The Countdown: Worst 20 Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years – No. 20

July 8th, 2015

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Bruce Allen, Jason Licht and former Bucs rockstar general manager Mark Dominik might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. [read more]

Joe Will Feast At Peggy O’Neill’s Oldsmar

July 8th, 2015

It’s one of those steamy summer nights when Joe is craving ice cold Guiness and amazing hamburgers, and some of the best sports TV viewing around.

So you’ll find Joe at Peggy Oneill’s in Tampa/Oldsmar, at the southeast corner of Hillsborough Avenue and Racetrack Road. Click through below to see all their specials and menu items.

Fireworks Stupidity Hits Bucs

July 8th, 2015

Updated: Just like surgeons should not carve Thanksgiving turkeys, NFL players should be smart enough to pass on tinkering with handheld explosives.

That’s nearly as dumb as when Josh McCown let his brother Luke hurl an axe at his throwing hand. [read more]

Josh Freeman Adopts Vincent Jackson Line

July 8th, 2015

josh freeman 0819The last Buccaneers quarterback to have a remarkable season, Josh Freeman, is trying hard to shed his leaky, sleepy image while he lurks at the bottom of the Dolphins’ offseason roster. [read more]

“Train Wreck” = Charles Sims And Jameis

July 8th, 2015
Jameis rookie

Harsh words from a former MVP

The Buccaneers’ hierarchy might have grand visions of Jameis Winston wreaking havoc handing off the rock and throwing to versatile second-year running back Charles Sims, but a former NFL MVP says that combination spells disaster. [read more]

Evan Smith Quite Happy With Koetter

July 8th, 2015
Still won't acknowledge "America's Quarterback."

Still won’t acknowledge “America’s Quarterback.”

The man closest to “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, on the football field this summer and fall and winter will be none other than center Evan (nee: Dietrich-) Smith, who didn’t seem too fond of Jameis after the NFL Draft.

Smith continued his strange silent-treatment public stance on Jameis yesterday. [read more]

Lovie Wasn’t “Sold” On McCown?

July 8th, 2015
National NFL columnist reveals a private chat he had with Bucs coach Lovie Smith last summer.

National NFL columnist reveals a private chat he had with Bucs coach Lovie Smith last summer.

What the hell did Bucs coach Lovie Smith see in turnover-prone Josh McClown? (You could ask the same question of about five players the Bucs acquired last year, but Joe digresses.) [read more]

Bucs-Titans A Desirable Game

July 8th, 2015
Jameis makes rotten games compelling TV.

Jameis transforms rotten games into compelling TV

If Joe were a neutral NFL fan stuck in, say, the Midwest, or a perpetually half-drunk fan in the Keys without strong ties, Joe would care about watching compelling games, you know, matchups of strong teams. [read more]

Tedford Takes It On The Chin

July 7th, 2015

TedfordcoachinghardJeff Tedford wanted to return and lead the Buccaneers offense after his heart trouble last year, but the figurative gates of One Buc Palace were slammed in his face. [read more]

“Anything I Can Do To Be Urgent”

July 7th, 2015

jameis 0703Jameis Winston isn’t your typical rookie, and that’s a damn good thing.

Like Lavonte David said, the Bucs locker room needed America’s Quarterback. [read more]

The Countdown: Worst 20 Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years

July 7th, 2015

sabby 0904It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. [read more]

Mike Glennon No. 5

July 7th, 2015
Top backup.

Top backup.

The season of rankings continues as we lumber toward the beginning of training camp. The first open practice is Aug. 1. Joe can almost smell the cheerleaders’ sweat (it’s sort of a fruity scent, if you must know). [read more]

It Cannot Get Worse

July 7th, 2015
It was hard for Bucs WR to keep smiling when remembering who was throwing passes to him last year.

It was hard for Bucs WR Vincent Jackson to keep a smile on his face when remembering who was throwing passes to him last year.

If watching old game tape wasn’t jarring enough to Bucs fans remembering just how truly awful was turnover-prone quarterback Josh McClown, data from the statgeeks really sobers up a person.

Yes, Vincent Jackson had a nice season, catching 70 passes and racking up 1,002 passing yards last year. Any receiver who has 1,000 yards is having a fine season. [read more]

Worst Offensive Line?

July 7th, 2015
Will the offensive line improve?

Will the offensive line improve?

It was more frightening than Joe opening up his fridge on a hot summer afternoon and finding not an ounce of cold beer. It was the offensive line that finished the season for the Bucs with out-of-position Demar Dotson, barbecue pitmaster Logan Mankins, shotgun-snap challenged Evan (nee: Dietrich-) Smith, Oniel Cousins and Patrick Omameh. [read more]

Tim Wright: Games Will Earn Jameis Respect

July 6th, 2015
The newest Buccaneers talks Tom Brady vs. Jameis Winston

The newest Buccaneer talks Tom Brady vs. Jameis Winston

Yes, new/old Bucs tight end Tim Wright went there on national radio, daring to compare the little he’s seen of Jameis Winston to legendary Tom Brady, his QB last season with the Belicheats. [read more]

Dominik Names Move He “Messed Up On”

July 6th, 2015

mark dominik 1205History will view mattress-in-the-yard, blade-in-the-thigh Mike Williams in different ways.

A 2010 Buccaneers fourth-round pick, Williams was excellent in his first three seasons — 193 catches, 23 touchdowns and never missed a game. [read more]

Bucs Got Lucky

July 6th, 2015
In studying last year's games, the Washington Post suggests the only reason the Bucs beat the Redskins was Robert Griffin III's incompetence.

In studying last year’s games, the Washington Post suggests the only reason the Bucs beat the Redskins was Robert Griffin III’s incompetence.

Yes, the Bucs were a nutkick of a 2-14 team last year. The only people remotely happy about that were liquor store owners — for all the Bucs fans trying to purge the season from their memory banks with mass quantities of alcohol. [read more]

Three-Win Bar Set For Lovie Smith

July 6th, 2015

LovieJagsRegular readers here know there’s a massive argument happening at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters regarding Lovie Smith’s job security. No need to rehash.

But now a former Buccaneer has weighed in on the debate, via a national stage. [read more]

The Battle For No. 3

July 6th, 2015
Will Louis Murphy be able to hang on to his No. 3 WR position?

Will Louis Murphy be able to hang on to his No. 3 WR position?

The lack of depth on this Bucs squad is a significant reason Tampa Bay won the Chase for Jameis last year.

Joe many times has pointed out that Mike Evans and Vincent Jackson very well could be the best one-two punch of wide receivers in the NFL. If that duo is not, then the list ahead of them is damn short. [read more]