have agreed to terms for him to take over the Bucs offense, a position vacated by Jeff Tedford in the middle of the 2014 season. (more…)

A New Potential Glennon Trade Partner Emerges

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

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Remember when Saints head coach and offensive guru Sean Payton told a long tale of how he wanted/planned to draft Mike Glennon and how talented Glennon is?

And that was days before Glennon sliced up the Saints in October, going 19-for-32 for 249 yards and two touchdowns — without Mike Evans. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “What’s To Debate?”

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

jameis 0108Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

“You’re Not Worried About Him Going To Mons Venus”

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

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Joe doesn’t think so. But in a passionate discussion about Tampa Bay’s potential No. 1 overall draft pick, one former Buccaneer talks about a Dale Mabry hot spot, and much more. (more…)

Don’t Overlook Linebacker Shopping

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
Just how secure is OLB Danny Lansanah?

Just how secure is OLB Danny Lansanah?

No team — no team in the NFL — needs a quarterback worse than the Bucs. It is truly how criminal how this franchise has neglected that most important position on the field.

And there is the leaky offensive line. (Joe is trying to play nice this afternoon, hence, why he used the term “leaky” rather than, say, “galling sieve.”) (more…)

Offensive Line May Not Be Worst

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
Don't laugh at the notion the Bucs offensive line may not be the worst in the NFL.

Don’t laugh at the notion the Bucs’ offensive line may not be the worst in the NFL.

You would be hard-pressed to find a Bucs fan that doesn’t think the broken dam of an offensive line the Bucs had this past season is not the worst lot in the NFL.

From the complete and total turnstile that was Josh Allen, to the flag-happy Garrett Gilkey and the failed experiment with Oniel Cousins, to the benching of Anthony Collins and to the bruises all over Josh McCown’s body, it sure seemed like the Bucs had the NFL’s most inept front line. (more…)

Donovan McNabb Says Winston Is No. 1 & Lovie Won’t Be Swayed

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

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The former Eagles star quarterback believes Winston unquestionably will be the best QB available in the 2015 NFL Draft. (more…)

“I Need To Do A Better Job This Year”

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
Clinton McDonald the lone shining light of the March free agency haul?

Was Clinton McDonald the lone shining light of the March free agency haul?

Nothing but total accountability flowed from Bucs general manager Jason Licht’s mouth when he talked about his performance on the free agent market last season.

Of course, overlord of football operations Lovie Smith is a key cog, but Licht put it all on himself. (more…)

Tom Coughlin Calls For Raheem

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

raheemsmileThe ol’ ball coach, Raheem Morris, got an important phone call from the elder statesman of NFL coaches, two-time Super Bowl winner Tom Coughlin.

Coughlin wants to interview Raheem for the Giants’ vacant defensive coordinator position, per BSPN. (more…)

Bucs’ Coordinator Search Hits Bumps

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
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There’s uncertainty and hesitancy on the market

Behind the scenes, Joe is pounding the streets and phones trying to learn everything possible about the Bucs’ search for an offensive coordinator.

That’s how Joe was able to chat with Falcons’ OC Dirk Koetter in Tampa on Friday night before his Bucs interview Saturday. (more…)

Forget Picking O-Line At No. 1

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
Offensive linemen are important but never forget the Bucs won a Super Bowl with the notorious Kenyatta Walker starting at right tackle

Offensive linemen are important, but never forget the Bucs won a Super Bowl with the notorious Kenyatta Walker starting at right tackle

Joe knows the Bucs need to upgrade the offensive line. Hell, you could probably find two dozen Chinese nationalists who know this. A guy with a white cane could see this.

But even the dead know that the Bucs need a quarterback. Goodness gracious. What does it take for people to figure out if you don’t have a quarterback, you have no shot in today’s NFL? None! (more…)

“I Mean, Nobody Does That”

Thursday, January 8th, 2015
The price to move up from No. 20 to No. 1 to swap picks with the Bucs would be too obscene for Eagles strongman Chip Kelly.

The ransom to move up from No. 20 to No. 1 to swap picks with the Bucs would be too obscene for Eagles strongman Chip Kelly.

Bucs fans are antsy these days, and it really isn’t because ghostly defensive end Michael Johnson may return. There are other reasons.

Bucs fans, all three types, the Jameis-Will-Save Us-types, the loud Mariota Gang and the tail-between-their-legs, scaredy-cats who can’t decide whether to walk across a street or not but want the Bucs to trade the No. 1 pick away, are all worked into a frenzy, partially ignited with the news yesterday that Jameis Winston decided to enter the 2015 draft. (more…)

Does Lovie Want A Mike Shula Clone?

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015
Derrick Brooks weighs in on the Bucs' OC search

Derrick Brooks weighs in on the Bucs’ OC search

Bucs icon Derrick Brooks broached a very interesting subject this afternoon with the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve Duemig of WDAE-AM 620.

Joe warns weak-stomached Bucs fans to proceed with caution. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “Very Few Cons”

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

Rex Ryan Could Muddle Dirk Koetter Shot

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

rexryanfeetNFL Network is buzzing this afternoon with word that Rex Ryan will get a second interview for the Falcons’ head coaching job.

Are their enough feet in Atlanta to entice Ryan? Regardless, this doesn’t smell like good news for the Bucs. (more…)

“A Failed Experiment”

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015
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NFL Network beats on the Bucs

How bad was the quarterbacking for Tampa Bay this season? Despite two 1,000-yard receivers, one of which perhaps had the best rookie year of any WR in NFL history, the Bucs finished ranked No. 30 in offense.

That is almost impossible to believe. Yet, if you watched turnover-prone quarterback Josh McCown bumble his way through the season, it really shouldn’t come as much of a shock. (more…)

Mike Evans “Would Love To Have” Winston

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

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A mentor of Mike Evans says the Bucs’ star rookie has a strong opinion on Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston. (more…)

GMC Talks Post-Career

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

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At this point, Gerald McCoy is the unquestioned face of the Bucs franchise. That could change if the Bucs pull the lever on Jameis Winston in not quite four months.

GMC perpetually seems to have a smile on his face. He’s a good dude. (more…)

“I Say I Developed A Lot, Man”

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015
D-line coach Joe Cullen made a difference with his youngest Bucs.

Bucs D-line coach Joe Cullen made a difference with his youngest Bucs.

Loads of Bucs fans are moaning in their beers in hopes Cowboys defensive coordinator Rod Marinelli finds his way to Tampa next season.

Do the Bucs really need him? (more…)

Report: Winston Will Declare For NFL Draft Today

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

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That massive exhale you just heard from St. Pete Beach to Valrico was from legions of Bucs fans who can’t wait for Tampa Bay to draft crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston. (more…)

“You’re Going To Get Calls Immediately”

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015
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Trade up/down calls are a sure thing to be happening right now, explains a former GM.

Phones have been ringing at One Buc Palace for days, ever since Tavarres King left his mark on Bucs history and Tampa Bay locked up the No. 1 overall pick in the draft. (more…)

Rebuild Of Offensive Line “Necessary”

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015
Fox Sports Florida columnist Andrew Astleford suggest the Bucs offensive line requires another rebuild.

Fox Sports Florida columnist Andrew Astleford suggests the Bucs’ offensive line requires another rebuild.

It’s difficult to fathom just how nearly everything Bucs coach Lovie Smih touched turn to disaster this past season.

Oh, sure, one could point to the improved defense (“improved” does not equate to “good,” and good defenses don’t hack up six fourth-quarter leads). After that, this team was an unequaled nightmare. (more…)