Archive for 2015

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 17

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

Chucky Had A Good Day

Saturday, July 11th, 2015
"Jimminy Christmas, I love Hooters, man! Love 'em!"

“Jiminy Christmas, I love Hooters, man! Love’em!”

What is a better combination than Bucs football and Hooters?

Joe can’t think of any and pardon Joe while he gets a bit nostalgic for good football and good chicken wings (and lovely lasses in form-fitting orange shorts). (more…)

Now, The Bad Bobby Rainey

Saturday, July 11th, 2015
Bobby Rainey was an easy tackle for defenders, claim the spreadsheeters. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

Bobby Rainey was an easy tackle for defenders, claim the spreadsheeters. (Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

Yesterday, Joe brought word (and disgust) about why Bobby Rainey was shelved last season amid a plethora of head-scratching, vodka-chugging decisions that resulted in one of the worst seasons in Bucs football history.

But as much as Rainey should have had more snaps, Joe’s not about to pretend Rainey was another Walter Payton. (more…)

Derrick Brooks: Sapp Will Be “A Better Person”

Friday, July 10th, 2015

derrick brooks and warren sapp

After a $600, February threesome with hookers got Warren Sapp arrested, followed by charges of domestic violence, and looming jail time for a probation violation, the Bucs icon appeared to hit rock bottom. (more…)

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 18

Friday, July 10th, 2015

GilkeyIt’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

What If Bucs Stink Again?

Friday, July 10th, 2015
How much time?

How much time?

There has been rancor amid untold beers at JoeBucsFan.com headquarters, and it’s not about the dipstick who trashed a treasured Rachel Watson poster. (more…)

Orlando Would Host Jameis Winston Trial

Friday, July 10th, 2015

JameisHow fitting that the Florida home of Mickey Mouse and fantasy, where legions of soccer-crazed lunatics run around in purple shirts screaming, “Kaka,” will play host to what might be the most important legal proceedings in Buccaneers history. (more…)

Glennon’s Chances Of Starting

Friday, July 10th, 2015
Chances of starting examined.

Chances of starting examined.

Sure, Joe is all about competition. Until there is no competition.

That’s what is happening in the case of quarterback of the past and quarterback of the future and perhaps quarterback of the present, Mike Glennon, and “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. (more…)

Rainey Can Move The Chains

Friday, July 10th, 2015
Few running backs were able to turn catches  into first downs as well as Bobby Rainey did last year.

Few running backs were able to turn catches into first downs as well as Bobby Rainey did last year.

Good grief, all the wacko things that happened to the Bucs last year, Joe can’t count them all.

Turnover-prone Josh McClown, Ghost Johnson, Anthony Collins… and that is just the guys the Bucs signed. That’s not counting the guys they ran off who were productive with other teams. (more…)

Jameis Winston Hosts Private Workout With Mike Evans, Louis Murphy

Thursday, July 9th, 2015
Jameis is talking -- and acting -- like a leader.

Jameis is talking — and acting — like a leader.

Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, likes to talk about urgency. And Jameis is walking the walk. (more…)

No Supplementing For Tampa Bay

Thursday, July 9th, 2015

lovie and lichtYes, there are thousands of deranged, bored Bucs fans hanging on the happenings of today’s annual NFL Supplemental Draft.

But Joe, the Bucs might draft the next Dan Sileo, their supplemental pick in 1987. (more…)

“He Was Working Harder Than Everybody”

Thursday, July 9th, 2015
Alterraun Verner explains

Alterraun Verner explains

Only Buccaneers players know what man leads the team when it comes to work ethic and effort.

It’s a subjective take, but one worth sharing when it comes from the mouth of a player on national television. (more…)

The Countdown: Worst 20 Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years – No. 19

Thursday, July 9th, 2015

ChrisJonesIt’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Bruce Allen, Jason Licht and former Bucs rockstar general manager Mark Dominik might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

Bucs Receivers In Top-25

Thursday, July 9th, 2015
Top 25.

Top 25.

Joe has consistently written that if there are NFL teams with a better one-two punch at wide receiver, if there are teams ahead of the Bucs on such a list, that list is damn short. (more…)

Will Bucs Defense Rise Up?

Thursday, July 9th, 2015
Is Lovie Smith's defense in for another long year?

Is Lovie Smith’s defense in for another long year?

In the early handful of games last year, Lovie Smith’s famed defense was chain-whipped like few teams ever have been.

They were lit up so bad by the Crows and the Dixie Chicks that one didn’t dare light a cigar with the defense on the field because they were so flammable. (more…)

Gannon’s Quotes Add Intrigue

Thursday, July 9th, 2015
Was Bucs OC Dirk Koetter so down on RB Charles Sims that he lobbied the Bucs to keep Doug Martin instead?

Was Bucs OC Dirk Koetter so down on Charles Sims that he lobbied the Bucs to keep Doug Martin instead?

Yesterday, Joe brought word from Super Bowl quarterback Rich Gannon that having Charles Sims in the same backfield as “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, would be a “train wreck.” (more…)

The Countdown: Worst 20 Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years – No. 20

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Bruce Allen, Jason Licht and former Bucs rockstar general manager Mark Dominik might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

Joe Will Feast At Peggy O’Neill’s Oldsmar

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

It’s one of those steamy summer nights when Joe is craving ice cold Guiness and amazing hamburgers, and some of the best sports TV viewing around.

So you’ll find Joe at Peggy Oneill’s in Tampa/Oldsmar, at the southeast corner of Hillsborough Avenue and Racetrack Road. Click through below to see all their specials and menu items.

Fireworks Stupidity Hits Bucs

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

Updated: Just like surgeons should not carve Thanksgiving turkeys, NFL players should be smart enough to pass on tinkering with handheld explosives.

That’s nearly as dumb as when Josh McCown let his brother Luke hurl an axe at his throwing hand. (more…)