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August 22nd, 2012

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Jeff Demps Chooses Family, Patriots

August 22nd, 2012

Joe just got bombarded with e-mails and Twitter messages about how, if the Bucs signed former Gators slash player and Olympic medalist Jeff Demps, why, he would be the answer to all of the Bucs ills and by golly, Greg Schiano would be hoisting the Lombardi Trophy aloft in victory come February.

Well, Demps showed up at One Buc Palace today alright, wearing a New England Patriots uniform. Demps signed with the Belichicks, turning his nose up at the Bucs citing the “family” of the Patriots, writes Scott Reynolds of PewterReport.com.

As it turned out, the Patriots won the recruiting battle and Demps, who played football and ran track at the University of Florida, is thrilled to be playing with Tom Brady and Co. and didn’t have a hard time deciding between New England and Tampa Bay. Demps traveled to New England for a workout on Thursday and flew back to Florida on Friday and signed his three-year contract, which features $211,000 of guaranteed money, according to NFL.com, with the Patriots.

“Once I talked to the Patriots I got the feeling that that’s where I wanted to be,” Demps said. “Everything was family-based. It was like I was already part of the team. It wasn’t hard for me to decide to go with the Patriots.”

Simply put, Joe isn’t losing any sleep over this. For the most part, Olympic athletes rarely have the same success in the NFL as they have on the track. Earlier this week, Joe had a link of the Top 10 NFL Olympians, and Nos. 6-10 were largely forgettable.

Joe also scoffed at the notion that Demps would help sell tickets because he played for the Gators. Ahmad Black had a better career as a Gators safety. How many tickets has he sold? Seems there have been multiple blacked out home games since Black joined the Bucs.

Then there is the ugly little stat unearthed by cricket-watching, scone-loathing, Deadspin-tarred-and-feathered Peter King of Sports Illustrated that Demps was a fumbler at the University of Florida.

That’s a cardinal sin in the New Schiano Order.

Offseason Big Reason For Mason Foster’s Growth

August 22nd, 2012

For Bucs fans who haven’t thrown themselves into the waiting path of a semi yet, distraught over the Bucs’ loss to the Titans last week, many will have noticed a different Mason Foster.

Even in training camp, it was easy to see the second-year middle linebacker is a different player. Last year, with no offseason to speak of and a handful of practices in training camp, Foster was thrust into the starting lineup, likely a year too soon.

Foster, who was an outside linebacker at the University of Washington, looked at times last year simply overwhelmed. Of course, he didn’t have much help on either side of him or in front of him for that matter.

Now, with a full offseason, OTAs, minicamp, et al, Foster has taken advantage and is a different player and in some respects, a team leader.

Najee Goode even spoke of how at Miami for the first preseason game, he roomed with Foster and the duo did little but go over their playbooks.

Foster admitted to Joe that a full offseason has made all the difference in the world.

“It’s helped tremendously,” Foster said. “Being here, I had the ability to talk to the coaches, study, just everything. It was being more comfortable being in the city, everything. Having an offseason to have time to hang out and study and left, everything contributes.

“We have great coaches and a great staff. It has all helped.”

An Education Day For Greg Schiano

August 22nd, 2012

The leader of the New Schiano Order said today’s practice experience with the New England Patriots was a learning experience on a lot of levels.

For one, the head coach said he hopes his players put their egos aside and learned from the Hall of Famers on the field. Schiano said he eagerly learned from Bill Belicheat today.

As for how the Bucs performed against New England, Schiano wasn’t impressed by his Buccaneer Men. 

“It’ll be great tape to learn from,” Schiano said. “We made more mistakes than you can shake a stick at.”

Schiano said he appreciated the time against the Patriots because there’s more true player evaluation against an unfamiliar opponent because smart Buccaneers will learn their own teammates offensive and defensive calls and anticipate plays. That wouldn’t have been possible against the Pats.

Also, Schiano said he was impressed standing on the field and watching how Tom Brady handles his huddle.

The physical head-to-head practice action was not open to media, and Schiano didn’t deliver any highlights.

Blount Ready For Friday

August 22nd, 2012

Those worried about LeGarrette Blount’s health shouldn’t be concerned.

Asked today whether Blount will play and/or is ready to play Friday against New England, Greg Schiano replied, “Oh, yeah.”

Joe still would be surprised to see much of Blount, who practiced today. He’s still a guy who’s a little banged up, and it’s still a meaningless preseason game.

Sapp Talks Belicheat Erection

August 22nd, 2012

With Bill Belicheat in town sharing a couple of practices with the Bucs, the timing of Warren Sapp’s latest book-tour gem is just too wonderful.

Speaking on ESPN Radio yesterday, per ProFootballTalk.com, Sapp told the story of the Browns’ interest in drafting him back in 1995 with a new twist.

Sapp claimed then Browns coach Belicheat told Sapp, “‘I wanna draft you so bad that I have an erection right now.’” 

Sapp claims former Browns front office man Mike Lombardi quashed the potential pick on concerns about Sapp’s background, as Joe transcribed yesterday from Sapp’s interview with Howard Stern.

Thank goodness for Lombardi. He killed what would have been the most damaging boner in Bucs history.

Just a hunch, but Joe suspects the local media won’t be asking Belicheat to elaborate on how he might have wooed Sapp back in the day.

Joe Talks Bucs

August 22nd, 2012

Bobby Fenton and the good folks at WDAE-AM 620 were kind enough to invite Joe to talk all things Bucs on the air yesterday. And Joe was happy to hit on a variety of subjects, from Jordan Shipley to the running backs competition and more. Here’s the audio below:

Bill Belichick On Greg Schiano

August 22nd, 2012

The Bucs and Patriots are in the middle of banging heads in a two-day joint scrimmage/practice session between the two clubs at One Buc Palace.

To start the festivities, Patriots coach Bill Belichick spoke to the two team’s combined pen and mic clubs first thing this morning.

Many of the questions dealt with Belichick’s relationship with new Bucs coach Greg Schiano. In fact, it was Belichick’s personal recommendation to Team Glazer that helped seal the deal for Schiano.

“It’s great to be here in Tampa with Coach Schiano and the Bucs. We’re here a couple of days to improve our football team. Our guys are glad to be down here and I think we will get a lot out of it.

“I have known Coach Schiano for a long time. I got to know him better since he was at Rutgers. We’d go down and scout his players and work them out. He has a good defensive background so we have a lot in common there. He has coached some of our players going back to his days at Miami. My son played for him at Rutgers and I spent more time there and being round coach. He has been to our practices and spoke to our team. We have had a good relationship and I have a lot of respect for him.

“I think this is a great opportunity for him.”

What is most important for Greg Schiano to change things around?

“It’s a big process. there isn’t one thing. there’s no magic wand. It’s pretty much everything. When I came to New England, or Cleveland for that matter, it’s the scouting department, the players, the personnel, the coaching staff, the support staff, the video, the trainers, the medical people, the equipment men, the operations, the travel department, it’s all interconnected.

“There is a program the way you want to do things. You have to do it for your own style and personnel preferences are all interconnected. It definitely takes a while to change that. It’s easier to keep it the way it was. There is a lot of work. Certainly along the way, I have made my share of mistakes and I tried to learn from them and not to repeat those. That is part of the process. When you bring in a lot of new people, some people you bring in are not going to work out; some you bring in are going to work out. Some are going to be better that you have but not ultimately where you want to be. Personnel wise, you upgrade where you can.”

Talk about recommending Schiano to the Bucs.

“All I can do is be honest. What someone else is looking for, it is what is right for them. I think the world of Greg. I think he is a good coach. He has a good personality. He treats his players well. He is smart. He’s tough. He did a great job at the Rutgers program which didn’t have some of the same opportunities as others he was going against. Yet he competes very well in that conference. I have always been impressed with the way his teams have played and competed.”

What are some of Schiano’s challenges?

“I think he is an experienced coach. He has coached a lot of players and coached a lot of games. He has coached NFL players; they were just in college, that is all. And he has coached in the NFL. He knows what he is doing.”

Is this your first visit to One Buc Place?

“I was at the old facility many times, this place looks great. Good operation, good facility. We are excited to be here. Great opportunity for our team.”

Luke Stocker And Eric Wright Back At Work

August 22nd, 2012

Two Bucs players who suffered from two very different ailments were back at work this morning at One Buc Palace when the Bucs and the Patriots took to the practice fields.

Stocker has been struck down by, well, no one not an employee of the Bucs knows. It could be anything from a head cold to a hangnail. Bucs coach Greg Schiano claimed he didn’t know what was wrong with Stocker, other than to say he is not feeling well, or something along those lines.

Stocker, seemingly rid of whatever bug has possessed him, was working out. So too was Wright who yesterday appeared to injure his back and was writhing in agony on the grass. Joe watched Wright work out and at times he knelt down near the water stations but Joe did see Wright tackle teammates in a drill.

Paranoia Running Rampant

August 22nd, 2012

In a perverse way, Joe is enjoying how many Bucs fans are still reacting to a preseason loss. Why, Joe even had a fan Twitter him last night adamant that the preseason game Friday against the Patriots is a “must-win game.”

A preseason game, no less!

Joe vividly recalls the first team defense having three three-and-outs to start the game against Tennessee. How much better could they play?

And the first team offense left with a touchdown on the board. Not so bad, right?

Apparently, wrong. It seems after the second- and third-teamers got worked over, Bucs fans were racing to the Sunshine Skyway Bridge and re-upping their memberships with the Hemlock Society.

In fact, new Bucs coach Greg Schiano is already having some fingers pointed at him, and he has yet to coach his first regular season game with the Bucs. Alan Dell of the Bradenton Herald has yet to be won over by Schiano.

It proves something we already knew: Discipline is like fool’s good, and talent and heart are a lot more important.

Schiano’s Napoleonic method of coaching still has his players’ attention, but if the team doesn’t show an improvement in victories they will tune him out.

We don’t want to panic. This is only the second preseason game, but the Bucs’ psyche is extremely fragile. It won’t take much to send them back into the abyss.

Hold up! Yes, we are just halfway through Schiano’s first preseason and just one week after training camp broke. Time to ease up.

From many of the veterans Joe has spoken to, it appears all have welcomed Schiano’s attention to detail. Shoot, Aqib Talib and he are buds now.

Let’s see what happens come November before diving into the mouth of Tampa Bay.

Blacked Out

August 21st, 2012

This news that moved across Twitter a short time ago is as surprising as a summer afternoon thunderstorm in Florida.

The Bucs game Friday against the Patriots is blacked out in the Tampa/Orlando TV markets, so reports Joe’s good friends at WTSP-TV Channel 10, which is also the preseason TV home of the Bucs.

@WTSP10News: #Bucs vs #Patriots game #blacked out Friday night. Catch #10News #replay at 11:35 p.m. or Saturday at noon

The next opportunity Bucs fans will have to watch the Bucs live on TV will be the Bucs final preseason game at Washington a week from tomorrow night, Aug. 29.

The Luke Stocker Mystery Continues

August 21st, 2012

Luke Stocker didn’t “feel well.” Luke Stocker “felt funny.”

Those are a couple of ways Greg Schiano has described whatever has kept Stocker from significant practice time and last week’s Titans-Bucs preseason game. It’s a troubling mystery, since the Bucs need Stocker and he was on the sidelines with his mystery ailment today at One Buc Palace.

“He did stuff over the weekend. He did stuff Monday, and then he felt funny again,” Schiano said today. “We’ll just have him see the doctor.”

Last week, veteran Bucs beat scribe Woody Cummings, of The Tampa Tribune, noted Schiano refuted commentary that claimed Stocker was dealing with post-concussion symptoms. Though Schiano has never shared what “the doctor” has reported about Stocker.

At this point, Joe’s not sure what’s going on or what to believe. But the reality is that Stocker is not right, and if he’s still having lingering effects from a traumatic brain injury, aka a concussion, then that could sideline him for quite a while. Joe wishes Stocker well.

Bad Knee? No problem!

August 21st, 2012

Last year rockstar general manager Mark Dominik explained a handful of times that the Bucs know knees, specifically everything it takes to manage and rehabilitate a knee injury.

Dominik pointed to huge successes with Cadillac Williams and Kellen Winslow, and the Bucs’ confidence in their knee knowledge helped lead to the drafting of Da’Quan Bowers and his questionable knee.

The Dominik regime also brought back Arrelious Benn and Demar Dotson from ACL blowouts, plus they signed Amobi Okoye this offseason with his history of knee trouble.

And don’t forget Dominik making the right call on Antonio Bryant, when the Bucs waved goodbye to him and the Bengals signed him to a massive free agent contract.

It was also those same foolish Bengals that cut Jordan Shipley and his reconstructed knee the other day, and then the Bucs were the only NFL team to want him on waivers.

No, Joe hasn’t talked to Dominik about Shipley’s knee, but Joe’s quite sure the Bucs are confident that Shipley’s knee is nothing they can’t manage successfully.

Joe doesn’t think the Bucs seek out guys with bad knees, but they’re clearly not scared to take on a health concern when it has to do with that big joint in the middle of the leg.

Don’t Read Into Shipley Signing, Says Schiano

August 21st, 2012

The leader of the New Schiano Order was in no mood to fuel conspiracy theories this afternoon, even though the dots are too easy to connect.

With the Bucs claiming wide receiver Jordan Shipley off waivers from the Bengals yesterday, many people — including Joe — were of the mind that the Bucs simply are not satisfied with the second and third string wide receivers.

Not so, says Schiano.

“I wouldn’t say that it’s in response to any need,” Schiano told the Bucs pen and mic club today. “It’s just if you have a chance to investigate a player that you liked you do it. Now is a time when we can do it. “

Well, the Bucs may not have “a need,” but if the Bucs organization was truly content with its receivers, then, logically, there would be no need to take a flyer on a guy who is recovering from a knee reconstruction surgery following an ACL injury.

Only Bucs Wanted Jordan Shipley

August 21st, 2012

When the Bucs lapped up wide receiver Jordan Shipley fresh off the scrap heap yesterday, it suggested to Joe a few things.

1) The Bucs are not quite satisfied with their wide receiver corps and perhaps not their return men.

2) That Preston Parker and/or Sammie Stroughter better be very concerned for their gigs. Very concerned.

3) That signing Shipley may be a shot in the dark.

It seems Adam Caplan is of the mind that No. 3 is accurate. The longtime NFL scribe and current reporter for PhiladelphiaEagles.com reported the Bucs were the lone NFL team to put in a claim for Shipley.

@caplannfl: The only team to submit a waiver claim for WR Jordan Shipley turned out to be the Buccaneers. Teams were obviously concerned about the ACL.

Naturally earlier this morning, Shipley told all who would listen that his knee, which needed reconstructive surgery after blowing an ACL last season, is just peachy.

But what else does one expect Shipley to say, that his knee is a trainwreck and he is desperate to latch onto any NFL team’s 53-man roster? Of course Shipley is going to give his knee a thumbs-up.

Shipley wouldn’t have practiced with the Bucs if he couldn’t have passed a physical. That’s at least one positive step.

Jordan Shipley Discusses Signing With Bucs

August 21st, 2012

The newest member of the Bucs wide receiver corps, Jordan Shipley, who signed yesterday, got a chance to discuss his landing in Tampa Bay after this morning’s steamy practice at One Buc Palace.

“I am excited,’ Shipley said. “I got a phone call yesterday and I’m here at practice this morning. It’s a pretty quick turnaround and I expect to be down here and playing football.”

Shipley, let go by the Cincinnati Bengals, claims his knee — he blew out the ACL two weeks into 2011 — and had to have reconstructive surgery on, is just fine now.

“I feel good,” Shipley said. “It’s one of those deals where I spent extra time warming it up and I will be icing it afterwards. If teals good. I’m ready to go.”

Shipley is eager to latch onto the Bucs 53-man roster as he sees a bright future in Tampa Bay.

“I definitely feel like I will do anything I can to contribute and help this team win,” Shipley said. “It has been a little while since I have played in a regular season game. I have got to go out there and show what I can do. I am full-go right now.

“I am honestly not sure what [the Bengals] thought process was [in his release]. I’m just glad to be in Tampa. I think this is a team where there is a lot of discipline going on and it is going to be a great thing and this team is going to get better and better. it has a great quarterback and lot of great players.”

Shipley is open to any responsibility, including returning punts.

“It was my rookie year I got to some [punt returns] in the preseason and had a couple of long ones,” Shipley said of his last stint as a punt returner. “I love punt return. Any chance to get out there I will go out there.”

The surprise of practing with the Bucs this morning hasn’t seemed to rub off of Shipley quite yet.

“I was a little surprised because we haven’t talked to [the Bucs] and as far as I know my agent hadn’t talked to them beforehand,” Shipley said. “But it was a good surprise.

“It is a totally different system as far as terminology. I am going to have a busy day today and this week.”

Patriots Coming Rested And Ready

August 21st, 2012

If you bothered to tune in to the Patriots-Eagles game last night on Monday Night Football, you might not have recognized New England.

Per the Boston Globe, Bill Belicheat had most of his starters take the night off. This apparently was to keep them rested and ready for the Bucs-Patriots game Friday, which is the third preseason game of the season, when teams typically let their starters play a half or more.

Twenty-six Patriots, highlighted by quarterback Tom Brady, receiver Wes Welker, linebacker Jerod Mayo, and defensive tackle Vince Wilfork, did not play.

Joe was very pleased by this development. The Bucs will get the best the Patriots have to offer. What an evaluation opportunity for the New Schiano Order!

The Patriots abused the Bucs last year in the preseason, jumping out to a 21-0 lead. You can be sickened by highlights of the 2011 carnage here.

Enough With Donald Penn’s Weight

August 21st, 2012

Joe’s really had enough of his media comrades’ obsession with Donald Penn’s blubber.

There was rubber shirt mania last month, and yesterday Greg Schiano was hit with questions about Penn’s weight. And everyone seems to be trying to figure out the impact of Penn’s secret scale records.

This Weight Watchers chatter might interest Joe, except Penn was a fat guy when he was playing at a Pro Bowl level. He was a fat guy last year when his peers voted him as the 97th best player in the NFL, and he was a fat guy when rockstar general manager Mark Dominik and Team Glazer dropped a gargantuan contract on him. Penn’s also a fat guy that has played in 76 consecutive games.

This is not a new position for Joe. Joe recalls Jeff Faine making fun of Penn’s weight during a 2009 radio interview, dropping one-liners about how the white pants of the throwback uniforms were downright cruel to a man of Penn’s girth.  Everyone knows that Penn’s been battling the pounds for years.

Yeah, Penn played a few clunkers last season during the heinous 10-game losing streak. But it’s as if fans and media are trying to hang his peformance on his belt size. Sure, extra fat likely doesn’t help Penn, but there’s plenty of evidence that it doesn’t hurt him, either.

Penn was back at practice yesterday and he’s as lean as Joe has ever seen him. Penn was a fixture through training camp doing all kinds of cardio work while rehabilitating his calf strain. Also, fans paying attention saw him riding a stationary bike at the Bucs’ night practice earlier this month.

Joe’s sure Penn will be just fine and is the least of the Bucs’ worries — even if he piles on a pound a week from now until the end of the season.

Brad Johnson Talks Josh Freeman

August 21st, 2012

Yesterday, former Bucs quarterback Brad Joshson, who led the Bucs to a Super Bowl victory over the Raiders 10 years ago, dropped in to talk Josh Freeman and the Bucs with Todd Wright and Booger McFarland on WHFS-FM 98.7.

Johnson discussed how the Bucs’ new offense should help Freeman and that Johnson believes Freeman should be on the cusp of some special things. Oh, yeah, and how Greg Olson was a Chucky-and-duck disciple.

Booger McFarland: The Bucs are in an offense where they are going to be run-oriented and then take shots downfield. How much pressure does that put on the quarterback than when you do throw the ball, you have to be accurate and on the point?

Brad Johnson: Hopefully the line gives you better coverage to take those shots and get you those one-on-one situations. You can imagine situations where you are not always in third-and-eight or third-and-ten. I remember when I was in Washington with Norv turner and we have Stephen Davis who was an unbelievable runner. It really helped me in the play-action game because I threw for over 4,000 yards. That was my best career year as far as numbers go and that is what you want from Josh. Take care of the ball and when you do take your shots, you have to hit them. [Freeman] has playmakers to make those plays. But the running game, that will get you into a third-and-short, third-and-medium type of a game where you don’t have to force things on third-and-long. It is redundant when you talk about that over and over but the neat thing is for Josh this year is the hot [reads] will be a little different this year from the past.

McFarland: Josh in his fourth year, at one point in your career, the term “light goes on,” at what point did things calm down where you could play at a high level?

Johnson: I was in a different situation in that I didn’t play that much at Florida State. When I got to Minnesota, I was backing up Rich Gannon, Jim McMahon and Warren Moon. It took me to my fourth or fifth year until I was the actual starter. Thing about it, I was in the same system for seven years so I got to know the offense like the back of my hand, learning concepts from Brian Billick and later with Norv Turner so by the time I got to Tampa with Dungy and Gruden, I understood concepts pretty well. I do think the system that Josh was in was formulated from Gruden, the audibles and the formations and his adjustments for protections. He has a lot more playing time than I did so he is probably ahead of his time. I think Josh is ready to take that turn.

Well, some interesting comments there. High praise for Freeman, indeed. Joe believes Johnson hit the nail on the head in that for Freeman to make connections downfield on third-and-short, he needs protection. One reason Freeman struggled against Tennessee last week is that Freeman didn’t often have time to sneeze much less throw a pass.

The offensive line for the Bucs simply must be able to not just open holes for LeGarrette Blount and Doug Martin to make this offense work, it also has to keep Freeman’s jersey clean.

It all starts up front.

Oh, and it didn’t take Johnson to tell Joe how Olson was like Chucky in that he’d rather go down throwing the ball then using the talent on hand to pound the football.

“I Never Even Sold Crack!”

August 21st, 2012

Yesterday, former Bucs great Warren Sapp, pitching his book “Sapp Attack,” dropped in on the one and only “King of All Media,” Howard Stern, heard exclusively on SiriusXM radio.

It was a raucous hour-long sit down and Joe cannot remember a more spirited interview Stern has had outside of Mr. T or the Insane Clown Posse.

Of course, Joe took notes as Sapp finally met his match in someone that controls an interview. Here are highlights:

* Warren Sapp was the “baby boy” of his family and all five of his older brothers were running backs. They would come home with all sorts of bumps, bruises and injuries and Sapp’s mom wouldn’t let Sapp play football as a result. When Sapp was a sophomore in high school, a family friend convinced her to let Warren play, only because he wouldn’t play running back.

* Sapp weighed 225 when he graduated high school. “I’m a safety trapped in a 300-pound body.”

* Sapp said he never thought he was an NFL prospect until he was switched to defensive line at Miami. Sapp was originally a tight end.

* The last time he saw his estranged father was just after the Bucs won the Super Bowl, which was their first meeting since Sapp was in junior high school. At the meeting 10 years ago, Sapp told his father, “You have grandchildren you will never meet. I just want to tell you that now. Just drive away.” Sapp, however, is close to his uncles, his father’s brothers.

* Sapp grew up a Cowboys fan and fantasized about being the next Tony Hill.

* The infamous draft report: Sapp was expected to go high in the draft but late on the Friday night prior to the draft, not quite 12 hours before the draft began, Chris Mortenson reported that Sapp had flunked seven drug tests at Miami; six for pot and one for cocaine. This dropped Sapp’s stock so much he fell to the Bucs. Sapp vehemently denied ever doing coke, not even to this day. “I never took seven drug tests at Miami but I took three NCAA drug tests. I never even sold crack!”

* Howard Stern kept badgering Sapp about having to sell his shoes as part of his bankruptcy and Sapp claimed he hasn’t had to sell anything.

* Sapp said the NFL is so proactive these days to help players not blow their money, that if a player wants to go into business with non-football player, NFL security will run background checks on prospective business clients/partners to determine if they are shady or not, all as a courtesy.

* In so many words, Sapp confessed he learned far too late what a wise investment prophylactics are.

* “Howard, I want to put my foot so far up your @ss,” Sapp said after Stern kept pestering Sapp about his incident in Miami two yeas ago during Super Bowl week with his then-girlfriend. Sapp’s charges for allegedly roughing her up were dropped, but not before Sapp spent a night in a Broward County cage and was briefly taken off the air by the NFL Network. “How does a man wait 37 years to be a woman-beater? She was a psycho, some chicks are just crazy.”

* Sapp claimed he nearly got thrown out of the University of Miami for a one-punch fight at a basketball game when he was a freshman. Sapp dropped a guy with a left hook to the cheek that drew blood. He was hauled into a dean’s office and had to beg not to be run out of Coral Gables. The altercation began when Sapp was defending Canes receiver Lamar Thomas who was undercut on the basketball court.

* “Pressure is making a $5 bet with $3 in your pocket.’

* Sapp claims he never dated a celebrity.

* Warren Carlos Sapp II, Sapp’s son, is playing football for the first time this week. Sapp said he and his son have never watched a football game together though they enjoy watching baseball games when spending time with each other. Sapp’s son is a big baseball fan and Sapp would rather have his son play baseball. “We’ve already got all the football trophies you can want in the house.”

* Sapp’s secret to being a successful broadcaster on the NFL Network: “The eye in the sky never lies and I’m going to say what I see on the field for those six-seconds of play.”

* Sapp cannot fathom putting a hit on a player that ends his career. “You don’t take turkey off a man’s table, Howard.” He cited the Lawrence Taylor-Joe Theismann hit that ended Theismann’s career, when it was Taylor who was the first who screamed for Redskins medical staff to treat Theismann. “You don’t ever want that feeling on your resume.” He said he saw three players in high school that were hurt so bad they never played football again and the memory of each shakes him to this day.

* Stern asked Sapp if the NFL is regulating hitting so much that the game is turning into “two-hand touch,” and Sapp screamed “You can’t hit receivers now! They’ve built the autobahn down the middle of the field, where you been?”

* Stern was offended that in Sapp’s book, he mentions how Brad Culpepper referred to Sapp as “colored” and that Sapp called Culpepper “Whitey.” Stern seemed to think that Culpepper was throwing out a racial slur. Sapp explained it’s different in the south and the nicknames were nothing but terms of endearment and that he and Culpepper are great friends. Sapp explained that the Bucs were nearly named the Florida Crackers when the area was awarded an NFL franchise in the mid-1970s.

* Stern asked Sapp about the brotherhood of the NFL and Sapp said it is tight. When Stern mentioned it seemed to him the same as veterans who served together in combat, Sapp got defensive and said “I wish we would stop comparing football to the military” and explained “When Brad Culpepper don’t hold the A-gap, I don’t get shot.” Rather, Sapp agreed with Stern that the NFL fraternity is more like a motorcycle gang. “You eat, chew, sleep the same dirt. When you spend that amount of hours with someone, you really become close.”

* During his “Dancing With the Stars” appearance, Sapp was smitten with Brooke Burke. Understandable.

* Sapp continued to suggest Jeremy Shockey was the whistleblower in the Saints bounty scandal mess, though offered no specifics. Though Sapp first mentioned this on NFL Network months ago, it was his other job, with “Inside the NFL,” that that he lost his Shockey comments; not the NFL Network.

* “Sunday is my pleasure, they pay me Monday through Saturday.”

* Bill Belicheat told Sapp he wanted to draft him in Cleveland so bad that Belicheat became aroused (as in standing at attention) while watching his tape from his playing days at Miami. But Michael Lombardi, then a Browns front office man, refused to draft Sapp and vetoed Belicheat’s wishes because Browns security was spooked after digging into Sapp’s background, which later turned out to be inaccurate. Lombardi, who now works with Sapp at the NFL Network, said that had the Browns drafted him, the team never would have moved to Baltimore. “I love Bill Belichick,” Sapp said.

Lombardi later worked with the Raiders when Sapp was in Oakland and Sapp said Lombardi is still tormented by being fed wrong intel, thus passing on drafting Sapp in Cleveland.

* Sapp misses training camp but not so the rigors of day-to-day NFL life. “I wanted to make practice so hard that it was worse than anything I ever saw on Sunday so that would make playing a pleasure. I had butterflies and everything until that first hit.”

* Sapp described the very play where he decided it was time to hang up his cleats. Against left guard Daryn Colledge when Oakland hosted Green Bay in 2007, Brett Farve called a play-action pass which Sapp said he had seen from Farve too many times to count. “I’ve seen that play, forever. A five-step drop. He’s going deep!” Sapp read the play like a book but couldn’t get off the block of Colledge. Then, Sapp said, if he couldn’t get loose from Colledge, it’s time. “I didn’t want to walk in a room on Monday morning and see that. I knew right then it was over. I didn’t have the physical ability to get around this bum.” Sapp said he could have played “two or three more years, easily,” but didn’t want to be remembered as a hanger-on. “I gave everything I had on Sunday.”

* When Stern asked Sapp if he was angry he never played on “a killer team,” Sapp shot back in disbelief, “I won a world championship in Tampa. You ever hear of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? The icicle orange? I won a world championship there.”

* Stern didn’t seem to believe that Sapp lost his Super Bowl ring.

“Where’s your ring?”
“Uh, that’s the one — I lost it.”
“Did you sell it or did you lose it?”
“Howard, I wouldn’t lie to you.”

To hear the full interview between the “Quarterback Killer” and the “King of All Media,” click on this link. Warning: Segments of the interview are very graphic in nature and are for mature audiences only. It is very NSFW of the highest order.

Click here for a few SFW clips from the interview.

Barrett Ruud Back In The NFC South

August 20th, 2012

Joe cannot remember one player who so divided a Bucs fan base like linebacker Barrett Ruud.

NFL authorities from national types down to Bucs coaches lauded Ruud for what he was supposed to do in the Tampa-2.

Many Bucs fans and one local former Bucs player who makes a living behind a radio microphone would not listen, despite the fact Ruud led the Bucs in tackles. They demanded Ruud do what he was not supposed to do, and that was be a combination of Dick Butkus and Jack Lambert, in other words, a fifth down lineman.

Countless glasses of beer were thrown at local barkeepers due to the rancor and anger Ruud ignited in local watering holes. Neighborhood dogs and cats feared his very name.

Well, Ruud will be talked about again in the Tampa Bay area as the Bucs’ division rivals, the New Orleans Saints, acquired Ruud in a trade for an undisclosed draft pick, per multiple sources.

So Bucs fans get ready: your heckling of Ruud has not come to an end.

Chucky On “Real Sports”

August 20th, 2012

Joe doesn’t have HBO. He dropped it the second the screen went dark on “The Sopranos.” HBO has some good stuff, including “Real Sports,” but Joe couldn’t justify keeping HBO just for that.

Tuesday will be one of those nights Joe wishes he had HBO. On “Real Sports,” which has its season premiere at 9 p.m., former Bucs Super Bowl-winning coach Chucky is featured. Here’s a preview: