Archive for 2015

“I Really Wanted To Get Him Signed”

Monday, March 30th, 2015
(Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Lovie Smith weighs in on Luke Stocker.(Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

The lone Tampa Bay survivor of the Buccaneers’ 2011 draft, tight end Luke Stocker, represents a great example of Lovie Smith learning about his football team.

Lovie showed up after the MRSA-infected, Josh-Freeman-stained demise of the New Schiano Order and wasn’t quite sure what he had. (more…)

Shafted?

Monday, March 30th, 2015
Peter King, lord of theMMQB.com, writes in retrospect, the Bucs got the raw end of the deal that brought G Logan Mankins to town.

Peter King, lord of theMMQB.com, writes in retrospect, the Bucs got the raw end of the deal that brought G Logan Mankins to town.

Joe is trying not to write about the offensive line for several reasons:

1. We know it stinks.

2. It rankles the Bucs when Joe reminds fans it stinks. (more…)

Honing In On Heeney

Monday, March 30th, 2015

HeeneyThe star linebacker performer at the NFL Scouting Combine was a guy who played for a dreadful football team at the University of Kansas.

Heck, where Ben Heeney was a tackling machine the past four years, 2-14 may not seem so bad. (more…)

“Secretary” And “Groundskeeper” Approved

Monday, March 30th, 2015
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Lovie Smith talks about universal trust in a possible Jameis Winston selection

So who is against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers drafting Jameis Winston?

Per Lovie Smith, these anti-Winston types are not among the hundreds employed at One Buc Palace. (more…)

“No One Is Working Harder Than Mike Glennon”

Monday, March 30th, 2015
"Lovie loves you, my son."

“Lovie loves you, my son.”

Joe’s always eager to deliver happy thoughts to the Mike Glennon Mob.

Joe realizes that crowd is on life support. (more…)

Lack Of Return Game

Monday, March 30th, 2015
The return game, like most of the team was a mess for the Bucs last season.

The return game, like most of the team, was messy last season.

True, it is hard to find solid position groups when a team finishes 2-14. Special teams for the Bucs was a big reason why. Specifically, the return game.

Yet again, the Bucs went dumpster diving for return guys, and got the expected results. It was a turnstile of ineffective return men. (more…)

Cracking The Defensive End Riddle

Monday, March 30th, 2015

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The way the Bucs have swung and missed obtaining defensive ends the past decade — and letting the only decent one walk away for no good reason — is bordering on the ridiculous.

It’s almost like the campy “Batman” TV series from the 1960s, when an evil villain appears twice a month to take over Gotham, yet is foiled time and again by Batman and Robin. (more…)

Jameis Watch: Always Excited

Sunday, March 29th, 2015

jameis 1026Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida.
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Dinner Time!

Sunday, March 29th, 2015

Man, Joe sure will have a great dinner today at Pete & Shorty’s in Clearwater. Check out the menu.

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Mariota’s Private Workout Won’t Clash With Winston Pro Day

Sunday, March 29th, 2015
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Tuesday won’t reveal any hidden message

Bucs fans are buzzing on Twitter today about Gil Brandt’s report claiming Marcus Mariota will have a private workout with Tampa Bay on Tuesday.

Hey, that’s the same day Jameis Winston will have his pro day at Florida State University. What gives? (more…)

“We Should See A Lot Of Improvement”

Sunday, March 29th, 2015
Bucs tackle Kevin Pamphile

Bucs tackle Kevin Pamphile

Previously, Joe has referred to the Bucs’ 2014 fifth-round draft picks, offensive linemen Kevin Pamphile and Kadeem Edwards, as “milk cartons.”

That’s not kind, and it may be a little unfair. But hey, fans were looking for Pamphile and Edwards — and still are — to show signs of life. (more…)

Lovie Describes “Our Type Of Defensive Ends”

Sunday, March 29th, 2015
Lovie Smith talked to Joe

Lovie Smith talked to Joe

The Bucs seem desperate for a nasty defensive end, after coming up empty in pursuit of Trent Cole and Greg Hardy in free agency.

This year’s draft class allegedly is rich with DEs. So, of course, Joe asked Lovie Smith about it at the NFL Owners Meetings in Phoenix last week. (more…)

Jameis Winston = Philip Rivers?

Sunday, March 29th, 2015

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For reasons Joe doesn’t quite understand, All-Pro Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers is suddenly making noise because he doesn’t want to uproot his family in the expected San Diego franchise relocation to Lipstick City.

Well, if Rivers is traded, wouldn’t he have to uproot his family anyway? Perhaps to lesser places to live? Los Angeles may not be Shangri-La, but it sure beats living in, say, Chicago. So Joe is dubious of the Bucs ever getting Rivers. (more…)

Is Running Back Unit Set?

Sunday, March 29th, 2015
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Change on the way?

 

Joe believes the Bucs have perhaps one of the deepest stables of running backs in the NFL. And the way running backs get beaten to death, that’s a good thing. (more…)

Trading Down … And Drafting Jameis Winston

Saturday, March 28th, 2015

jameis 0212A prominent national NFL voice and former personnel executive projects the Buccaneers will trade down and still draft Jameis Winston. (more…)

Patience With The Offensive Line

Saturday, March 28th, 2015

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Bucs fans freak out about the offensive line, desperately latching on to any familiar name to be a plug-and-pray solution to the sieve. (more…)

Wide Receivers Corps Not So Deep

Saturday, March 28th, 2015
Led by Vincent Jackson, along with Mike Evans, the Bucs have a damned good pair of starting receivers. After that, there's a drop off.

Led by Vincent Jackson, along with Mike Evans, the Bucs have a damned good pair of starting receivers. After that, there’s a drop off.

One could make a helluva argument that the Bucs have one of the best one-two punches at wide receiver in the NFC. Not the best, that belongs to the Packers with Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb, and Detroit is better with Calvin Johnson and Golden Tate. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “Confessional Interviews”

Saturday, March 28th, 2015

jameis 0108Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. (more…)

Herm Edwards: No Surprise Verner Struggled

Saturday, March 28th, 2015

How nice of former Bucs secondary coach and Chiefs and Jets head coach Herm Edwards to invite Joe to the BSPN studio set at the NFL Owners Meetings this week.

What a gesture. (more…)

Father Dungy Talk Of Lovie Trading Down

Friday, March 27th, 2015

Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy

Those with heart conditions, stomach disorders, and/or violence issues while under stress should not keep reading. (more…)

Keeping Vincent Jackson Is Telling

Friday, March 27th, 2015
Vincent Jackson is your answer to the Jameis Winston puzzle.

Vincent Jackson is your answer to the Jameis Winston puzzle, claims a prominent national scribe.

With all the love Bucs coach Lovie Smith showed prospective savior rookie quarterback Jameis Winston, might the Bucs actually trade down?

Joe would just about jump off a roof if that happened, and Joe also has a decent idea it would cause unrest in the streets and nausea in the season ticket sales office at One Buc Palace. (more…)

“O-line, O-line, O-line, O-line”

Friday, March 27th, 2015
Longtime NFL offensive coordinator and former Chargers head coach Kevin Gilbride talks about the Bucs' second pick in the draft

Longtime NFL offensive coordinator and former Chargers head coach Kevin Gilbride talks about the Bucs’ second pick in the draft

As Joe has written previously, there is mayhem and rioting at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. (more…)