Archive for 2015

Licht And Free Agents: “That’s On Me”

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

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Yesterday, when collared by the “Custodian of Canton,” eye-RAH! Kaufman of The Tampa Tribune while at the NFL Owners Meetings in Phoenix — Joe touched down in the Valley of the Sun last night! — general manager Jason Licht did the NFL equivalent of falling on his own sword, suggesting the Karlos Pena-like swings and misses in free agency were his doing. (more…)

Jameis Watch: Consensus

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

jameis winston 1225Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. (more…)

“We Are Already Better”

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

lovie and licht 0623Optimism is in the air, specifically the Phoenix air where all the Buccaneers big wigs are hanging out this week at the NFL Owners Meetings.

General manager Jason Licht opened up today with some bold optimism. (more…)

Jason Licht As Steven Wright

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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Never forget, when in doubt, Bucs general manager Jason Licht once worked for Bill Belicheat. The four-time Super Bowl-winning coach is notorious for his monotone, tight answers to questions.

They very often carry solid sarcasm and dry wit that scoots past most listeners. (more…)

Trading Down For Derek Carr?

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

JameisThere’s some interesting and wacky stuff going on behind the paywall at ESPN.com. (more…)

Rebound With “Summer Of Lovie?”

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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Many Bucs fans are still walking around in a daze like a guy on an all day bender who saw his final bar tab. (more…)

No Blackouts In 2015

Monday, March 23rd, 2015
All games will be broadcast live in home TV markets this season the NFL announced today.

All games will be broadcast live in home TV markets this season the NFL announced today.

Bucs fans: NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell has good news for you.

This season, you can sit in the comfort of your own recliner, in air-conditioning with plenty of your favorite grub and Bud Light at hand’s reach, and no line at the bathroom, and get to watch all of Jameis Winston’s home games. (more…)

Could The Bucs Go Status Quo On The O-Line?

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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The free agency dinner bell rang two weeks ago, and the Bucs have not added an offensive lineman.

They booted one, Anthony Collins, and let another quietly fade away, Oneil Cousins. (more…)

Smokescreens

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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Yes, Joe knows Lovie Smith floated the possibility from the NFL Owners Meetings in Phoenix this weekend that the Bucs could trade down and pass on Jameis Winston, which would make all the knuckledraggers happy and all but kill off Bucs fandom for a generation. (more…)

Blalock Bewilderment

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

blalockA guy who covered the Atlanta Falcons last year can’t understand why the Buccaneers haven’t at least intensely engaged former Falcons guard Justin Blalock. (more…)

Warming To Adrian Peterson

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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For the longest time, Joe scoffed at those who suggested the Bucs obtain a running back. Why? There is no need. The Bucs have one of the deepest stables of running backs in the NFL and just used a third-round pick on Charles Sims last year. (more…)

“You Have To Take A Quarterback”

Monday, March 23rd, 2015
Former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik again issued his plea for the Bucs to select a quarterback No. 1 overall next month.

Former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik again issued his plea for the Bucs to select a quarterback No. 1 overall next month.

Joe just doesn’t get the trade down crowd. Not this year.

In a typical year, if one can find a suitor to dance with and get a decent return, go ahead and trade down to stock up on picks. (more…)

Days Numbered For Michael Koenen?

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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Rarely does a day go by in which Joe doesn’t get the following two questions: 1. Why is Michael Koenen still on the roster? 2. Why hasn’t Koenen been cut?

Joe’s usual response is, “Why, are you losing a bet? The season doesn’t start for six months. What’s the rush?” (more…)

“They’re Really Devoid Of Leadership”

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

Mariota2Harsh words from a former Tampa Bay Buccaneer implied that the team can’t afford to draft University of Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota. (more…)

Goodell Says Jameis Winston Called Shots

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

goodell-mccoyConspiracy theorists have had a great time believing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell called The Smoking Man to make sure Jameis Winston doesn’t come to Chicago to attend the 2015 NFL Draft. (more…)

Jameis Watch: Stay Home

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. (more…)

Addressing Returner?

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015
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Might a Division II returner be the Bucs’ next main man?

One 2014 failure has yet to be addressed.

And yes, Joe considers cutting ghostly and ghastly Michael Johnson to be addressing the defensive end position via a glorious subtraction. (more…)

Lovie Won’t Verbally Commit

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

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The Bucs will draft a quarterback on April 30 when the bell rings on the 2015 NFL Draft. Simple as that, to coin one of Lovie Smith’s favorite phrases.

But hold on, Lovie said yesterday. (more…)

Moore Could Surprise

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015
The spreadsheeters really like the signing of cornerback Sterling Moore by the Bucs.

The spreadsheeters really like the Bucs’ signing of former Cowboys cornerback Sterling Moore.

The signing of Sterling Moore was met with a big yawn by many Bucs fans before they checked their phones for the tip off time of the next NCAA hoops game, cursing under their breath about Greg Hardy. (more…)