Joe loves the final hours before opening day. The endless spinning and prognosticating by fans, pundits and the Bucs dies down, and all that matters is how the Bucs play Sunday and how the game unfolds. It’s known as real football, something fans haven’t seen in 7+ months. To celebrate the start of the season, Joe’s spitting out eight things he hated since the Super Bowl — in no particular order.
1) Media coverage of the asinine lockout: If Joe were interested in legal affairs, he’d watch TruTV, reruns of the O.J. trial and scour the Internet for swimsuit shots of Ashleigh Banfield circa 2000. But that’s not the case. However, for months Joe was all but forced to have heinous legal babble about the NFL labor talks jammed down his throat from all media angles. Yes, Mike Florio, of ProFootballTalk.com, did a masterful job boiling down the miserable nonsense, but it was still boring as all get out. Joe did his best here to create a safe haven for Bucs fans.
2) The Bucs constantly selling their plan: Joe’s not sure why Mark Dominik, Raheem Morris and even Bryan Glazer were out there explaining/defending over and over again their plan to build the Bucs by focusing on the draft. Was any of that necessary in 2011? A form of Warren Sapp’s famous “next question” retort would have been much more appropriate and would have opened up a lot more time to talk about the stars on the Bucs. When you finish 10-6 with a young team after a masterful coaching job, there’s nothing to say other than, ‘We’re young. We’re 10-6. We’re on the rise, and that’s what every damn team in the NFL wants. We evaluate every opportunity possible to build the best team for our fans. Check the won-loss column. We’re on the right track. Next question.’
3) Aqib Talib coverage and commentary: With all the resources of the local mainstream media, and nothing much else to report about the Bucs, why was Joe the only one to have published the available public information about Talib’s case? Shameful journalism around these parts, considering this is the 21st century and every big outlet has the Web space available. Last Joe checked, the media should be interested in informing and educating the public. For those who shouted from the rooftops that the Bucs must ship Talib out of town or feel their wrath, and for those who reported the Bucs had decided to dump Talib months ago, your silence speaks volumes.
4) Gerald McCoy talking too much about being a leader and more: Derrick Brooks, speaking on the Ron and Ian Show on WDAE-AM 620 last week, offered a fabulous, detailed take on leadership on an NFL team. You can listen here. It was as close as the classy Brooks might come to saying, ‘Shutup, McCoy, until your play defines you as a leader.’ Joe knows McCoy’s heart is in the right place. He’s just got to figure out what to say and when — and how to make some plays.
5) Fans in disbelief over 2011 blackouts: Joe knows there are still fans reading this that don’t believe Sunday’s Bucs-Lions game will be blacked out, along with other games this season. Are there that many fans with their heads in the sand? The Bucs were 8-5 last year entering the critical December Lions game at home when only 47,692 showed up at the C.I.T.S. That was a game with massive playoff implications. Did anyone in their right mind think another 15,000 or 20,000 fans would cough up the cash and show up eight months later?
6) Cadillac Williams’ departure: Joe still doesn’t get it. The Bucs didn’t get better swapping Kregg Lumpkin for Cadillac.
7) LeGarrette Blount’s low profie: Joe gets no vibe that Blount is considered a superstar around town or nationally. This is mind-boggling to Joe. Never in a million years could Joe have imagined that a punishing rookie runner, who also hurdles defenders, could come to the Bucs and crank out 1,000+ yards in 13 games with limited carries and not be revered all across the Bay area. The man was heaven sent. Blount’s not getting the love nationally, either, especially considering his name recognition from his famous “punch.” Joe’s got to think this guy has one horrendous agent.
8) London decision: Joe gets the upside of the Bucs giving up a home game and running off to London to play the Bears in October, but there is no escaping that losing a true home-field advantage in that game could easily hurt the Bucs’ chances of scoring a critical victory. When your team finishes 10-6 and a sniff from the playoffs, that’s just not a cool move to make.