Mike Mayock Is Way Off

February 16th, 2015

mike mayockJoe has tremendous respect for super draft guru Mike Mayock of NFL Network, but enough is enough.

Mayock’s comments about the Buccaneers during his annual pre-combine news conference today bordered on ridiculous. [read more]

Michael Johnson = Michael Clayton

February 16th, 2015

michael johnson 1014Here’s a legitimately tough question: Who would have a better season starting at right defensive end for Tampa Bay next season, Da’Quan Bowers, Michael Johnson or Adrian Clayborn? [read more]

Cassius Vaughn?

February 16th, 2015

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Lovie Smith’s beloved 12th man, the nickel cornerback position he considers the 12th starter on his defense, gave the head coach headaches last season.

Keep in mind Lovie once simultaneously was head coach of the Bears and Chicago’s nickel back position coach, a true rarity in the NFL. [read more]

Josh McCown Earned Release

February 16th, 2015
Joe isn't sure what popular sports radio and TV personality Adam Schein sees in Josh McCown.

Joe isn’t sure what popular sports radio and TV personality Adam Schein sees in Josh McCown.

Joe has nothing against former Bucs turnover-prone quarterback Josh McCown. Good dude. Team guy. Did everything he could to get the Bucs to turn around their fortunes.

Problem was, McCown simply didn’t have it.

Things happened last offseason that didn’t pass the smell test. [read more]

Stop With This Suh Idiocy!

February 16th, 2015

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OK, Joe has had it. You fantasy football fools, will you just stop with this Ndamukong Suh nonsense? Really? It is so idiotic.

The Bucs just broke the bank for Gerald McCoy. You know, a defensive tackle. As Warren Sapp would say with his eyes bugged out and head cocked like a pointer hearing a whistle, “Hello?” [read more]

Hunting For A Quarterback

February 16th, 2015

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Joe has no idea why too many Bucs fans want to trade down in the draft, when Tampa Bay has such a glaring need at the most important position on the field. It makes no sense. [read more]

Miserable History

February 16th, 2015
Even Stevie Wonder can see why the Bucs are on the cusp of some rancid NFL history.

Even Stevie Wonder can see why the Bucs are on the cusp of rancid NFL history.

The last decade has been so frustrating for Bucs fans they have kept countless bars in business just trying to wash away painful memories. [read more]

Top 30 Buccaneers Mysteries Of 2014 — No. 18

February 16th, 2015

lovie and licht 0623In many ways, Tampa Bay’s 2014 season was more bizarre than the MRSA-infected, quarterback-gone-mental, Fire-Schiano-billboards campaign of 2013.

There were plenty of real Bucs mysteries last year, and Joe’s revisiting the most interesting of the bunch. [read more]

Report: McCown Heading To A Playoff Contender

February 16th, 2015
Tears of joy today for Josh McCown

Tears of joy today for Josh McCown

Life is good for Josh McCown.

The NFL’s worst team cut him last week and a playoff contender with a lousy quarterback situation now wants him real bad. [read more]

Jameis Watch: “Scared To Death”

February 16th, 2015

Jameis 1107Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. [read more]

Silly V-Jax Trade Talks

February 16th, 2015

Last year, when it was clearly obvious to everyone not named “Lovie Smith” that Tampa Bay was out of contention for January games, the Bucs allegedly rebuffed trade offers for wide receiver Vincent Jackson.

It was a smart move.

First, it was forward thinking. [read more]

“Make Them Remember Your Name”

February 15th, 2015
Jonathan Banks, the Bucs' 2013 second-round pick.

Jonathan Banks, the Bucs’ 2013 second-round pick.

The popular underwear Olympics kick off this week in Indianapolis, the glorified track meet known as the NFL Scouting Combine.

Joe will be there braving the ridiculously cold temperatures, chatting with Bucs officials, top prospects and various NFL types. [read more]

Jameis Watch: No Nightlife Concerns

February 15th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. [read more]

Report: Michael Johnson Got A Talking To

February 15th, 2015

JohnsonBig bucks defensive end Michael Johnson delivered four sacks and about five quarters of good football last year.

His play was ghastly, ghostly and soft.  [read more]

Bridges

February 15th, 2015

sunshine skyway bridgeOf course, Joe, like many, thought Lovie Smith was settled on using Josh McCown as a bridge quarterback of sorts for Jameis Winston — that McCown would start until Winston was deemed ready to rock and roll. [read more]

Donald Penn Thwarts Home Invasion

February 15th, 2015

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Just because you have money, fame and live in a gated community doesn’t mean you are safe.

Just ask Donald Penn.

The former Bucs Pro Bowl left tackle (boy, the Bucs sure could have used a guy like him last year. Oh, wait…) spent a quiet day at his Los Angeles home recently. [read more]

Jameis Watch: “Not A Franchise-wrecker”

February 14th, 2015

jameis 0213Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. [read more]