
Last week Joe brought word of an interesting column typed by Nicholas Carlson of BusinessInsider.com who sat down with ESPN.com honcho Jon Kosner to discuss the future of delivering news to hungry sports fans on the Internet.
Carlson went so far as to suggest he only reads Bucs news if Joe has it on this here site, which humbles Joe to no end. Later in the article, Kosner, slipping out of his Soviet thought control practice that the Disney mouse outfit has perfected in hoodwinking so many unsuspecting innocents — that if something is not broadcast on BSPN that it is somehow inferior — Khrushchev Kosner actually admitted he’s “concerned” about guys in a “garage.”
Joe knows what he was referring to, a couple of guys starting a company in a garage, like Steve Jobs and Steve Wosniak did when they developed Apple Computers. To be blunt, Joe started this site in a second bedroom turned office of his modest St. Petersburg condo amid photos of Rachel Watson, empty beer bottles and discarded pizza boxes.
Well, Joe’s going to go off on a tangent here, so buckle up.
If BSPN was even a hint of what it once was — a must-watch channel for all sports fans — where fans would be informed about the day’s events via games that matter along with honest analysis, not from teams that the Soviet Disney mice deemed important, and if that Stalinist outfit would cover the NFL like it was college football and focus on the true stars and teams that merit coverage, and not like BSPN covers baseball where only two teams matter, Joe — and all right-thinking sports fans — would appreciate, respect and look up to ESPN as a beacon of light.
But long ago when it comes to the NFL, NHL and MLB, BSPN threw standard, common journalistic practices of fair and equitable reporting out the window and instead tried to shove down people’s throats what they deemed important such as the Yankees, Red Sox, Patriots, Cowboys, Tony Romo, Tom Brady, MuchoStinko, Terrell Owens, Lakers, Celtics, Luh-BRON, Ko-BEE and the biggest slap in the face to sports fans, poker!
(After football season, Joe used to go to his watering hole and, for reasons unknown, poker was on TV. There, guys playing poker were shown stoically wearing sunglasses — indoors like (?) a bunch of dorks no less! — yawning, some leaning their faces on their shoulders as if they were in an 8 a.m. algebra class. If the participants in this, ahem, sport, can’t even show remote interest, why the hell should Joe watch such tripe?)
Why should anyone turn to BSPN for Bucs news when they have little to no news and the four-letter outfit sees fit to hire a blogger who not only doesn’t go to all games, he doesn’t even watch all Bucs games — a fact said blogger confessed locally on live radio. And this blogger stoops to such a level as to quote Doug Williams’ barber — if one can imagine such a thing — to post unflattering items about Bucs management, only to delete this content when Joe brought it to public light?
(Joe’s been biting his lip for a long time about the following, it’s time to get it out: Said blogger above Joe broke bread with a year ago, along with two other local scribes. Said blogger was nice enough to Joe in person, and confessed he never heard of Joe. Hey, Joe doesn’t have an ego. If Pete Prisco, Bob Papa, Pat Kirwan, among other national football scribes and media types know about if not read Joe, but that doesn’t mean a BSPN blogger should. Joe gets it. Said blogger even gave Joe his (alleged) personal e-mail address to correspond with, which Joe thought was a kind gesture. A couple of weeks later, Joe hears from more than one reliable source that said blogger is going around openly hoping Joe goes out of business. When Joe tried to e-mail said blogger to offer an olive branch to find out why said blogger was so filled with hate about Joe and what Joe could do to resolve any issues, all Joe heard back was crickets. Friends, that’s not a fraud, that’s a coward. Joe knows not everyone in the MSM likes him and Joe is not concerned with winning any popularity contests. But two local scribes in particular Joe knows that have no love in their hearts towards Joe have actually e-mailed Joe from time to time — confidentially, of course — and have been civil to Joe. Hey, at least they don’t hide and are willing to communicate with Joe, even to iron out any differences. Oh, if said blogger wants to e-mail Joe, the olive branch is at the ready.)
And Joe’s not even going to get into how a BSPN anchor hurled slurs at Raheem Morris this past season, only to offer some unbelievably weak excuse about the incident that a father wouldn’t believe coming from his 11-year old son.
What does all this rambling mean? Well, one of Kosner’s comments was that BSPN likely would not have a Tampa Bay Buccaneers television show.
In a matter of a few days, Joe will.
Until or unless that Bolshevik outfit in Bristol changes its ways, offers Bucs fans more responsible daily content from respectable scribes who actually can use a DVR to watch Bucs games and not use unnamed barbers as sources to post distasteful things about the Bucs and avoid anchors from shamefully ridiculing a Bucs head coach, and with the advent of JoeBucsFanTV, you damned right BSPN should be concerned about Joe.
Unlike BSPN, Joe has no agenda, with the exception of one day meeting the lovely Ms. Watson.
Now that Joe got this off his chest, he feels better.