Hot Market For The Caveman

February 17th, 2015

mike williams 0211Just like Josh McCown was freed from his contract earlier than most and can sign now with any NFL team, so is blade-in-the-thigh, mattress-in-the-yard, stripper-pole-friendly Mike Williams, the former Bucs No. 1 receiver.

Williams was traded by Tampa Bay to Buffalo last spring and had an odd tenure there. They loved him and he played early. But then he found the bench, allegedly pushed to be traded, and then was cut in December.

Super insider Ian Rapoport, of NFL Network, reports today that Williams is a hot name in NFL circles and his representatives have six teams lined up to negotiate at the NFL Scouting Combine.

Gil Arcia, of, shared yesterday that Williams’ rap group, Caveman Gang, cut a new video late last year and shared the YouTube video below.

Williams and his belt are prominently featured at the 1:45 mark. So he’s been a busy man. Joe suspects the Panthers will be taking a look at Williams, who would seem to be a fit there.

30 Responses to “Hot Market For The Caveman”

  1. carlstoe Says:

    Joe loves Mattress! Joe cannot understand why he was inactive most of time in Buffalo and was cut! Thank goodness two GM’s know the real Mattress!

  2. HawaiianBuc Says:

    Wow, that was pretty much the worst video I’ve ever seen. I love how they apparently ran out of footage, so the last minute of the video is just black.

  3. Couch Fan Says:

    What a shame he chooses music over the NFL. Such a waste of talent.

  4. The Buc Realist Says:


    actually the last minute was teh best part of the video. Its where they set the kitchen on fire! but due to legal action they had to censor that part.

    Well when the football career is over ( very soon ) and the music career is over ( did it start?) he could start a Home Stripper Pole Installation Company.

    Or better yet pitch a sports show to HBO with Warren Sapp
    “Football and Ho’s”

  5. JoeJoes Fungi Nails Says:

    Loser in life….

  6. Chris L Says:

    CouchFan – That’s not music. He definitely picked something other than the NFL, but it wasn’t music.

  7. Robert 9 Says:

    boats n ho’s was much better than this crap!

  8. Cobraboy Says:

    Good Lord…his head isn’t in the NFL for THAT??????

    He doesn’t want to ply in the NFL for the game. He just wants what the NFL can get him.


  9. Trade_Down_Mob Says:

    Wow, that is the worst crap I’ve ever heard. My ears will never be the same.

  10. louden Says:

    Laughable, just a good point about: how america has become what it is..
    people rooting for teams to sign DE Hardy instead of wanting the NFL to change their business (simply life bans for violent women/child molesters – everything else is simply disgusting/embarrassing)

    what the f is this childish bull cap all about?
    as ODB woud say “shame on you” MikeW and crew..

    try copy: bigL, Lord Finesse;

    sth. with a message (what hip hop was about): Jeru The Damaja

    but this is simply embarrassing…. he should stick to what he can do, trying being a good WR..

    Rap? – sorry but that aint his game for damn sure..

  11. louden Says:

    weak attempt to hide a demolished ego – behind generall “i am great” lyrics with no heart; no art (rhyme tchnique or anything) funny word plays; nothing..
    not even fine beats..

    I realy think Mike W is a good hearted guy – but shhh, that stuff just blew every bit of respect i had for him 🙂

  12. salish_seamonster Says:

    Just not good. Seriously gotta wonder what he’s thinking about putting a priority on that garbage over a once promising NFL career.

  13. ElioT Says:

    Here’s MW19’s future:

    1.) Sign for the veteran minimum (or close to)
    2.) Bankruptcy
    3.) Busted for something “Gangsta”

    Simple as that.

    Go Sucs!

  14. Tom S. Says:

    Like those sad people who get mocked in American Idol auditions, sometimes your brain and your heart are not on the same page.

    If only William’s brain allowed him to realize what he was actually good at and not what he wants to be good at he wouldn’t have burned through two teams in the span of 12 months.

  15. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    GOD…….That was painful….I have over 28,000 songs in my Itunes….and this won’t be one of them…

    MW19 needs to stick with his stripper pole!!! I’m wondering if Lovie saw the video then cut him or if it was Buffalo?

  16. Pickgrin Says:

    Yea – not a whole lot to be impressed with regarding Cave Man Gang’s “music”.

    It will be interesting to see what becomes of the rest of Williams NFL career – if there is one that is.

    Dude had 2700 yards and 23 TDs in his 1st 3 years. Including quite a few very impressive circus style type catches that only incredible athletes can make. After that – crickets. makes you wonder what happened. The appearance is that it seems similar to the Josh Freeman situation. Got a few Million in the bank and then just lost interest in football.

  17. Socalbucsfan Says:

    I’ve heard better music from the guys selling their CDs on the streets of Vegas…. Mike Williams, YOU SUCK!!! Caveman gang, YOU SUCK!!!

  18. Socalbucsfan Says:

    I actually think Taylor swift can rap better than these a$$ clowns!

  19. Desanova Says:

    I love how the guy didn’t bother to move his phone off the stairs.

  20. ddneast Says:

    One GM new the real value, the other one, Dummynick, gave him a multi million dollar contract. One of the more puzzling acts by the “Rock Star.” That and doing the same thing with Quincy Black, drafting Regis Benn, Myron Lewis, Kyle Moore, Roy Gibson, Daquan Bowers, I could go on forever.

  21. Pancake block Says:

    A pack of fighting tom cats in an alley way have more clarity and tone than that verbal diarrhea…empty,vapid audio pollution….

  22. biff barker Says:

    MW screwed the pooch. Not even his old college coach wanted him by mid-season.

    Maturity matters.

  23. mike n Says:

    hot market = 4 to 6 teams are offering a short term non-garanteed contract for close to the vet minimum

  24. ddneast Says:

    Sorry “louden” but I’m a red, white and blue true American and I believe in second chances. If you like justice meted out in the draconian manner that you desire, may I suggest a visa to Saudia Arabia, China or North Korea.
    I don’t know what child molester you are referring to, but it is probably Adrian Petersen.
    Petersen was not charged with molesting a child, but with physically abusing one. There is a huge difference but I doubt if you want to recognize the facts.
    I don’t condone what he did, but I also know it was routine for many parents to hit their kids with a switch about two generations ago. Many of the same generation who are still alive would probably tell you that type of corporal punishment needs to be enforced nowadays. I don’t.

  25. Tom Brokaw and this is an American story Says:

    That sh#*Needed to stay in the cave. Why was it in slow motion again?

  26. Dusthty Rhothdes Says:

    Dont quit your day job….OH WAIT…..hope he can say do you want fries with that

  27. ChessMaster Says:

    Maybe Mike Willliams and DairyQueen Bowers can start a band!

  28. salish_seamonster Says:

    And Joe is probably still defending his critique of the people who wanted to unload MW19. See, Joe is never wrong.

  29. Bmatt78 Says:

    Worst piece of crap I have ever heard or watched

  30. Brandon Says:

    Wow, that’s a lot of auto-tune madness right there. Video quality is also extremely poor… Hodgetwins video quality is 10X better than theirs and they never signed a multi-million dollar NFL contract.