Joe stumbled upon some refreshing radio while stuck at work Friday morning: it was the creator, curator and overall guru of ProFootballTalk.com, Mike Florio, hosting the Dull Patrick Show.
Magically, thanks to Florio, what is usually three hours of boring, vapid, slurping radio (especially when it comes to the non-basketball association) became gripping, compelling, thought-provoking radio with a tremendous amount of insight.
Florio is no stranger to radio. He pretty much does a six-hour radio show a day given all his radio commitments around the country, including his spots with the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, “The Big Dog,” Steve Duemig, heard locally each Monday at 5 p.m. on WDAE-AM 620.
Florio has pinch hit for Dull Patrick before, and Florio seemed off his game, distracted. Maybe because he tried to work in basketball and baseball talk which is not normally in Florio’s wheelhouse.
Friday, Florio was very much on his game. It helped that the show was wall-to-wall football talk, including some college football. This was music to Joe’s ears.
A good chunk of the conversation was the Hall of Fame, who shouldn’t be in and who should be in and maybe who might squeak in someday. Florio invoked former Bucs running back Warrick Dunn.
Florio noted that Dunn’s numbers are similar to O.J. Simpson’s, and they are. Simpson has roughly 1,000 more yards playing one less season and his yards per carry average was not quite a yard more than Dunn. However, Dunn had double the receiving yards Simpson racked up.
“Perhaps when voters see all the good things that Dunn does in the community” that Pro Football Hall of Fame voters may be swayed by actions off the field years from now, Florio thought.
This is an interesting thought. Now Joe knows voters are only supposed to judge a player for his actions on the field, but voters are human too. There’s an NFL Network piece about the top 10 players never to make the Pro Football Hall of Fame and one of the most respected and influential writers in the nation, Sports Illustrated’s Paul Zimmerman (since rendered unable to work due to a series of strokes) boldly pronounced in the NFL Network piece that he would never vote for Ken Stabler as long as he lived, largely due to the way Stabler treated Zimmerman.
What exactly does that have to do with playing the game of football?
Voters are human. And as Barry Bonds has found in baseball, you treat people like dirt so often and for so long, that may come back to bite you in the ass. Joe himself has no use for a very famous local baseball player who is very popular with the fans because said player over the years consistently treated Joe — and others — like a piece of crap and was nothing less than a total and complete a-hole to Joe and may very well be the most miserable athlete Joe has ever had to deal with, certainly in Joe’s bottom three.
This player is to Joe is what Stabler is to Zimmerman. Joe doesn’t have any vote for any Hall of Fame but to suggest off the field issues don’t influence voters is a crock.
The opposite may help Dunn, one of the classiest men who ever snapped on a chin strap.
Florio also mocked the induction of Joe Namath and Joe will say this: as a kid, Joe was outraged that Namath got in before Fran Tarkenton. Compare both players’ stats and they are light years apart. Namath won a Super Bowl (even then, he didn’t play that well) and Tarkenton didn’t. As Florio noted, winning a Super Bowl holds a lot of weight as to if a player gets in the Hall of Fame, maybe too much weight.
After listening to Florio’s spot subbing for Dull Patrick, Joe cannot imagine why Florio doesn’t have a job himself on a radio show fulltime. He’s smart, articulate, does his homework. Dull Patrick offers nothing different than the tripe you hear on BSPN. The baby lullaby music and the ever-so-side splitting “Hi Dan, 6-4, 215… ding … ” the appeal of this show is totally and completely lost on Joe.
If you are not going to be entertaining at least be informative. Dull Patrick, for Joe, is neither.
How cool would it be to hear Florio be a regular co-host with Bob Papa on “The Opening Drive” on Sirius NFL Radio?