Archive for 2015

Lack Of “Competition”

Thursday, March 12th, 2015
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Bucs fans — and former players — are already stressing out over the makeup of the offensive line.

Yes, Bucs fans are beginning to look up psychologists covered on their Obamacare plan because they can’t take it any longer.

Bucs fans watch the screendoor-on-a-submarine of an offensive line last year and, and on Day 3 of free agency, the Bucs have yet to address the Swiss cheese of a front wall.

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Bucs Add Henry Melton; Depth Grows

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

Would you trade Da’Quan Bowers for Henry Melton?

Your Tampa Bay Buccaneers just did. (more…)

Has Josh Freeman Given Up?

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

josh freeman 0819A nugget of sadness came yesterday via the release of players who will attend the NFL’s brand new veteran free agent scouting combine, which will be held in Arizona a week from this weekend. (more…)

“Bucs Will Be A Player In Greg Hardy” Sweepstakes

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

lovie 1110bJustice was served when the Buccaneers cut ghastly and ghostly defensive end Michael Johnson yesterday.

That wise move spared Joe countless offseason hours of counseling and wearing a padded helmet. (more…)

Greg Hardy?

Thursday, March 12th, 2015


“Custodian of Canton” Urges Calm

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

Relax.

It’s been a long time since Joe has seen Bucs fans freak out on Twitter when it wasn’t after yet another loss.

But they were freaking out  last night on what could be classified as a loss. (more…)

Fuss Growing Over Adrian Peterson

Thursday, March 12th, 2015
The Bucs have no need for Adrian Peterson.

The Bucs have no need for Adrian Peterson.

This totally came out of the blue last night. Within minutes of each other,  two folks Twittered Joe questions about Adrian Peterson and the Bucs.

Joe doesn’t believe in coincidences. So this must be a growing trend of the day, so Joe will try to get a head of it. (more…)

Wisniewski Exits Tampa

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

jason licht 0126[UPDATED] Joe’s excitement for a young, healthy, quality offensive lineman was extinguished tonight when Joe learned about 9 p.m. that free agent visitor Stefen Wisniewski left Tampa without a contract.

To make matters worse, Joe was first to break the news on Twitter. (more…)

Bucs Will Cut Goldson; “Hawk” To Fly Free

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

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The build-the-defense-from-the-back Greg Schiano philosophy is now ancient history. (more…)

Bucs Finalizing Deal For Safety Chris Conte

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

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Lovie Smith is reuniting the band. (more…)

Bucs Sign Linebacker Bruce Carter

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

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It looks like the Bucs have a new starting strongside linebacker. (more…)

“NEVER AGAIN!”

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

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Literally minutes after ghostly and ghastly Michael Johnson was cut today by the Buccaneers, captain Gerald McCoy took to Twitter. (more…)

Celebrating Sanity

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

lovie and lichtJoe officially and happily can confirm the sanity of the Buccaneers front office, because it would have been downright insane to keep ghostly and ghastly defensive end Michael Johnson on the roster.

Joe was flabbergasted that some fans thought a low-effort guy like Johnson would be somehow wise to retain. (more…)

The Haunting Ends; Bucs Cut Michael Johnson.

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015
Michael Johnson earned every bit of his ghost status

Michael Johnson earned every bit of his ghost label

Michael Johnson was ghastly and ghostly, as invisible a player that’s ever signed a huge free agent contract for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Johnson played about five good quarters of football last season, earning “the apparition” nickname and causing Bucs fans to bang their collective heads against available slabs of concrete. (more…)

Report: Ghost Will Vanish

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015
Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times reports ghostly Michael Johnson will be released this afternoon.

Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times reports ghostly Michael Johnson will be released this afternoon.

You want to know why Bucs general manager Jaosn Licht was gun-shy in free agency yesterday? Here is why: two of the three big-named free agents were wiped off the Bucs’ roster. Quarterback Josh McCown and left tackle Anthony Collins.

Now add another member to complete the terrible troika. (more…)

Blow For The Trade Down Crowd

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015
Eagles' strongman Chip Kelly killed the popular belief he wants Marcus Mariota.

Eagles’ strongman Chip Kelly killed the popular belief he wants Marcus Mariota.

Joe just doesn’t get it. Never will. The Bucs, for years, have been in need of a quarterback in the absolute worst way.

And now, holding the No. 1 pick overall, have the rare once-in-30-years chance of solving this issue for maybe a decade, perhaps for 15 years, and there is still a sect of Bucs fans who demand to trade down. (more…)

Adrian Clayborn Heads To Atlanta

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

raheemsmileRaheem Morris, the guy who led the Bucs to a 10-win, 2010 season on a shoestring payroll while 10 rookies made starts, is now the assistant head coach of the Atlanta Falcons.

And Raheem, it seems, has put in a good word for his Boy-Dog. (more…)

“System, System, System”

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

Mariota2Cerebral ex-quarterback Boomer Esiason issued a firm stance on University of Oregon QB Marcus Mariota.

Esiason isn’t sold on Mariota and says his NFL obstacles will be immense. (more…)

Reviving 2012 Glory?

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

LoviepowerBefore Lovie Smith was fired in Chicago and hung out in his basement with Jeff Tedford and others, Lovie finished coaching the Bears to a 10-6 record and the NFL’s fifth-ranked defense in 2012.

Two guys anchoring the back of that defense could be reunited in Tampa. (more…)