Archive for 2015

The Oily Drew Rosenhaus Factor

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015
Bucs GM Jason Licht had an oily Drew Rosenhaus imitation for Joe this morning.

Could the antics of oily Drew Rosenhaus have chased the Bucs away from Greg Hardy?

Updated 4:04 p.m. Joe asked a Bucs source last week whether Greg Hardy was too toxic to pursue, given his dicey legal problems in recent months.

Joe was told, “There is interest.” How much interest, Joe didn’t know. (more…)

Why Bucs May Have Passed

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015
Mike Mayock may have solved the puzzle as to why the Bucs pulled out of the Greg Hardy sweepstakes.

Mike Mayock may have solved the puzzle of why the Bucs pulled out of the Greg Hardy sweepstakes.

It is clear now, barring something totally unforeseen, free agent defensive end Greg Hardy will not wear a Buccaneers uniform unless he is at a costume party.

Many outlets are reporting the Bucs have bowed out of the Hardy running.So for the 11th straight season (unless the Bucs draft a defensive end), Tampa Bay will keep looking for a guy who can get double-digit sacks from the edge.

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Greg Hardy Dreams Extinguished?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

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A new report says the Buccaneers’ dance with elite pass rusher has ended without a kiss. (more…)

Gerald McCoy Tweets “Stay Tuned!!”

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

gerald mccoy 0416You can read Gerald McCoy’s enthusiastic and cryptic Tweet here.

Joe’s assuming it is connected to the Buccaneers’ courting of bad boy defensive end Greg Hardy. Or, knowing McCoy, it could be the upcoming release of a new comic book. Joe would wager on the former.

No “Franchise Left Tackle” In Draft?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Demar Dotson is an almost average starting right tackle. At left tackle, he’s a project, almost a fantasy because he’ll turn 30 years old this year.

So that leaves the Bucs with developmental second-year man Kevin Pamphile at left tackle, and a whole lot of fingers crossed. (more…)

Few Escape Jerry Jones Hard Sell

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Joe’s not trying to pour warm beer on the chances of manbeast defensive end Greg Hardy wearing Tampa Bay colors this season, but Bucs fans need a dose of reality amidst the euphoria of their fantasy chase for sacks. (more…)

Is Gerald McCoy Recruiting Greg Hardy With “Everything In My Power?”

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

McCoypointGerald McCoy is sick and damned tired of losing, so he told the world this month.

And now it seems a fresh Twittering from McCoy implies he’s helping the Bucs get something important done. (more…)

Extraordinary BS From Michael Johnson

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

JohnsonA shower and a MRSA-like hazmat decontamination was needed after listening to Michael Johnson’s recent news conference with his new/old team, the Cincinnati Bengals.

Joe hasn’t heard such double talk in a long time. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “Loved The Presence”

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015
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(Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com)

Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. (more…)

Habitual Losing Changes Standards

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

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What now seems like a generation ago, the Bucs were a top franchise in the game.

A team with a ferocious defense, one of the best in NFL history, suffocated opponents before sold out crowds at what now is referred to as the Den of Depression, where the Bucs haven’t won a home game since 2013. (more…)

Hardy, Cowboys Talked Into The Night

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

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Bucs fans pining for former Stinking Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy better slug down some coffee before reading the following. That way, they can’t use the excuse they were half-asleep while reading. (more…)

Joe Talks Hardy, Winston Conspiracy Theories, Free Agency, Oily Agents & More

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

joemugshotThe JoeBucsFan Hour was back again this evening in its usual time slot, 5 p.m. Tuesday, with the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve Duemig, on WDAE-AM 620.

There was plenty of disagreement and mayhem. (more…)

The Doubt In The Greg Hardy Case

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

lovie 0322Joe understands why about 15 percent of Bucs fans think Tampa Bay shouldn’t touch an alleged shady character guy like manbeast, free-agent defensive end Greg Hardy.

Bad dude, so move on, these fans say. (more…)

“The Throwin’ Samoan” Located

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015
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Former Bucs QB, “The Throwin’ Samoan,” Jack Thompson, offers his take on who the Bucs should select at No. 1.

Few things give Joe the shakes — outside of the thought of an alcohol-free society — more than hearing or reading the name “Jack Thompson.”

Joe has nothing against the former Bucs quarterback, aside from the fact he is the tipping point of a once-proud Bucs team turning into a decade-long NFL laughing stock. (more…)

Greg Hardy, Bucs In Talks

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

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Yes Bucs fans, apparently the braintrust at One Buc Palace has heard your pleas.

It appears the Bucs have launched talks with free agent defensive end Greg Hardy and the monster quarterback wrecker is on his way to Tampa Bay to talk turkey in person. (more…)

The Knock On Denzel Perryman

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015
Miami linebacker Denzel Perryman is a helluva linebacker against the rush. Defending the pass? Not so much.

Miami linebacker Denzel Perryman is a helluva linebacker against the rush. Defending the pass? Not so much.

Now that expensive free agent season is nearly behind us, sans where defensive end Greg Hardy will land, it’s time for Joe to focus more on the draft. And, yes, the draft is a long six weeks away from Thursday, when the Bucs pick Jameis Winston first.

If it isn’t obvious to Bucs fans yet, Mason Foster is gone. (more…)