Bucs “On The Brink”

October 5th, 2015

season on the brink

Joe can hear the words ringing in his head.

“Playoffs? Playoffs! Playoffs?!

Those were the famous words uttered by former Colts coach Jim Mora in a postgame press conference when asked about his team’s playoff chances. [read more]

Kyle Brindza, Gone

October 5th, 2015
Former Bucs kicker.

Former Bucs kicker.

Who didn’t see this coming down Central Ave?

The Bucs waved goodbye to a rookie kicker with worse aim than Mr. Magoo, Kyle Brindza.

Magoo was horrible. He was 2-for-7 in his last two games, including two extra-points missed! A high school kicker would be benched for that tripe.

Yet despite this, he has two of the five-longest Bucs field goals in franchise history.

Burned And Exposed

October 5th, 2015
A Lovie Smith wish came true yesterday

A Lovie Smith wish came true yesterday

Lovie Smith finally got one thing he long yearned for yesterday.

It came in the form of 30-year-old journeyman cornerback Mike Jenkins making his first Buccaneers start. [read more]

2015 Blame Game Shouldn’t Include Team Glazer

October 5th, 2015

LichtThe blame game is one of the easiest and most creative exercises on earth.

You almost can’t lose. There’s always an angle to hang blame. Heck, last week, an ex-Buccaneer blamed the disease known as Kyle Brindza on former Bucs rockstar general manager Mark Dominik. [read more]

George Johnson Channels Da’Quan Bowers

October 5th, 2015
Bucs DE George Johnson thinks he may have a stamina issue.

Bucs DE George Johnson thinks he may have a stamina issue.

It unnerved Joe when he heard defensive-coordinator-in-name-only Leslie Frazier say a reason the Bucs have not gotten much out of defensive end sackless George Johnson was because he is not used to taking so many snaps.

WHAT? [read more]

Local Columnists Hammer Lovie

October 5th, 2015

lovie smith 0729Joe knows one human who reads a printed newspaper regularly. That’s about it.

But Joe’s heard that these newspaper sports columnists wield influence over the elite class. [read more]

Going Turtle Explained

October 5th, 2015
Bucs WR Mike Evans explains why the Bucs didn't try for a touchdown late in the first half.

Mike Evans explains why the Bucs didn’t try for a touchdown late in the first half.

Late in the first half, America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, marched the Bucs down the field into the Panthers’ red zone.

The clock was ticking. Surely, with a No. 1 overall draft pick and a pair of twin towers at wide receiver, the Bucs would start taking shots in the end zone to tie the game at 17-17. [read more]

Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow

October 5th, 2015

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So the Bucs have reached the quarter pole of 2015, a good gauge to see how the team is doing.

In short, pathetic.

In fact, under Bucs coach Lovie Smith, the Bucs are in one of their worst periods in franchise history. This is not empty rhetoric. The numbers speak for themselves. [read more]

Barth Trolls Brindza

October 5th, 2015
Takes jabs on Twitter.

Takes jabs on Twitter.

Ah, the age of social media. Only the dinosaurs, for reasons unknown, do not like social media as a whole.

Both the blessing and the curse of Twitter is that it is unfiltered. Raw emotion and candor are normally the tone of the day. [read more]

“He Wanted Some Ownership”

October 4th, 2015

LoviesadBucs icon Ronde Barber dropped quite a nugget about Lovie Smith on today’s broadcast of the Panthers-Bucs debacle. [read more]

Complete Game For Doug Martin

October 4th, 2015
Doug Martin

Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers

It was good to see at least a few guys on the Buccaneers show up and fight for every blade of grass this afternoon during the shameful clubbing at the hands of the Panthers. [read more]

Benched!

October 4th, 2015

GeorgeJohnsonLost in the today’s train-wreck showing by the Bucs was the benching of defensive end George Johnson.

Tampa Bay coughed up a fifth-round pick and paid Johnson about $3 million to start this season. [read more]

VJax, Evans Have Jameis’ Back

October 4th, 2015
A learning day.

A learning day.

Not a pleasant day for America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. Happens to some of the best.

For example, John Elway had four picks in the 11th game of his rookie year and in his 16th game of his second season. [read more]

Mike Evans Hears Your Boos

October 4th, 2015
Bucs WR Mike Evans hears the jeers from outraged Bucs fans..

Bucs WR Mike Evans hears the jeers from outraged Bucs fans..

It wasn’t quite as bad as the season opener when the near-sellout crowd at the Den of Depression rose as one and nearly booed the Bucs off the field at halftime. [read more]

Booted Ryan Delaire Haunts Bucs

October 4th, 2015
A defensive end who spent all offseason and training camp with the Bucs sacked Jameis Winston twice today.

Ryan Delaire, a defensive end who spent all offseason and training camp with the Bucs, sacked Jameis Winston twice today.

Over and over again in Buccaneers training camp, No. 75 would flash against second- and third-teamers.

Today, he flashed over and over against the Bucs. [read more]

VJax: Bucs Lack Fundamentals

October 4th, 2015
Bucs WR Vincent Jackson claims the Bucs are not fundamentally sound.

Bucs WR Vincent Jackson claims the Bucs are not fundamentally sound.

The Bucs tossed their cookies on the field of the Den of Depression this afternoon.

Uh-freaking-gen, man!

Yes, the blowhard haters will point to the four picks thrown by America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, the first foursome by a Bucs quarterback since then-veteran Josh Freeman at New Orleans in December 2012. [read more]

When Your Starting LBs Have 7 Solo Tackles

October 4th, 2015

LavonteDavidLavonte David has 12 solo tackles through four games. Last year, David had 31 through four games. That’s no coincidence. [read more]

Lovie’s Line: 10 Home Losses, 4 Blowouts

October 4th, 2015

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The Bucs were far more competitive in their first two home games of 2014, than in their first two home games of 2015.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Derrick Brooks and Mike Alstott are telling Bucs fans they need to be patient. [read more]

Why Dink And Dunk?

October 4th, 2015

LovieJagsYou have got to be s(p)itting Joe!

The Bucs, after a woeful start, had a chance at the end of the first half to tie the game 17-17. America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston is famous for last minute drives, and he had the Bucs marching in the Stinking Panthers red zone. [read more]