OK, Joe just can’t stay silent about this subject, even though it has nothing to do with the Bucs but it has something to do with the CITS.
By now, Joe assumes you may have read about the notorious Ines Sainz of TV Azteca, a Mexican sideline princess who last week got various members of the New York Jets aroused by her revealing attire.
Joe and Ms. Sainz’s paths crossed not quite two years ago, however brief. Sainz, a former Miss Universe contestant, seems to enjoy wearing jeans that appear to be spray painted on, and not-so modest tops.
Joe sees nothing wrong with this. She works in television which, Joe assumes most people know, is a visual medium. As the late Chicago Tribune columnist Mike Royko once wrote, “When I watch TV I don’t want to look at ugly. I see ugly every morning in the mirror.”
Is it fair that people that are not born with Sainz’s, um, features, can’t get a job on TV, no matter how qualified? No more or less fair than someone with a voice like a table saw can’t get a job on radio.

At any rate, at Super Bowl Media Day when the Steelers played the Cardinals, Joe was able to get a few shots of Sainz. She noticed Joe shooting pictures of her — hell, Joe stood right in front of her at one point shooting photos — and clearly she could care less and actually seemed bored by it. Joe was hardly the lone person getting pictures of her, there were hundreds of photographers on hand doing the same, not to mention the members of both Super Bowl teams ogling over her.

Joe even framed a photo to make sure she was in the background, which is a critical element in photography.
Sainz was working on such hard-hitting journalism, such as measuring players’ biceps.
Joe’s going to take a stab and suggest Sainz doesn’t know the difference between a down marker and a field goal post. That’s not her gig; that’s not what she does. She’s not Erin Andrews, who actually works at her craft and knows the sport of football, in addition to being a magnet for men’s eyes.
Sainz’s craft is getting reactions. She does this quite well.
In another picture, featuring Sainz’s most noted feature, you will see a dork in sunglasses and a cheesy goatee in the background. This guy was her producer and he went after Joe seconds after the photo was shot, nearly threw a punch at Joe for taking a photo of Sainz’s famous, um, feature.

Joe basically told the guy to shut the hell up and if Sainz didn’t want a photo of her, eerr, asset taken, she wouldn’t be wearing a second skin disguised as jeans.
Having got what Joe wanted (photos), Joe walked away, pleased with himself, laughing at Sainz’s producer for being so naive, having the gall to try to protect a swimsuit model from dudes with cameras.
Now if Sainz actually did her homework and really knew about football and asked intelligent questions about football, somehow Joe doesn’t think we’d be hearing anything about her and the Jets.
But Sainz played the part of a provocateur — beautifully, Joe might add — and the Jets played along, as if it was scripted.
This whole episode is no more complex than that.