You want names?

You want to know exactly who NFL coaches and general managers prefer when it comes to Marcus Mariota or Jameis Winston?

Joe’s got names. [read more]

When ill-suited Marcus Arroyo was only days into his gig as de facto-offensive coordinator, after Jeff Tedford became sick last year, Bucs fans were hoping above hope Arroyo would get hired away by anyone — IBM, Apple, Bank of America, Sears, Burger King. [read more]

Tears of joy today for Josh McCown

It’s a match made in Texas.

Tears will be flowing tonight.

Former Bucs non-savior quarterback Josh McCown has signed with Cleveland — a three-year deal — and will join rehabbing Johnny Football and the seven-win Browns. [read more]

Sometimes Bucs fans are more anxious to get rid of players than add players to the roster. Just yesterday, Joe got two questions on Twitter, “Why hasn’t [insert player] been cut yet?” or “Why is [insert player] still on this team?”

What’s the rush? The season doesn’t start for six months. [read more]

For a variety of reasons, the return game of the Bucs has been anemic since “Run Micheal Run” Spurlock left the team. Historically, the Bucs have been impotent in scoring touchdowns on kickoff returns. [read more]

The world of Twitter this morning makes it sound like a mad rush for Buccaneers tickets would happen if the Bucs signed just-cut, former Falcons wide receiver Harry Douglas.

Don’t count on it. [read more]

A turnaround on the horizon?

How many ways can someone describe a trainwreck? Joe has run out of adjectives to explain the garbage that was the 2014 Buccaneeers.

Offense was bad enough to induce vomiting. Defense was a bad horror movie. [read more]

Joe’s a big admirer of NFL Network’s 1a draft guru Daniel Jeremiah, the former Ravens, Browns and Eagles scout, and an ex-college quarterback.

Jeremiah does loads of homework and has all kinds of sources, from his former scouting colleagues to the access he gets as a league employee. [read more]

The host of “Schein on Sports” responds to Joe’s commentary.

Yesterday, Joe brought word of what sounded like a double standard from popular radio and TV personality Adam Schein (who Joe likes a lot). Schein reiterated on his morning show, “Schein on Sports,” found on Mad Dog Radio, part of the family of sports channels heard exclusively on SiriusXM Radio, how he wouldn’t touch Jameis Winston due to his off-field escapades.

But Schein confessed in the same monologue he was a backer of Titans quarterback Zack Mettenberger. Joe thought this was, well, contradictory. How could Schein support Mettenberger, who plead guilty to sexual assault in college, and rail against Winston, who was cleared three times of an allegation of sexual assault? [read more]

If the Bucs bring back ghostly and ghastly defensive end Michael Johnson this season, frankly, Joe won’t know what to say.

There will be plenty of head shaking at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. [read more]

Joe will not tolerate this

Joe’s not going to sit quietly while Jameis Winston, likely the next Tampa Bay quarterback, is assaulted unfairly on the NFL’s official website in a story that, at best, misrepresents the words of Bucs management. [read more]

The NFL Scouting Combine ended Monday, and for Joe and other media it ended Saturday. And none too soon. Joe needed to escape frozen Indianapolis. Nice town, so long as the weather isn’t South Pole-like.

So who “won” the combine? Joe still thinks what you see on TV is nothing more than a glorified high school track practice. [read more]

Sorry, Joe won’t rest calmly on his memory-foam mattress cover until the Buccaneers make legitimate upgrades to their Bad News Bears offensive line.

The thought of a rookie playing behind that sorry 2014 bunch sends Joe into a fit of heart palpitations. [read more]

Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. [read more]

Last year, the Bucs went big game hunting in free agency and bagged quite a lot of talent, so they thought.

They got a starting quarterback, starting left tackle and a starting defensive end and a starting cornerback out of the hunt — critical positions for every team.

And what did the Bucs get out of it? [read more]

Yes, Joe is a little late on this. Better late than never.

Behold are photos Joe took with his crappy cell phone camera — unless there is direct, bright sunlight, these Samsung Galaxy 4 photos always turn out fuzzy (Joe wishes he could use his Canon SLR, but one only has two hands and can only juggle so many tasks at one time). So Joe apologizes to the nuts out there he knows will criticize the quality of the photos. [read more]

Alterraun Verner explains

“True football fans” can see the Bucs are “on the verge.”

Lovie Smith told all of us that in mid-December. That wasn’t just a bizarre one-liner on a radio show. No, Lovie walked that walk with his players. [read more]

Unlike ghostly Michael Johnson, at least left tackle Anthony Collins played more than six quarters of good football last year.

But Collins is dead Buc walking, says a prominent Tampa Bay beat writer. [read more]

First, let Joe say Tampa Bay cornerback Alterraun Verner likely is the most intelligent guy in the Buccaneers’ locker room. He replaced Ronde Barber when it comes to vocabulary.

Feel free to Google Verner’s academic accomplishments. [read more]