Spend To The Max, Says Lovie

January 14th, 2014
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Lovie looks forward to flashing Team Glazer’s cash at free agents

The Bucs are not known for spending up to the NFL salary cap limit. Through the past couple of regimes, somehow they found themselves with millions of dollars of unused cash. 

Joe wishes he had that problem. [read more]

Lovie Wants 49ers, Seahawks Model

January 14th, 2014

New Bucs head coach Lovie Smith took a year off from football to recharge, relax and re-evaluate all things Lovieball.

He handpicked his offensive guru in Jeff Tedford, but don’t expect significant changes from the head coach. [read more]

Johnny Football: “The Perfect Teammate”

January 14th, 2014
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Johnny’s mate speaks out in St. Pete

Joe hears the anti-Johnny Football crowd — you know who you are.

If these types are not in the Mike Glennon Mob, then they’re satisfied with a boring Bucs offense and hope the Bucs catch lightning in a bottle with a sixth-round-pick quarterback, which happens about once every time someone sees Halley’s Comet.

These anti-progressive, anti-Johnny Football fearmongers want you to believe Johnny Football is not a team player, that he is neither respected nor liked inside the walls of the Texas A&M locker room, thus, is not fit to wear the pewter and red of the Bucs. How the fearmongers know this, Joe has no clue. [read more]

Dimitroff On Vital: Hire Him!

January 14th, 2014
Dixie Chicks GM Thomas Dimitroff brags about the talents of Lionel Vital, a candidate to succeed former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik.

Dixie Chicks GM Thomas Dimitroff brags about the talents of Lionel Vital, a candidate to succeed former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik.

Joe didn’t expect many NFL heavy hitters at yesterday’s afternoon practice of the East-West Shrine Game at St. Petersburg High School. Boy, Joe was wrong.

Oh, sure, Packers general manager Ted Thompson was there. That’s no surprise. The guy is a fixture at these practices. An old school scout, Thompson still likes to get his feet on the grass of a football field and eyeball players. Sometimes in years past, the only general managers Joe saw at the Shrine practices were Thompson and former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik, and in part, Dominik was there because the practices were all but held in his back yard. [read more]

Luke Stocker: “Enigma”

January 13th, 2014

luke stockerJiminy Christmas! Bucs tight end Luke Stocker (remember him?) is such a puzzling figure that they don’t know what to make of him over at One Buc Palace.

Scott Smith of the Bucs’ official website calls Stocker an “enigma” in his latest piece on Bucs returning from injured reserve. [read more]

Turnover Teacher Lovie Has Educated Students

January 13th, 2014

LovieBucsoldGreg Schiano and Lovie Smith do have something in common. Both were fired after seasons in which their defenses did an incredible job forcing turnovers.

Lovie’s Bears led the NFL in turnovers in 2012. Last season, Schiano’s Buccaneer Men were third in the league.

Humble Lovie did very little boasting when he was introduced to media and fans last week at One Buc Palace. [read more]

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January 13th, 2014

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LeGarrette Blount Trade Still Good

January 13th, 2014
Rewriting LeGarrette Blount history.

Rewriting LeGarrette Blount history.

Joe knows Bucs fans were outraged Saturday night when they saw former Bucs castoff and leading rusher LeGarrette Blount abuse the Colts in an AFC playoff game, running for four touchdowns and 176 yards. Joe couldn’t believe the revisionist history he was reading.

For a moment on Twitter and on this here corner of the Interwebs, Joe would have thought the Bucs traded Jim Brown in his prime for a third-day draft pick. [read more]

Preparing To Clean House

January 13th, 2014

bowersclaybornJoe finds it somewhat comical when he hears Bucs fans talk about how Lovie Smith is going to revive players w, x, y and z. Insert whatever names you want (outside of a select handful), but there is no assurance those players will be in Tampa next September.

The only sure thing is that Lovie is going to clean house. [read more]

Reading Between QB Tea Leaves

January 13th, 2014

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One who believed Bucs commander Greg Schiano should have had his keycard deactivated from One Buc Palace was Tampa Tribune scribe Martin Fennelly. He was not alone, claiming the drama and the circus (along with the accompanying dung of a dreadful two-season record) needed to be swept away.

One problem fixed, Fennelly believes, but a second and nearly as big an open sore still exists. Who the hell is going to quarterback the Bucs to a playoff run? [read more]

Pewter Report Prediction: Bucs 7-9 In ’14

January 12th, 2014

Those unpredictable writers over at PewterReport.com have been busy preparing end-of the-year Bucs awards and things of that nature that don’t interest Joe.

However, their preliminary call on the 2014 season got Joe’s attention. [read more]

Derrick Brooks Talks Canton

January 12th, 2014

One of the greatest Bucs to ever wear a uniform, linebacker Derrick Brooks, talks to Toni Collins about being a finalist for the 2014 class into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in this BSPN video.

Bryan Cox Got A Promotion

January 12th, 2014

cox and haywardAlways a fun sight in the Bucs locker room over the past two seasons was Bryan Cox walking around in a fancy lid and sporting a cigar thicker and larger than Joe had ever encountered. (No oval-office jokes, please) Yes, Cox confirmed to Joe that they were special, authentic Cubans.

Cox would say a quick, postgame farewell to Bucs defensive linemen before media would get the green light to hound the players. [read more]

So Many Carolina Doubters?

January 12th, 2014

Joe rarely weighs in on non-Bucs things, but this is an exception.

Joe can’t believe the Bucs’ hated rival, the stinkin’, Clifton-Smith-abusing Panthers, aren’t getting much love to beat the 49ers this afternoon in Charlotte. [read more]

The Quarterback Quandry

January 12th, 2014

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This nagging little issue won’t go away until the Bucs have a quarterback. Fans want one. Joe is sure Team Glazer wants one. Joe wants one. Joe is not sure what new coach Lovie Smith thinks.

This quarterback question was lobbed at Pat Yasinskas of ESPN, and he too understands where Bucs fans not in the Mike Glennon Mob are coming from. [read more]

Lovie Smith’s Power

January 12th, 2014
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An NFL insider reveals a division

A lot has been made about how much power new Bucs coach Lovie Smith wields within the organization. Joe believes Lovie was granted great power by Team Glazer, otherwise, he would have interviewed with other teams, if for no other reason than to hear what others would offer. [read more]

Will Lovie Maximize His Talent?

January 11th, 2014

TCBlountsmileJoe is not about to blast the LeGarrette Blount trade to New England last spring; it was a sound deal for a variety of reasons, and the Bucs’ stable of running backs is in great shape, in part, because of it.

But a clear oversight/misevaluation of the Greg Schiano regime led to that move, and it’s a good example of the difference between a subpar head coach and a great one. [read more]

Report: End Did Not Surprise Mark Dominik

January 11th, 2014

Joe is a little late on this interesting tidbit. Joe apologizes.

Prior to losing to the Saints to end the season, former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik knew the end was near. It was just a mere formality when Team Glazer asked him to clean out his desk, per the Custodian of Canton, eye-RAH! Kaufman of The Tampa Tribune. [read more]