A Very Intriguing Defender

April 29th, 2022

Georgia LB Nakobe Dean.

Joe remembers when former Bucs general manager Rich McKay took over. He said it was about time to start drafting top players from the best football programs in the country. [read more]

The Mystery Of Rob Gronkowski

April 29th, 2022

“Gronk, do I have to hire Camille to work with my production company to get you to come back?”

Outside of Camille Kostek, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl and long-time girlfriend of Bucs foot-rubbing tight end Rob Gronkowski, probably know one knows Gronk and his Bucs future better than Tom Brady. [read more]

Who Won The Trade?

April 29th, 2022

Shuffling picks.

So the Bucs got two extra draft picks by flipping the No. 27 pick to the Jags for their No. 33 pick overall, which will open tonight’s second round. [read more]

What To Watch For Tonight

April 29th, 2022

Bucs GM Jason Licht.

The suspense will last another 19 hours. [read more]

Bucs Ripe For Another Trade Down

April 28th, 2022

“Look, Glazer, I’m working over this draft board like a badass. “

What’s the over/under on quarterback-hungry teams calling Bucs general manager Jason Licht all night now that he owns the first pick of tomorrow’s second round of the NFL Draft? [read more]

The Buccaneers’ Remaining Draft Picks

April 28th, 2022

Our beloved Bucs entered the NFL Draft tonight with six draft picks.

Now they have eight and no new players. [read more]

Buccaneers Trade Out Of Round 1

April 28th, 2022

“Tom, we just worked over your old team.”

Joe warned fans that the math was all about the Buccaneers trading out of the first round and accumulating more picks.

And that’s what just happened. [read more]

Saints Go Bold; Trade Up For WR Chris Olave

April 28th, 2022

The reincarnation of the Weapons for Winston movement got interesting tonight. [read more]

Will Tom Brady’s Draft Influence Be Felt?

April 28th, 2022

Bucs GM Jason Licht

The big night is here and Joe is convinced that the man wielding the most influence at One Buc Palace will see it realized over the next 48 hours. [read more]

2022 NFL Draft, First Round

April 28th, 2022

We are finally here! Welcome to the 2022 NFL Draft. It. Is. Finally. Here.

So what are the Bucs going to do? What are the Jags going to do? What about the slimy Saints? Bang it here all night to comment on how the first round plays out.

Please remember, play nice so Joe doesn’t have to play grade school nun and whack your fingers with a wooden ruler.

Jerome Ford And The Bucs

April 28th, 2022

It’s unpopular to talk about, but the Bucs could really use a dangerous running back in the draft over the next three days.

There are a few reasons why.

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Tom Brady Says If He Didn’t Like The Bucs, He Would Have Stayed Retired

April 28th, 2022

“Just one Twitter is all it takes, Tom.”

Regular readers know Joe has a hangup about this. [read more]

What Say Tom Brady?

April 28th, 2022

Flash poll posted at 9:57 a.m. Flash poll closed at 12:34 p.m.

The Math Of Trading Down, Acquiring Picks And Dealing 2023 Selections

April 28th, 2022

“Byron, heck, you won’t be here in 2023. How bout I dump next year’s fourth for that running back you want now?”

Joe’s got loads of Big Storm beer ready for tonight’s NFL Draft and can’t wait for the trays of tasty Hooters deliciousness to arrive late-night.

Joe also is prepared for the Bucs to trade down. [read more]

Make The Call!

April 28th, 2022

Flash poll posted at 9:45 a.m. Flash poll closed at 12:34 p.m.

“That’s Why I Came Back, To Win”

April 28th, 2022

Singular focus.

There is a reason Joe — shockingly — doesn’t want an edge rusher in this weekend’s draft and instead wants guys with great chances of making huge impacts this year. The hell with development. Next year doesn’t matter. [read more]

“He Will Knock The Living Sh!t Out Of You”

April 28th, 2022

Georgia safety Lewis Cine.

Joe cannot help wanting ballcarriers on other teams, the morning after a Bucs win, to feel the hits they absorbed from excellent tackling. [read more]

Pat O’Connor Predicts Joe Tryon-Shoyinka Breaks Out This Fall

April 28th, 2022

Bucs OLB Joe Tryon-Shoyinka.

Any year but this year, Joe would join many other Bucs fans hollering for an edge rusher in tonight’s draft. You can never have too many pass rushers. [read more]

The Legend Of Joel Buchsbaum

April 28th, 2022

(This is a repost of a published article Joe runs as an annual tradition for the morning of the first day of the NFL draft.)

Joe’s going to go slightly personal here, a rare, albeit tiny window into Joe’s background on this holiest of high football holidays. [read more]