Archive for 2015

Football Trust Is No. 1 Issue For Jameis Winston

Monday, July 27th, 2015

KoetterA former league MVP and star quarterback likes what he’s seen, heard — and not heard — from Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, this spring and summer. (more…)

Which Doug Martin Shows Up?

Monday, July 27th, 2015
Which Doug Martin shows up Saturday, the stud rookie or the ineffective veteran?

Which Doug Martin shows up Saturday, the stud rookie or the ineffective veteran?

Yes, today the Bucs rookies checked in to One Buc Palace and their fancy hotel. Sorry, Joe can’t get excited about guys making no less than six-figures (if they make the final-53) checking into a posh hotel. (more…)

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 3

Monday, July 27th, 2015

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

A Freeman Eulogy?

Monday, July 27th, 2015

josh freeman 1224aA big national voice slapped Josh Freeman for dedication issues and believes his release from the Dolphins last week is the end of the line. (more…)

History Suggests Improvement

Monday, July 27th, 2015
Recent history suggests a six-win season is a fair forecast for the Bucs.

Recent history suggests a six-win season is a fair forecast.

Joe rankles too many Bucs fans when stating a six-win season would show marked improvement for Tampa Bay.

That’s how bad this team was last year. (more…)

Jameis Is The Real Deal

Monday, July 27th, 2015
Stamp of approval from Anthony Becht.

Detailed stamp of approval from Anthony Becht.

You’ve heard from many that “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, is a footballaholic. A gym rat of pigskin proportions. Lives, eats, sleeps and breathes football. (more…)

“You Really Don’t Get An Offseason”

Sunday, July 26th, 2015

Jameis Bajakian

Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, is reporting for his first NFL training camp tomorrow, but that’s a mere formality. (more…)

Jameis Plays Word Games With Ira Kaufman

Sunday, July 26th, 2015

Jameis rookieThe media circus is coming for Jameis Winston, and eye-RAH! Kaufman of The Tampa Tribune got training camp week rolling at Tropicana Field this afternoon. (more…)

Jameis Catches First Pitch

Sunday, July 26th, 2015
Are the Rays scared of Jameis?

Are the Rays scared of Jameis?

Joe has mentioned now and then how “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, has yet to throw out a first pitch at a Rays game. It just seems odd.

Well, today, as the Rays prepared to host the Orioles at the Fruitdome, Jameis actually joined in the first pitch. But he didn’t pitch. (more…)

Swimming Upstream

Sunday, July 26th, 2015
swimming upstream

Data nerds hook a Buccaneer

Some Bucs fans like to look and root for long shots to make the roster. Of course, these long shots also are bottom-of-the-roster kind of guys, and Joe detailed what that means. (more…)

Jameis Winston, Rookies Report Tomorrow

Sunday, July 26th, 2015

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Training camp week is here!

As the sun rises tomorrow, America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston will return to work and revive the dreams of Bucs fans everywhere. (more…)

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 4

Sunday, July 26th, 2015

zuttahfaineIt’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

High Praise For Lavonte David

Sunday, July 26th, 2015

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Good Sunday morning to you all.

Joe has a surprise. Based on the intricate data Joe receives about readers and their patterns (Joe know exactly what fans like to read), Joe’s going to go all positive here, which is bad for business when the Bucs are losing. (more…)

Scary Dozens

Saturday, July 25th, 2015
Bucs D-line coach Joe Cullen

Bucs D-line coach Joe Cullen

The Bucs tried hard in free agency but lost defensive end Trent Cole to the Colts.

Tampa Bay sniffed Greg Hardy long and hard, but he will roam the edge for the Cowboys. (more…)

Dancing On The Bubble

Saturday, July 25th, 2015

bubble

Throwing out the names of Garrett Gilkey and Robert Herron incites Bucs fans into various degrees of rage.

Shoot, even some thin-skinned fans grumble about the pride of Largo High School, cornerback Leonard Johnson. (more…)

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 5

Saturday, July 25th, 2015

Darrelle Revis 1125It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. (more…)

Jameis Can Ease Into NFL

Saturday, July 25th, 2015
"I've got your back, coach."

“I’ve got your back, coach.”

Look, Joe has long been on record believing a successful (ahem) 2015 season would be six wins. There is a reason this team was 2-14 last year. You are what your record says you are. (more…)

Josh Freeman Cut Again

Friday, July 24th, 2015

greg schiano and josh freemanFormer Bucs franchise quarterback leaky, sleepy Josh Freeman is homeless again.

And to think Josh McCown has job security! (more…)

Wilson Retiring/Roster Spot Opening

Friday, July 24th, 2015
Is the path now clear to re-sign Da'Quan Bowers?

Is the path now clear to re-sign Da’Quan Bowers?

C.J. Wilson, the bottom-of-the-roster Bucs cornerback who blew important parts of his hand off celebrating July 4, is stepping away from football.

But Joe is more interested in who will replace Wilson on the roster. (more…)