Hidden Reasons For Release?

March 16th, 2015

ghostBoy, yesterday when it was announced that former Bucs defensive end, ghostly, Snuggle-soft Michael Johnson inked a pact with the Bengals, Bucs fans erupted in anger.

Let’s just say few will have Johnson on their Christmas card list after such a shadowy season. [read more]

Marcus Mariota Talks To Joe

March 16th, 2015

marcus mariota 0210Today is Marcus Mariota Day at One Buc Palace, where the University of Oregon quarterback plans to get to know Lovie Smith, Team Glazer and Jason Licht.

Last night, it was Joe’s turn to get to know Mariota. [read more]

No “Top-100” Help For Bucs’ O-Line

March 15th, 2015

Jahri-EvansSo where will the Buccaneers find offensive line help? [read more]

Michael Johnson Returns To Bengals

March 15th, 2015

michael johnson 1014Per BSPN, this morning the Bengals embraced their homesick son, ghostly and ghastly former Bucs defensive end Michael Johnson.

Good for Johnson. He robbed Team Glazer and now goes back to where he wanted to be all along. Joe wonders what kind of excuse Johnson’s agent will find when Johnson continues to stink.

Mariota Says He’s Not “Playing With Himself”

March 15th, 2015

Mariota“Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota is regularly asked about how he’s going to transition from the wacky University of Oregon offense to the NFL.

Yesterday in New Orleans, he put a new spin on his answer. [read more]

Another Sign Bucs Pick A QB

March 15th, 2015

Mike Evans (above) and Vincent Jackson will give Jameis Winston a fine pair of targets to help the rookie ease into the NFL.

Put a gun to Joe’s head and Joe still couldn’t tell you who the Bucs will draft No. 1 overall.

Oh, sure, all signs point to Jameis Winston. Notice you can hear and read all sorts of people talkng about Marcus Mariota falling to the Redskins or the Jets, or even to the Eagles, but you never hear or read that about Winston. [read more]

Lovie Smith: No. 13

March 15th, 2015

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In some ways, Bucs coach Lovie Smith has been living a charmed life.

Since 2003, only three coaches who guided their teams to the worst record in the NFL survived to coach the same team the following season. That list includes Marty Schottenheimer, Steve Spagnuolo and Lovie. [read more]

“Every Once In A While He Looks Hesitant Or Confused”

March 14th, 2015
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New Bucs linebacker Bruce Carter

Joe already brought you the insightful, fresh take of former Bucs defensive end Steve White about the Buccaneers’ pass rush.

And now Joe’s got White’s fingers-crossed look at brand new Tampa Bay linebacker Bruce Carter. [read more]

Two Teams Chasing Ghost Johnson

March 14th, 2015

snuggleFormer Bucs ghostly defensive end, Snuggle-soft Michael Johnson, doesn’t seem as if he will be unemployed long. Per the fingers of Matt Vensel of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, two teams are begging for Johnson’s image services: the Vikings and the Bengals. [read more]

Jameis Watch: Fourth Time Cleared

March 14th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. [read more]

Patience Defining Bucs’ Offseason

March 14th, 2015

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Forget about the Bucs’ dreadful offensive line play for a moment and focus on numbers.

The Bucs let two major O-line contributors walk out the door this week and haven’t replaced them. [read more]

Broken Bucs?

March 14th, 2015

lovie 0322“Chris Conte’s litany of health problems last season reads like an entire team’s injury report — right shoulder, concussion, left shoulder, another concussion, right shoulder again, right eye and back.”

That’s how a recent Chicago Tribune feature on new Bucs safety Chris Conte begins. [read more]

Spreadsheeters Lukewarm On Carter

March 14th, 2015

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Just on paper, the big free agent signing for the Bucs is linebacker Bruce Carter (thus far, remember, Greg Hardy is still a fish unhooked).

Solid and fast in pass coverage, versatile, Joe is of the mind Carter will replace Mason Foster at middle linebacker. [read more]

Jameis Watch: You Need Jameis

March 13th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. [read more]

Limited “Timidness” & “Laziness” For Mariota

March 13th, 2015
Marcus Mariota gets a backhanded compliment from one of his biggest supporters

Marcus Mariota got a backhanded compliment from one of his biggest supporters

As Joe wrote previously, reviews of Marcus Mariota at his University of Oregon pro day yesterday were mixed. [read more]

Can Only Help

March 13th, 2015
Henry Melton surely won't drag down the anemic Bucs pass rush.

Henry Melton surely won’t drag down the anemic Bucs pass rush.

If the Bucs don’t find someone to get double-digit sacks this season, it will have marked 10 years — 10 friggin’ years! — since a Tampa Bay defensive lineman had 10 or more sacks.

The last man to do that? You guessed it: Simeon Rice. [read more]

Landslide Victory For Greg Hardy

March 13th, 2015
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Bucs fans want Greg Hardy

The polls are closed, and nothing was rigged.

Joe’s 24-hour survey of Buccaneers fans revealed a resounding shout to Team Glazer, Lovie Smith and Jason Licht to pursue defensive end Greg Hardy. [read more]

Here Comes Marcus!

March 13th, 2015

lovie and lichtBucs general manager Jason Licht was at Marcus Mariota’s pro day at the University of Oregon yesterday, and (coincidentally?) Mariota will be in Tampa on Monday for a visit, per the Twittering of Bucs beat writer Rick Stroud. [read more]

“Nobody Noticed ‘Cause We Sucked”

March 13th, 2015

Where’s your T.J. Fatinikun jersey?

Smile, haters. This is not a negative post about your Buccaneers.

In fact, it’s an uplifting take from a former Buccaneer who breaks down film like no other. [read more]

Stop Crying About Derrick Morgan

March 13th, 2015

Derrick-MorganIt’s painfully clear how desperate Bucs fans are for an edge rusher. [read more]

Chucky And Brett Hundley

March 13th, 2015

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During the 2013 college football season, Joe thought Brett Hundley was the next best stud quarterback. After Jameis Winston, that is. Joe was really impressed. [read more]