The Out Of Control TSA

December 24th, 2014

Yes, this is a sad Christmas Eve tradition for Joe, to show how the snooping of the federal government upon innocents can get out of hand without checks and balances. On his rounds from the South Pole this evening, Santa Claus has been detained by TSA agents who have decided to call in the notorious Jack Bauer to interrogate him in the bowls of CTU.

Sean Payton Vows To Play Drew Brees

December 24th, 2014
Saints coach Sean Payton said all starters will play the full four quarters Sunday.

Saints coach Sean Payton said all  his starters will play the full four quarters Sunday.

Many Bucs fans — Joe included — are scared shirtless that in their greatest time of need, loss-needing Tampa Bay will face the second string of the Saints to end this grotesque season Sunday.

How could the Bucs secure the No. 1 pick in the draft if the Saints played scrubs? That gives fans a cold shiver up their spines. [read more]

Jameis Watch: “Derrick Brooks Would Take This Guy In”

December 24th, 2014

jameis 1127Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. [read more]

“That’s Just Not Part Of My Equation”

December 24th, 2014
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Lovie doesn’t get the “Just, lose. Baby!” crowd.

Mathematics don’t seem to be Lovie Smith’s strong suit.

It seems Lovie can’t see the critical math facing the Bucs: one is much greater than two. [read more]

Swiss Cheese Saints Defense

December 24th, 2014
The Saints defense, led by defensive coordinator rockin' Rob Ryan, has been so bad of late, it's enough to make any man scream.

The Saints defense, led by defensive coordinator rockin’ Rob Ryan, has been so bad of late, it’s enough to make any man scream.

Yes, Joe understands the importance of Sunday’s game. Lose, and the Bucs are in the driver’s seat for the Jameis Sweepstakes. Win, and they may have to settle for Marcus Mariota (Joe is OK with the consolation prize).

This Saints game is very winnable, which is frightening. Consider the Saints this season, under defensive coordinator rockin’ Rob Ryan, are pathetic. Bucs offensive line-kind of pathetic. [read more]

“Even If They Don’t Show Up”

December 24th, 2014

drew breesThis should soothe Bucs fans. Two noted NFL analysts believe that even if the Saints fail to give their best effort on Sunday, they will pummel Tampa Bay into the glory of the No. 1 overall pick. [read more]

Disappointing

December 24th, 2014
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Two of Lovie Smith’s hand-picked free agents found their names on SI.com’s “Most Disappointing” NFL team of 2014.

Joe isn’t quite sure the word “disappointing” fits the 2014 Bucs season. “Galling” springs to mind.

For Joe, disappointing would be if the Bucs just missed out on the playoffs, much like in 2010, when they lost a tiebreaker to Green Bay and watched the playoffs at home; only the second time the Bucs had double-digit wins since winning the Super Bowl. [read more]

Mind-Numbing Impotence

December 24th, 2014
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Joe finds himself longing for 2012, when Tampa Bay owned the NFL’s ninth-ranked offense.

Not only do the Bucs have a shot at the No. 1 overall draft pick in 2015, the Bucs are in striking distance of consecutive seasons owning the worst-ranked offense in the NFL. [read more]

The Dreadful Offensive Line

December 24th, 2014
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A national breakdown

Joe has just about tapped out his vocabulary detailing how miserable and how dreadful the Bucs offensive line has been. And to think the Bucs wanted this offensive line after gutting the roster from the previous regime. [read more]

Be Vigilant, Team Glazer!

December 24th, 2014

Glazers2013Joe can’t emphasize enough how important it is for the Bucs to score the No. 1 overall pick in the 2015 NFL Draft.

The Bucs have the No. 2 pick locked up, but that’s nowhere near good enough. [read more]

Lovie Eager For Season’s End

December 24th, 2014

Lovie Smith talks about building a winning culture with the Bucs.

With one more loss, this horrific Bucs season will go down as one of the very worst in franchise history. Given this team’s gruesome past, that is saying a lot.

Football coaches love to coach. But even Bucs coach Lovie Smith is tapped out. [read more]

“They Just Got Too Much To Do”

December 24th, 2014
Ronde Barber is down on the Bucs -- in 2015.

Ronde Barber is down on the Bucs — in 2015.

Bucs icon Ronde Barber is down on his old team.

How far down? Barber writes off the Bucs for 2015. [read more]

Your 2014 Buccaneers Pro Bowler

December 23rd, 2014

Gerald McCoy is headed to his third consecutive Pro Bowl. Lavonte David will stay home.

Here’s a smile — and a frown — amidst this historically sour Bucs season. [read more]

Joe Talks Offensive Overhaul, Lovie, QBs Of The Future, Critical Losing & More

December 23rd, 2014

joemugshotIt was that time again, for Joe’s weekly hour with the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve “Big Dog” Duemig of WDAE-AM 620.

This evening, Joe and Duemig wrestled with the critical Bucs topics of the day and fan feedback. [read more]

Banks A Pro Bowl Darkhorse?

December 23rd, 2014
Numbers suggest Johnthan Banks should be in Pro Bowl discussion.

Numbers suggest Johnthan Banks should be in the Pro Bowl discussion.

Today, Bucs coach Lovie Smith waxed poetic over a few Bucs players who he thinks ought to be playing in the Pro Bowl.

The rosters will be announced in a special broadcast tonight on the NFL Network.

Naturally, Lovie stumped for Gerald McCoy and Lavonte David, two guys he raved about for both their play, skill and professionalism. [read more]

Becht On O-Line Doom

December 23rd, 2014

logan mankins 1019How critical is the situation on the Buccaneers’ offensive line?

Former Bucs tight end Anthony Becht says if the Tampa Bay can’t generate a fast fix, then they’re looking at multiple years of doom. [read more]

Bucs Picked Their Poison

December 23rd, 2014
Packers QB Aaron Rodgers simply had too many tricks up his sleeve for the Bucs.

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers simply had too many tricks up his sleeve for the Bucs.

It was obvious before the Packers game that unless future Hall of Fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers had his typical lousy Tampa afternoon, he was going to light up the Bucs.

Well, he didn’t exactly go Dan Marino, but he sure was effective, as was the Bucs’ deep pass defense. In short, Rodgers took what the Bucs gave him and that wasn’t deep passes, documents Rob Demovsky of ESPN. [read more]

Jameis Watch: Lockout Changed The Game

December 23rd, 2014

JameisWCrab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, national champion James Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. [read more]

“I Got Cleared To Play Yesterday”

December 23rd, 2014

ClaybornAdrian Clayborn got plenty of face time on the Bucs-Packers broadcast on FOX, patrolling the sidelines with his teammates.

Will he be back next season? [read more]

Josh McCown’s Thoughts On Retirement

December 23rd, 2014

josh mccown and mike glennonJosh McCown turns 36 years old before next season, and he’s taken quite a beating lately.

So Joe thought it was timely to ask McCown today whether he’s thinking about hanging it up after the season, and whether he’s thinking about Sunday possibly being his last game. [read more]

Where Do You Stand On Lovie Smith?

December 23rd, 2014

Tomorrow, Joe will compare results here to those of previous weeks.