Joe must have been overcome with ESP (not N) this morning.

After having a fuzzy head from swilling many, many beers last night after watching an MLB-record comeback by the Cardinals over the Nats, Joe woke up wanting nothing more than to suck caffeine and veg on his leather couch and inhale college football.

With so many blowouts, Joe was drawn to Northwestern at Minnesota and noticed a Minnesota cornerback by the name of Troy Stoudermire. The dude was all over the field, making solid open field tackles and Joe offered that Bucs fans should keep an eye out for him, especially since Stoudermire holds the Big Ten record for kick return yards.

Moments later, Joe learns of Aqib Talib’s latest run-in with rules.

As Bucs fans know by now, Talib was suspended effective now, for the next four games for what the Bucs say was a violation of the NFL policy on performance enhancing substances.

Talib claims he took Adderall “without a prescription,which is just mindblowing to Joe for the simple fact that obtaining any type of prescription medicine other than from a doctor is breaking the law.

Talib’s contract is up after this season. At best, Talib is a gifted, yet terribly inconsistent cornerback and frankly, cannot be trusted. If you cannot be counted on to suit up on Sundays (or Thursday or Monday nights), and your play is wildly inconsistent, then what’s the point?

Though Talib has been one of Greg Schiano’s staunchest supporters, the NFL is a business, no matter how team executives may feel about a player.

Thus, Talib will very likely be playing next year wearing a different-colored jersey.

The guy just can’t stay out of trouble. And now it’s official that Talib is more trouble to the Bucs than he’s worth.

Add illegal pill-popping to the list of adjectives to describe the troubled cornerback. He was suspended for four games by the NFL effective tomorrow.

Per the statement below from the Bucs, Talib popped an Adderrall pill without a prescription before the season — and got caught.

Aqib Talib:

“Around the beginning of training camp, I made a mistake by taking an Adderall pill without a prescription. This is especially regrettable because, for the past several months, with Coach Schiano’s help, I’ve worked very hard to improve myself — professionally and personally — as a player and a man. I am truly sorry to my teammates, coaches and Buccaneers fans, and I’m disappointed in myself. I will work diligently every day of this suspension to stay in top football shape and be ready to help this team in the second half of the season. I have chosen to be immediately accountable for the situation I put myself in, which is why I will not exercise my appeal rights and will begin serving the suspension immediately.”

Per the federal government on Adderall:

Why is this medication prescribed?

The combination of dextroamphetamine and amphetamine is used as part of a treatment program to control symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD; more difficulty focusing, controlling actions, and remaining still or quiet than other people who are the same age) in adults and children. Dextroamphetamine and amphetamine tablets are also used to treat narcolepsy (a sleep disorder that causes excessive daytime sleepiness and sudden attacks of sleep). The combination of dextroamphetamine and amphetamine is in a class of medications called central nervous system stimulants. It works by changing the amounts of certain natural substances in the brain.

A free agent after this season, Talib will surely come cheap wherever he lands. It would be a stunner if Tampa Bay gives him yet another chance.

That was one expensive pill.

Former NFL coach and personnel executive Pat Kirwan, a host on SiriusXM NFL Radio and a CBS-TV analyst, predicts the Bucs-Chiefs game score and explains why Brady Quinn shouldn’t scare anyone in this CBS Sports video.

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It’s too early to get a read on what the Bucs might do with Aqib Talib when he becomes a free agent after this season.

There are so many variables to be determined, such has the health and effectiveness of the other Bucs cornerbacks, plus Talib’s performance on and off the field this season. But NFC South Blogger Pat Yasinskas had no trouble speculating during his live chat Friday at ESPN.com. Yasinskas thinks Talib will have a new address.

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What do you think the Buc’s will do with Talib in the offseason? He has not played great this year and it is the final year of his contract.

Pat Yasinskas: My guess is they let him walk.

Joe’s not so sure. If Talib finishes the season healthy, clear of trouble and as the Bucs’ best cornerback, then why give up on the guy?

But if that is the case with Talib, who turns 27 in February, then there will be serious bidding for his services. He might deserve the cash, but Joe would feel squeamish about giving Talib a pile of guaranteed money.

Run, Josh. Run!

Lots of fans have been wondering what happened to the Josh Freeman that was second in the NFL in rushing among quarterbacks in 2010. And fans have been longing for those old school Freeman runs that showcased great escapability and punishing hits — on defenders.

Freeman hasn’t been seen much running this season — not for his life, not to create, and not for yardage.

But that could change in a huge way Sunday against the man-to-man trending Chiefs defense, Freeman told Steve Duemig on the Buccaneers Radio Network on Thursday.

Freeman made it clear that there’s no leash on him. He also said rarely playing this season against man-to-man defenses has limited his running, as has standing in the pocket longer because he has such great receivers and wants to give them maximum time.

“I don’t want to say that it’s any sort of an issue. I feel like everbody’s making it out to be an issue,” Freeman said. “I’m not [restricted by coaches at all]. The Chiefs are a big man-to-man team. And, you know, if I have an opportunity where I step up and there’s nobody open downfield and there’s a lane, I’m gonna to run. You know, I was talking to Donald Penn [Thursday], and we were talking about the over/under for a 100-yard game for [me]. And I’m dead serious. Do I want to run? I want to do whatever works best for the play.”

Joe hopes Freeman gets some clean looks to take off and pick up huge gains. It’ll move the chains and it might do wonders for his confidence. But Joe knows Freeman has had plenty of chances to run this season and hasn’t taken much advantage since a fancy spin move on opening day that didn’t make Greg Schiano happy.

For whatever reason, Freeman’s running instincts aren’t what they used to be. Hopefully, that changes Sunday.

Veteran WTSP-TV, Ch. 10 sportscaster Dave Wirth touches on some interesting points in this jam-packed exclusive video for JoeBucsFan.com. Wirth is a big fan of Jeremy Trueblood playing guard, and hits on some keys to the game, including why he thinks this could be showcase game for Mark Barron.

Yeah, Joe knows Bucs fans seeing the two yards-and-a-cloud-of FieldTurf pellets running attack are anxious for Bucs coach Greg Schiano to remove the shackles from Josh Freeman and air it out.

Well, that concept got a bit tougher today when Adam Teicher of the Kansas City Star typed that Chiefs starting safety Kendrick Lewis, who has been out of the lineup since injuring his shoulder in the preseason, is slated to start Sunday against the Bucs.

“I’m back this weekend,” Lewis said. “I’m saying that. Coach hasn’t put his stamp on there but I’m feeling good and I’m feeling confident to go out there and help my team and I’m ready if he allows me to.”

Lewis injured his shoulder in the preseason and hasn’t played since. He returned to practice weeks ago but only this week has he been working with the starters.

Crennel has indicated that Lewis would play when the Chiefs believed he could handle the contact. But he acknowledged there’s no way to know that from practice alone.

Notice that Crennel didn’t say Lewis wouldn’t start? Of course, Crennel is playing his cards close to the vest.

One sidenote about Lewis: He had the pleasure last year of having Sabby the Goat start alongside him for two games. Last year, likely buoyed slightly by Sabby the Goat playing in the same defensive backfield, Lewis collected 60 tackles in 16 games, 48 of which were solo tackles.

Yes, Joe knows he has some readers in all corners of the United States, and beyond the borders. The Bucs-Chiefs game Sunday, blacked out in the Tampa and Orlando TV markets, is a CBS televised game. It seems, per the NFL TV map for the 1 p.m. CBS games, only southwest Florida and the heart of the Midwest will get to see Bucs. Map courtesy of the506.com.

The lowly Chiefs come to Tampa with the fourth-ranked offense in the NFL, behind the league’s No. 2 running game. Of course, those rankings are based on total yardage and don’t account for the stunning, almost record-breaking turnover totals turned out by the Chiefs this season.

So will the Chiefs continue to pound the football relentlessly? Not this Sunday, says former Bucs quarterback Shaun King, who is now a heavy-hitter NFL analyst with NBC Sports Network. 

King still attends Bucs games and keeps a close eye on all things Bucs, and he checked in on the Ron and Ian Show on WDAE-AM Thursday and said he expects Brady Quinn starting will change the Chiefs offense significantly.

“I think they’re going to be aggressive throwing the football,” King said. “From what I’ve heard around the league the guys in that locker room feel better about Brady Quinn than they do about Matt Cassel.

“I think the weakness on the Bucs defense is the corners. They’re going to test Eric Wright and see where he is … see if those corners can hold up.”

It was a bit of an eye-opener to hear King say that the Bucs’ cornerbacks are the major weakness on defense. It’s a solid point but in many ways a good thing. The revival from the depths of hell of the defensive line and linebackers has made this possible.

Aqib Talib and Eric Wright have endured their share of roasting this season and nobody is calling for their Pro Bowl consideration, but they’re still solid players. Joe would be relieved if the Chiefs take to the air. Joe will take the Bucs corners over Brady Quinn any day.

Joe’s heard for years from quality football men that playcallers on both sides of the ball, especially the good ones, make decisions in games in order to be effective immediately but also to set up future successful plays.

Heck, it’s even done in high school basketball, when a coach might call a few set plays in the first half to set up a backdoor cut later, for example.

That’s just how great playcallers operate. They live in the moment with an eye toward the future. It’s one of the great chess games of football.

So Joe was flummoxed yesterday when Greg Schiano threw cold water on that mindset. Schiano said he believes “setting things up” when it comes to playcalling is the head football coach’s job, not the guy calling the plays.

“I love doing it. That’s one thing I miss. I love each play having to think and make a decision, but the decisions that I have to think about are bigger,” Schiano said of playcalling and being a head coach. “You know, and I have to think ahead. You know, as a playcaller you’re thinking a little bit ahead but not as much. You can think about the next call, that setting things up, I think is a little overrated. I think it’s the head coach’s job to set things up. But as a playcaller, it is a fun day, but it can be a tough day, too.”

This whole take by Schiano didn’t sit right with Joe.

How can a head coach who’s dialed into all three phases of football, and managing the overall game, be the lead on “setting up” an opponent during a game over a coordinator? First, the coordinator/playcaller has the distinct advantage of extensive in-game study of overhead photos when his unit is on the sidelines, as well as in-depth communication with a quarterback or defensive players, and assistant coaches.

Maybe Joe’s missing something, but Joe’s just not getting how Schiano can set up an opponent more effectively than a coordinator when the head coach is not the one calling the plays.

Perhaps Schiano has a greater hand in playcalling than is known.

Guess where Joe is having a massive blowout party — with loads of jerseys and hats to giveaway — for the Bucs-Vikings game on Thursday Night Football?

That’s right. It’s Tilted Kilt at the corner of U.S. 19 and Drew Street in Clearwater. (More details on the way)

What a great place to watch every NFL game indoors and outdoors. Click through below to learn more about the great food at Tilted Kilt and the famous Kilt Girls. Or just head there this weekend to watch football — late games included!

It’s the lowly Chiefs, an AFC opponent in Week 6, but this is the proverbial must-win for the Bucs.

No, Joe’s not thinking about playoff implications or the grand scheme of the Bucs organization, Joe’s thinking about the ugly potential reality if the Bucs were to lose to the quarterback-challenged, turnover-happy Chiefs in Tampa.

It’s unthinkable.

Look, Joe loves the Bucs, perhaps more than any mortal, and Joe can’t fathom bellying up to his keyboard if the Bucs walk off as losers to Brady Quinn on Sunday. Frankly, Joe will want to crawl into a hole, or head to Belize with Rachel Watson.

It’s not the fault of the New Schiano Order that the Bucs ended 2011 with 10-straight losses. But that weight is still there, sitting on the backs of legions of fans. The Bucs need this win to help ditch that and restore order.

Joe had an interesting chat yesterday with Bucs stud left guard Carl Nicks. It seems that the musical chairs on the right side of the Bucs offensive line has had a ripple effect on the entire Bucs offensive line.

It’s fair to call the shell game of players going in and out of the starting lineup on the right side of the line a mess.

First Ted Larsen replaced Davin Joseph and then starting right tackle Jeremy Trueblood was replaced by Demar Dotson. Now, it seems Trueblood very well could replace Larsen. Yes, that Jeremy Trueblood who hasn’t played one snap at guard since he graduated high school. In a handful of days he’s supposed to be able to play guard in the NFL?

But all of this inconsistency on the right side is messing with the left side, Nicks explained to Joe. Now let Joe be clear, Nicks was not searching for any excuses. He was just being real with Joe, which Joe appreciates.

“To be honest, I try not to let it affect me, but it is in the back of my head,” Nicks said of the rotating starters on the right side. “It can’t really be a priority [for Nicks] when you have to go out and block. We all have to be on the same page. I trust the coaches.”

Nicks went on to say that an offensive line has to play as one, almost like a dance troup or an orchestra. If one guy — Nicks was quick to point out it could even be him — wasn’t in line with the rest of the line, bad things happen.

“It’s about continuity,” Nicks said. “You need to be on the same page. If one guy isn’t that could mess up the whole line. Not saying one guy will be, but you need to play games together to build up that trust and belief, to know how guys block in certain techniques.”

While Nicks admitted the rotating starters is a concern, he does his best to block it out because his No. 1 job is to block the guy on the other side of the ball from him.

“It sounds real basic, you just have to do your job,” Nicks said. “You can’t worry about the the next position or who is playing what or flip-flopping.”

Nicks even had a radical idea when it comes to the offensive line. Nicks thinks that offensive lineman should be interchangeable not unlike other positions.

“I really am a firm believer in, why can’t we [offensive linemen] rotate like receivers and running backs?” Nick said. “I’m with that.”

So too seems to be Greg Schiano, who all but admitted Wednesday he’s trying to find the most talented five guys to put on the line. If that means a tackle should be playing guard, so be it.

Last year, one reason for the ailing play of the Bucs defensive front was the ailing play of tackle Roy Miller. But after the season, it was learned that Miller was less than 100 percent, trying to play tackle in the NFL with a messed up back.

It seems, if one is to believe the Bucs, by way of Woody Cummings of the Tampa Tribune, that back is again barking at Miller. So much so he missed practice today and it seems that Miller’s status is in doubt for Sunday.

@RCummingsTrib: DT Roy Miller missed practice Thursday with a sore back. That could be a big loss for the Bucs if he can’t go this week

Yes, this would be a big loss because just about everyone at One Buc Palace gives Miller the credit for helping Gerald McCoy have a beastly season thus far in 2012, by drawing double-teams allowing GMC to disrupt and harass.

Funny thing is, yesterday Miller took the time to speak with Joe for a story on how to battle the Chiefs, and he was his normal, soft-spoken self (Miller whispers more than he talks). Joe also noticed Miller walking around the locker room and Joe can’t recall anything that looked out of the ordinary with his gait.

Back problems are weird things.

Today the leader of the New Schiano Order said he was very encouraged by the progression of Da’Quan Bowers, but cautioned that the Bucs “we’re going to be very, very conservative” when it comes to making a decision to put Bowers back on the field.

Bowers tore his Achilles in the spring and said recently he’d be ready to go before the Bucs take on the Vikings in Week 8.

Schiano’s upbeat take was based on seeing Bowers “on the field in rehab.” The coach called it “good stuff.”

With the Bucs having only three DEs on the roster, Joe has to think the Bucs are planning to bring Bowers back sooner rather than later. But Joe really would rather see Bowers sit out the season. Joe’s no doctor, but what’s the hurry?

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Now Joe has already made the point that the Bucs may have been better off facing embattled Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel than backup, pretty boy, journeyman Brady Quinn Sunday at the stadium on Dale Mabry Highway.

Cassel today was ruled out for Sunday due to a concussion he suffered against the Baltimore Crows. As a result, Quinn will start for the Chiefs (though Chiefs coach Romeo Crennel did float the crazy, hard-to-believe premise that third-stringer Ricky Stanzi may start. Yeah, and Rachel Watson will be hanging on Joe’s arm all weekend, too).

The reason why Joe is of the mind that the Bucs were better off facing Cassel is because he is an immobile statue, and a turnover machine like no other.

The Chiefs have coughed up 19 turnovers in five games — 19! Nearly two-thirds of those turnovers (13) came thanks to Cassel. He’s thrown nine picks and put the ball on the ground four times.

In case you are counting at home, that’s nearly three turnovers a game by the Chiefs quarterback.

Cassel has played Santa Claus so often this season, the Salvation Army wants to hire Cassel to stand in front of stores after Thanksgiving and annoy people by ringing a bell.

Even though Quinn hasn’t exactly established himself as a legitimate NFL quarterback, he can’t possibly be expected to give away the football more than Cassel.

But Quincy Black doesn’t see it that way. The Bucs strongside linebacker believes there isn’t much of a difference between Cassel and Quinn. He talked to Joe yesterday about which quarterback the Bucs would prefer to face.

JoeBucsFan: Matt Cassel has been a turnover machine this season. He gives up three a game. It looks like he won’t play this Sunday. Is this one of the rare times that you’d rather face the starter than a backup?

Quincy Black: We are preparing for the Kansas City Chiefs, whoever is behind center. They are an explosive offense and we have to be prepared for that. As for whoever is under center, they are both NFL quarterbacks and it is an NFL team you are facing. And you are trying to get a win every week.

Joe: Preparing for two quarterbacks, or three, how does that mess you up as a defense, or does that mess you up?

Black: We prepare for the looks they like to do and you try to work off of that. You base everything off of that, not so much who is behind center. Each [quarterback] has his own strengths and weaknesses and we will work towards that but at the same time, it is the NFL and these are NFL quarterbacks.

Joe: Brady Quinn hasn’t played much in the past couple of years, so is it a guessing game to prepare for his strengths and weaknesses?

Black: The thing is, he is an NFL quarterback. It’s not like they brought him off the street. It’s his second year with them I think, right? He knows the system. He will get the respect from us he deserves.

As Joe stated with Black, Sunday may be one of those weird times when a backup could be more dangerous than the starter. As Black inferred, the Chiefs have dangerous offensive weapons with Jamaal Charles, Dwayne Bowe, among others. If Quinn can be a little more accurate than Cassel, this could be a helluva problem for the Bucs.

It’s pretty clear to Joe that Mike Williams is back to his stellar 2010 form.

This season, the guy has displayed the great combination of hands, elite body control and speed that everyone saw in his rookie season, when his peers voted the fourth-round pick as the 80th best player in the NFL for the NFL Network Top-100 feature.

Joe still remembers watching the 2010 scouting combine. The standout overall receiving talents clearly were Dez Bryant and Mike Williams. Everyone else was a notch or more below.

Mike Sullivan raved about Williams yesterday, and how he’s eating up coaching from one of the best wide receivers coaches in the NFL.

“He was open-minded. I think he started seeing some of the results. And I’ve just seen a young man that has a lot of potential, is getting better, has just a great attitude, a great spirit. I’m really excited that he’s on our team,” Sullivan said of Williams.

“P.J. Fleck does an outstanding job. He’s one of the most technical, fundamentally sound teachers out there. He has given those guys some good tools, and they’re buying what he’s selling. A credit to great pros like Vincent [Jackson] and a young aspiring, soon, hoping-to-be-at that-top-tier — and he certainly has the tools and his head in the right direction — a guy like Mike Williams. He’s been receptive to that. And they want to get better. They’re not in this, ‘I got all the answers.’ They’ve been so willing to learn. That’s made the job that much easier.”

Joe was intrigued by the high praise of Fleck from Sullivan, who was the New York Giants wide receivers coach for six seasons.

Fleck, 31, a former 49ers wideout, also has taken major kudos from Greg Schiano for not just his work with receivers, but also his coaching of special teams.

Joe wonders whether the Bucs might be wise to make sure Fleck is locked up for a while. If the Bucs receivers continue to excel — where are you, Mr. Benn? — Fleck will not be a guy they want to let get away.

Joe really isn’t sure the following is good news:

Per Chiefs beat writer Adam Teicher of the Kansas City Star, embattled Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel has been ruled out for Sunday’s game against the Bucs at the stadium on Dale Mabry Highway and instead, as expected, backup Chiefs quarterback Brady Quinn will start.

@adamteicher: Chiefs have finally ruled Cassel out of Sundays game.

Again, Joe isn’t sure this is a good thing at all. Cassel has been no less than horrid this season. He was averaging three turnovers a game all by himself. He has 13 turnovers through five games, including four fumbles.

Quinn can’t possibly turn the ball over any worse than Cassel has. One could argue — from a Chiefs’ standpoint — that Cassel missing a game is addition by subtraction.

Later, Joe will have an item from Bucs linebacker Quincy Black saying he really doesn’t care who the Chiefs quarterback is, and why that is.

Stay tuned.