Archive for 2015

“The Way His Leg Fatigued In The Middle Of Games”

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015

RevisMcCoyProBowlPer NJ.com excerpts of the new Sports Illustrated feature on Darrelle Revis, there are clear errors and misconceptions about Revis’ Buccaneers career.

No need to dissect that, but one legitimately fresh nugget got Joe to sit up straight and put the cap on the vodka bottle. (more…)

Five Team Officials Rank Marcus Mariota A Tier-2 Starter; Only One Picks Jameis Winston

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015

lovie 1110bYes, important NFL people still think the Buccaneers whiffed on their quarterback choice with the No. 1 overall pick in the 2015 draft. (more…)

Unsung Hero

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015
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Who does BSPN think is the unsung hero of the Bucs?

During a recent a panel discussion about the NFC South, former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik was asked to pick the face of each franchise. The lone non-quarterback Dominik selected was Gerald McCoy. (more…)

(Unofficial) Training Camp For Jameis

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015
No rest for Jameis.

No rest for Jameis.

While the first practice of training camp isn’t until a week from Saturday, where if Joe is properly positioned he will smell the cheerleaders’ sweat, training camp essentially has started for “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. (more…)

Baseball Strong Or Baseball Weak?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

JameisbaseballAmerica’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, was a baseball standout at Florida State cranking out 95 miles-per-hour fastballs. (more…)

Mike Evans Follows Through With Randy Moss

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

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The Buccaneers’ No. 1 receiver, 21-year-old star Mike Evans, hasn’t taken his foot off the gas since working out with Randy Moss this spring and joining America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, for a summer chemistry session in Tallahassee. (more…)

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 8

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
"Wait till you see what this guy has cookin' for 2013, Mr. Glazer. He's a Buccaneer Man."

“Wait till you see what this guy has cookin’ for 2013, Mr. Glazer. He’s a Buccaneer Man.”

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

Lavonte David: No. 5

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
Elite tackler.

Elite tackler.

‘Tis the season of lists! There is a list for quarterbacks. There is a list for defenses. There is even Joe’s list of hottest Bucs cheerleaders (Do you really wonder who Joe has ranked atop such a list?). (more…)

Jameis Not The “Face” (Yet)

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
Not yet.

Not yet.

Joe knows that before the draft, the thin-skinned, scared midwives who curled up in fetal positions and sucked their thumbs at the thought of the Bucs drafting a quarterback, much less “America’s Quarterback,” signal-caller Jameis Winston, howled in protest. (more…)

Martin Cannot Break Tackles

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
No longer can break tackles?

No longer can break tackles?

In the dog days of July, after folks have finished blowing off fireworks, it’s research time, as NFL teams all but shut down their facilities.

So the spreadsheeters have been working overtime at Pro Football Focus as the dawn of training camp is within sight. (more…)

“Siege” Alert

Monday, July 20th, 2015

Joe confesses to purchasing a living dinosaur on Sunday, that would be a traditional newspaper called The Tampa Tribune.

It was extremely enjoyable reading, except the sports section was downright puzzling. (more…)

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 9

Monday, July 20th, 2015

michael clayton 0904It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

Bucs Bank On Video Games

Monday, July 20th, 2015

LovieJagsJoe’s heard that virtual reality activities have brought happiness to many healthy men. And Joe’s seen how teenagers learn to drive via extraordinarily expensive and comprehensive virtual reality technology.

So Joe’s all for it. (more…)

LAST DAY To Register For The 2015 WDAE-AM 620 Fantasy Football League. Win A Trip To The National Championship Game & $2500.00

Monday, July 20th, 2015

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Put down that sandwich and register — absolutely free — for a shot to play in the WDAE-AM 620, 2015 Fantasy Football league.

The prizes are stunning.

The deadline is midnight tonight! Click here or on the banner above for all the amazing details.

Starting Rookies = Dread?

Monday, July 20th, 2015
Bucs rookie left tackle Donovan Smith posing with fellow Penn State product, the fetching Colleen Wolfe of NFL Now.

Bucs rookie LT Donovan Smith posing with fellow Penn State product, the fetching Colleen Wolfe of NFL Now.

Yes, Bucs fans have little fingernails left, as they have been gnawing them and sweating over the very real possibility the Bucs will start three rookies on offense this year.

Then again, those three likely rookies, “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, left tackle Donovan Smith and right guard Ali Marpet, are an upgrade over the drek that played those positions last year. (more…)

What Were OCs Seeing?

Monday, July 20th, 2015
Why did opposing offenses run so many two-back sets against Leslie Frazier's defense?

Why did opposing offenses run so many two-back sets against Leslie Frazier’s defense?

Yes, in the salad days leading up to training camp, Joe is scouring for Bucs news in places where there is no Bucs news. This is one of those cases. (more…)

Jameis Is Not “Hype”

Monday, July 20th, 2015
No hype.

No hype.

A week from Saturday begins the last stand of the Mike Glennon Mob. That’s when training camp opens and if the quarterback of the past and the quarterback of the future ever hopes to be the quarterback of the present and lead the Bucs, this will be his final shot.

That’s if you actually believe there is competition. (more…)