Thanks Justin and J.P.!

December 15th, 2008
Justin Pawlowski

Justin Pawlowski

Joe has to dish out thanks to a couple of sports radio hosts. Joe warmly thanks Justin Pawlowski and J.P. Peterson (and his producer/co-host Dave Ortiz) for inviting Joe to appear recently on their respective radio shows.

Joe was a guest Saturday on Pawlowski’s, “The Blitz,” heard locally on WDAE 620-AM. Joe discussed with Justin, among other things, the potential tampering actions of Dolphins executive Bill Parcells on Bucs wide receiver Antonio Bryant.

Friday on “Happy Hour with J.P.,” heard locally on WQYK-AM 1010, Joe discussed the Bucs-Dixie Chicks game with J.P.

J.P. Peterson

J.P. Peterson

Joe encourages readers to check out, “The Blitz,” normally heard Saturdays from noon-3 p.m. The show can also be heard via live steaming on the station’s website.

Joe also advises readers to give a listen to “Happy Hour with J.P.” weekdays 3-6 p.m. and on streaming audio via the station’s Web site. Also please check out J.P.’s own TampaBaySportsCentral.com, which offers plenty of local video features and news.

Lashing Out Could Help Galloway Move On

December 15th, 2008
Flexing his mouth might be Joey Galloway's best next move

Flexing his mouth might be Joey Galloway's best next move

It’s safe to say Joey Galloway would rather not play for Jon Gruden next year.

On Sunday, Gruden deactivated Galloway for the critical matchup in Atlanta. It was the first “heathy scratch” of Galloway’s 14 year career, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Galloway has largely brushed off reporters’ questions about his fall from grace, after more than 1,000 receiving yards last season. Galloway also has been a model team player when faced with questions on The Joey Galloway Show, Mondays at 6 p.m. on 620 AM, The Sports Animal.  

Joe appreciates Galloway’s professionalism, but it may be time for Galloway to start firing some well placed shots at Chucky.

Galloway has another year on his contract and the Bucs are likely to bring him back to training camp next year as an insurance policy for Antonio Bryant and to help keep him from landing with another NFC South team.

Sadly, the best way for Galloway to get booted from the Bucs roster and get a legitimate chance to play next season would be for him to publically air his disgust and desire to get out of Chucky’s doghouse and finish his career elsewhere.

Now that reserve wide receiver Brian Clark (likely activated in place of Galloway) is the latest Bucs special teams hero – his blocked punt set up what should have been the Bucs game-winning TD – there is even less of a chance that Galloway plays another snap this season. 

Joe would like to see Galloway lash out now. That would be entertaining. But expect Galloway to take the high road and open up in the locker room to a crowd of reporters following the Bucs final game.

Keck and Korun Talk Kiffin

December 15th, 2008

Al Keck and Tom Korun of WFTS-TV talk about the departure of Bucs defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin. Interesting that WFTS had to use a helicopter to obtain this information.

Gloomy Glimpse At Garcia’s Condition

December 15th, 2008
Even Carmella Garcia's healing touch may not be enough to avoid another Brian Griese start on Sunday

Even Carmella Garcia's healing touch may not be enough to avoid another Brian Griese start on Sunday

Reports of Jeff Garcia moving around the locker room as smoothly as Brian Griese does in the pocket is horrendous news for Bucs fans. 

We’ll hear all sorts of spin from One Buc Palace this week about Jeff Garcia’s new calf injury, the one that kept him out of Sunday’s critical game against the Falcons. But considering it was bad enough to deactivate him for the Bucs biggest game of the season, that’s enough evidence for Joe to know it’s a serious injury.

Gary Shelton, of the St. Pete Times, observed Garcia in Atlanta and he’s not convinced Garcia will be healthy for Sunday’s home game against the Chargers.

Will it be Garcia, who moved so stiffly around the locker room Sunday that you wonder whether John Abraham had sacked him three times, too.

Garcia is in a contract year and clearly wants to be on the field at all costs. But the guy just can’t go now. 

As Garcia heals this week, look for Chucky to grow convinced that he can beat San Diego with Griese, and for Son of Bob to get the start Sunday even if Garcia is activated as the No. 2 quarterback.

Antonio Bryant vs. Mike Smith

December 15th, 2008
The Dixie Chicks are making a big deal of Falcons coach Mike Smiths fourth quarter confrontation with Bucs wide receiver Antonio Bryant, who dismissed Smiths words.

The Dixie Chicks are making a big deal of Falcons coach Mike Smith's fourth quarter confrontation with Bucs wide receiver Antonio Bryant, who dismissed Smith's words.

The Falcons are making a big deal of the sideline confrontation between Atlanta head coach Mike Smith and Bucs receiver Antonio Bryant in the fourth quarter of yesterday’s depressing loss to the Dixie Chicks.

After an incompletion along the Atlanta sidelines, Dixie Chicks’ cornerback Domonique Foxworth and Bryant got into a brief shoving match right in front of Smith. On TV, the images were clear that Smith got into Bryant’s face and said something quite loudly. But what did he say?

Bryant dismissed whatever came out of Smith’s mouth per Terrance Moore of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

“Just as long as the man didn’t put his hands on me, I don’t care,” Bryant said, shaking his head. “I don’t recall what [Smith] said. It’s nothing personal. That’s over with, and if he wants to get in my face, that’s great support of a coach looking out for his players. I don’t think he took it as anything more than being a Falcon, just like I’m always going to be a Buc. And I’m not mad at him for that.”

The Falcons, however, claim whatever was said was a big deal and they used it as a rallying cry.

They remembered Smith’s passion, though, and they found ways to overcome themselves. “Yeah, because that guy’s crazy,” Foxworth said, chuckling, forcing a visitor to ask: Which guy — Smith or Bryant? “I’m talking about coach Smith, because he gets so fired up sometimes during games. That’s the kind of competitive attitude that he has, and it bleeds over into the rest of the team.”

Joe doesn’t think it was a big deal. Smith claims he told Bryant to get back to his sidelines. Was he lying? Who knows? If Smith had said something really bad, Joe believes Bryant would have reacted differently. Instead, he just went back to the huddle.

Joe’s guess is Smith wasn’t inviting Bryant for chicken dinner at Gladys Knight’s restaurant.

Bryant Expected To Cash In Next Season

December 15th, 2008
Peter King of SI.com note that Bucs wide receiver Antionio Bryant will be hitting the NFL version of the lottery next season.

Peter King of SI.com notes Antonio Bryant will hit the NFL version of Lotto in '09.

In his weekly Monday Morning Quarterback column on SI.com, Peter King notes that Bucs WR Antionio Bryant will be getting a nice little pay raise for the 2009 season. Bryant is an unrestricted free agent and Bucs fans can make a sober argument he has evolved into this season’s MVP for Tampa Bay.

Antonio Bryant might be a pain in the keister, but he’s going to make some money in free-agency after the season. He’s making $605,000 this year on a one-year deal with the Bucs. He’ll make $6.5 million next year, somewhere. (Not saying he’ll average that for a long-term deal. I am saying he’ll make that much in salary and bonuses, at least.)

Joe wouldn’t be shocked if Bruce Almighty slapped a franchise tag on Bryant to keep him on the Bucs roster. Joe only hopes Bill Parcells keeps his mitts off him until after the Super Bowl.

Nevermind. No Arena Football in 2009

December 15th, 2008
It appears these Storm cheerleaders will indeed have to find work this summer.

It appears these Storm cheerleaders will indeed have to find work this summer.

Joe is wondering if someone at the Arena Football League will finally make up their mind?

First the league was suspening operations for next season. Then it was going to play. Now, with teams folding and a commissioner leaving, the league apparently will suspend the 2009 season in a report by the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

The tipping point? Part league owner BSPN said it would not televise a league with only a handful of teams.

Again, Joe is not a fan of arena ball. But he knows many Bucs fans are. Hence the post.

“Journalistic Hack!”

December 15th, 2008

Joe is not a fan of BSPN. Years ago, that four-letter outfit was must-watch for any sports fan. Now, it’s only must-watch for those who have undergone a lobotomy or are under the influence of powerful bi-polar medications.

In fact, Joe is confident he brings Bucs fans more information than BSPN does on its Bucs page.

Years ago (seriously) Joe quit watching BSPN except for live games and few select shows, the number of which Joe can count on one hand with fingers left over. BSPN’s “news coverage” pounds a handful of teams over viewers’ heads, and if you are not a fan of those few teams you are screwed.

Ironically, BSPN passes this nonsense off as journalism. Anyone have a barf bag?

Joe has found many other TV networks and blogs and Internet sites where a sports fan can get loads more information than what is offered by BSPN.

So when Joe comes across evidence of someone from BSPN getting horse dung thrown back at him, Joe loves it. If they can dish it out, they ought to be able to receive it, no?

So in the spirit of fairness, enjoy the following video.

Tuna, The Bucs and Tampering

December 15th, 2008
Dolphins executive Bill Parcells is no stranger to tampering, especially with the Bucs.

Dolphins executive Bill Parcells is no stranger to tampering, especially with the Bucs.

Last week Joe raised speculation that The Tuna, Dolphins executive Bill Parcells, may be tampering with Bucs free-agent-to-be and stud wide receiver Antonio Bryant. In an article about Bryant by Sean Jensen of the St. Paul Pioneer-Press for Yahoo! Sports, Bryant was quoted saying Parcells is sending messages to him via intermediaries.

This raised all sorts of red flags with Joe.

Joe searched long and hard for the definitive NFL rules on tampering. But he can’t find anything written in black and white (or any color) as the rule seems to be vague.

However, per an article by Mark Maske of the Washington Post earlier this year, Maske wrote:

Under anti-tampering rules, a player eligible for free agency is supposed to negotiate only with his most recent team until the opening of the free agent market, when he is permitted to begin negotiating with any team.

Bryant is an unrestricted free agent after this season.

Joe isn’t sure if what The Tuna is doing with Bryant is actually tampering, but it sure smells fishy. Besides, it wouldn’t be the first time Parcells was fingered for tampering in connection with the Bucs. In fact, it seems Parcells knows all too well about tampering.

Check back to JoeBucsFan.com for more on this developing story. Meanwhile, Bruce Almighty and NFL executives should keep a close eye on Parcells’ inappropriate flirting with Bryant.

Antonio Bryant: “I’m Always Going To Be A Buc”

December 15th, 2008
After some sideline fireworks with Atlanta coach Mike White, Antonio Bryant hinted that his future is in Tampa Bay

After some sideline fireworks with Atlanta coach Mike White, Antonio Bryant hinted that his future is in Tampa Bay

The lone stud performer on the Bucs offense, the soon-to-be free agent with 74 catches for 1,044 yards and an inbox full of love notes from Bill Parcells, said “I’m always going to be a Buc,” after Sunday’s 10-7 loss to the Falcons in Atlanta.

Antonio Bryant’s words came courtesy of an interview with the Atlanta Journal Constitution, when asked about his heated sideline confrontation with Falcons’ coach Mike Smith.

“Just as long as the man didn’t put his hands on me, I don’t care,” Bryant said, shaking his head. “I don’t recall what [Smith] said. It’s nothing personal. That’s over with, and if he wants to get in my face, that’s great support of a coach looking out for his players. I don’t think he took it as anything more than being a Falcon, just like I’m always going to be a Buc. And I’m not mad at him for that.”

Sadly, this quote may be the best news to come out of the Atlanta loss. Re-signing Bryant, the sixth leading receiver in the NFC, must be an offseason priority for the Bucs. And perhaps his comments are a revelation that a new, longterm contract is in the works.

As for the usually calm Falcons coach getting in Bryant’s face, Joe speculates that White was just trying to impress Bryant and inspire him to come to Atlanta next year.

Joe prefers that approach to Dolphins executive Bill Parcells’, who is having his henchmen send love notes Bryant’s way.

THE PESSIMIST: Running Game Is Worthless

December 15th, 2008
Even scaredy cat Dexter Jackson isn't afraid of the Bucs running game. A 38-year-old quarterback with a bad calf is their biggest backfield threat.

Even scaredy cat Dexter Jackson isn't afraid of the Bucs running game. A 38-year-old quarterback with a bad calf is their biggest backfield threat.

Twelve stinkin’ yards. That’s the longest run by a Bucs running back in the past three key division games against New Orleans, Carolina and Atlanta.

The Bucs backfield couldn’t scare Dexter Jackson.

But forget the stats for a minute and focus on what’s going on with the Bucs rushing attack (if you can even use the word attack for something so weak).

  • Tampa Bay rarely earns positive yardage in the red zone.
  • The Bucs have no short yardage threat (except on 1st down).
  • Their breakaway threat is a nearly 39-year-old quarterback with a bad calf.
  • Defenses have gone from daring the Bucs to throw to challenging them to run.

Warrick Dunn is a great back whose time has passsed. He can show some flashes and protect the ball, but his role should be that of change-of-pace back used sparingly to keep him fresh. It’s obvious the season grind and 15 touches a game is more than he can physically handle.

Cadillac Williams said his whole body is sore and he’s not nearly 100 percent recovered from his knee injury 15 months ago, according to FOX Sports announcers’ comments during Sunday’s game at Atlanta.

So somebody please explain how the Bucs are better with healthy, explosive Michael Bennett in San Diego? Chucky and Bruce Allen shortchanged Bucs fans by cutting Bennett, rather than baggage handlers Josh Johnson and Dexter Jackson.

Sure, Earnest Graham was lost with a knee injury in November. But what about the Bucs overrated offensive line? Nobody can accuse them of consistenly blowing open holes in these last three games, all critical division contests.

Speaking on the Bucs Radio Network pregame show Sunday, offensive lineman Donald Penn said the Bucs O-line is “a top-5 line in the NFL.” Yeah, nice try, Donald.

Whether the Bucs’ O-line is top-5, top-10 or simply topless, the Bucs won’t win a playoff game with their worthless running game.

POLL: Grading The Season

December 14th, 2008

Bucs-Dixie Chicks Lowlights

December 14th, 2008
The story of the game: Son of Bob with his arse on the turf. It should have remained on the bench. Thanks Chucky.

The story of the game: Son of Bob with his arse on the turf. It should have remained on the bench. Thanks, Chucky.

Why wait until nearly the middle of the night to watch replays of the Bucs-Dixie Chicks game when you can catch them here, even before Football Night in America begins?

First are the game lowlights, replete with the voice of Gene Deckerhoff and whoever does the Dixie Chicks’ games.

Next are lowlights from the NFL Network with analysis from Jim Mora and Tom Waddle.

The NFL Network also has Chucky’s postgame comments.

Lastly, Joe provides what the NFL Network calls a “Can’t Miss Play,” the strip by Jermaine Phillips on Falcons tight end Jason Rader that saved a touchdown.

All told, that’s 11 minutes worth of highlghts Joe has before 7 p.m. Joe dares any of the local TV stations to provide that amount of highlights before 9 p.m.

Kiffin: I’m Gone

December 14th, 2008
Bucs defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin confirmed after Sundays loss to the Dixie Chicks that he is leaving after the season.

Bucs defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin confirmed after Sunday's loss to the Dixie Chicks that he is leaving after the season.

In the worst-kept secret Joe can remember, and a news item Joe first reported back in October before anyone else in the Tampa Bay media, Bucs defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin confirmed today that, yes, he will join his son Lane Kiffin at the University of Tennessee following the season, reports Stephen Holder of the St. Petersburg Times.

“It boiled down to one thing: It was your son, and that’s what it is,” Kiffin said. “I love these players. I addressed it Wednesday. I told (General Manager) Bruce (Allen). Jon (Gruden) was the first person I told. The head coach, he should know first. I told the defensive staff before I went downstairs at a quarter ’til 4. We had a team meeting at 4 o’clock and the whole team was there.

“I told them kind of what I’m telling you. I said, “Guys, this was a tough decision. I went back and forth. I said I just want you to know now. I didn’t think it was right to keep carrying it out.”

And so ends a 13-season era in Tampa Bay that Bucs fans may never see duplicated. When Monte Kiffin took over as Bucs defensive coordinator in 1996, the Bucs were a dreadful squad. Now under Kiffin, the Bucs are annually considered one of the best defenses in the NFL.

Few defenses, including the vaunted Steel Curtain of the Steelers, the 1985 Bears or the 2000 Ravens could claim a better defense than the one Kiffin helped mold for the Bucs in the Super Bowl season of 2002.

So well respected is Kiffin that others have campaigned for Kiffin’s induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. So has Joe.

Joe is somewhat torn on this subject. He’s happy for Kiffin but sad as a Bucs fan.

Apparently, Kiffin told the team this earlier in the week. No wonder the defense played lights out today for its old warrior coach.

Red Zone Offense Historically Painful

December 14th, 2008
Joe would rather watch Bill Parcells take a bath than the Bucs offense in the red zone

Joe would rather watch Bill Parcells take a bath than the Bucs offense in the red zone

The Bucs made four games worth of big defensive plays against the Falcons, but still managed to throw the game away.

Why?

Why?

Why?

First and foremost, Joe is a diehard Bucs fan, and he can’t remember when the defense had so many stellar big plays but still lost. Surely, there were games like this in the Trent Dilfer-Sean King era. But was anything this sickening?

Here’s the painful recap:

  1. Running full speed, Jermaine Phillips stripped TE Jason Rader at the goal line – after a 25-yard gain – to force a key turnover.
  2. Aqib Talib made an acrobatic interception at the goal line to thwart a Falcons’ drive.
  3. Ronde Barber had a pick at midfield.
  4. Backup wide receiver Brian Clark blocked a punt that set up the Bucs for what should have been the winning touchdown drive from the Falcons’ 22 yard line with 2:29 remaining.

Yes, the Falcons churned out 373 yards of offense, sadly typical of a Bucs road performance, and Atlanta had too many long runs. But the Bucs defense was huge when it had to be.

The Bucs red zone offense, though, is more painful to watch than Bill Parcells taking a bath.

There has got to be a way for this team to move the ball in the red zone. Either the young offensive line is very overrated or the play-calling between the 20s is simply a second rate sideshow.

Fennelly Unloads On Bucs

December 14th, 2008
Bucs wide receiver Joey Galloway was listed as inactive. Really?

Bucs wide receiver Joey Galloway was listed as inactive. Really?

Joe believes without a shadow of a doubt the best sports columnist in the Tampa Bay area is Martin Fennelly of the Tampa Tribune. If nothing else, Martin doesn’t use the same lead paragraph over and over and over again for some three years counting.

Fennelly wasted little time ripping the Bucs after the loss to the Dixie Chicks. Some gems:

Joe Galloway was officially listed as inactive for the game. How could we tell?

Here’s how it has worked this season: Jeff Garcia gets a little hurt and Brian Griese takes over, then Brian Griese gets a little hurt and Jeff Garcia takes over, then Jeff Garcia gets a little hurt and Brian Griese takes over, while Luke McCown stands on the sideline considering having his age legally changed to 36.

One day we’re going to miss those four-yard Bucs completions on third and 5.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an offense spend more energy on scoring seven points in all my life.

In an age when newspapers are shedding sports columnists the way Chucky goes through quarterbacks, Joe wonders if Fennelly is an endangered species? Joe sure hopes not. Although Joe believes there’s a couple of columnists in the Bay area (Joe’s already called out one) who should immediately learn a new craft (they haven’t exactly learned their current one to be honest) or begin enjoying the fruits of retirement.

Rock on Martin!

Bad News For Luke McCown

December 14th, 2008
Chucky always says that his offensive players have to practice consistently to get a start. But Brian Griese got the nod against the Falcons despite doing little more than rehab since Oct. 5.

Chucky always says his offensive players must practice consistently to get a start. But Brian Griese got the nod against the Falcons despite doing little more than rehab since Oct. 5.

Brian Griese got the starting nod today after barely practicing since injuring his elbow against Denver 10 weeks ago.

So where the heck was Luke McCown? Chucky has said for years that his players have to practice in order to see the field and perform in the offense. McCown took most of the No. 1 quarterback reps in practice this week, acccording to the local beat writers.

And it’s not like McCown doesn’t the know the offense; He performed solidly as a backup to Garcia last year.

Joe is not faulting Gruden for playing Griese. Heck, the guy played about as well as Brian Griese can play. But if McCown can’t beat out Son of Bob when he’s less than 100 percent, then Chucky must have lost all faith in McCown. 

Expect McCown to be wearing a different uniform next season, when he becomes a free agent.

Son of Bob Doesn’t Like Santa

December 14th, 2008
Son of Bob and the Bucs offense was given an early Christmas gift. Only a stiff like Son of Bob doesnt like Santa.

Son of Bob and the Bucs offense was given an early Christmas gift. Only a stiff like Son of Bob could reject Santa.

The Bucs were trailing 10-7 with three and a half minutes left in regulation. The Falcons were punting near midfield and about to pin the Bucs deep in their own territory. In short, the Dixie Chicks were preparing to stop the Bucs and win the game.

Then, here comes Santa Claus.

The Bucs version of St. Nick, Ryan Clark (Joe will write more about him later), who shouldn’t have even been dressed for the game, blocks the punt and Sabby Piscitelli recovers at the Dixie Chicks-22.

The Bucs only need two first downs, or one big play, and they win the game. A quick 10-yard pass to Michael Clayton and the Bucs now have 1st and 10 at the Falcons’ 11 yard line knocking on the door.

Then, the Bucs did a remarkable job screwing themselves; A short run, a sack of Son of Bob, a penalty and the Bucs’ chances of getting a touchdown were done. Nothing like losing 20 yards in the red zone.

After the Bucs settled for a game-tying field goal, the defense held the Dixie Chicks to a three-and-out. Again, the Bucs again had a chance to put the game away only to see Son of Bob throw the chances away.

After two putrid runs, the Bucs had a third-and-eight on the Falcons-37. From the shotgun, Son of Bob is sacked. Again.

This wouldn’t have happened with Jeff Garcia.

Son of Bob had a chance to be a hero. Instead, he went down quicker than a cheap prostitute in a navy port. He looked like a China doll back there. No mobility and never really tried to escape a sack. Just fell down like a little girl.

Joe doesn’t know how that skunk can look into the eyes of Derrick Brooks or Ronde Barber after the performance the Bucs defense turned in today.

Bucs Lose In Overtime

December 14th, 2008
Ronde Barber pulls down his second quarter interception.

Ronde Barber pulls down his second quarter interception.

Falcons 13, Bucs 10 (OT)

Tremedous effort by an injury-plagued Bucs defense. They could have folded like a cheap tent after giving up 10 first quarter points. If the Bucs only had a quarterback, they would have won. Son of Bob actually played great — for his standards — by only throwing one interception. But how many times did he take a sack on third down?

Jeff Garcia wouldn’t have.

Joe had a tough time believing the Bucs were actually in the game in the end. But there they were with a chance to win it. But sacks and stupid penalties in the end cost them late in the fourth quarter.

Joe will have much more later on this tough loss.

Overtime!

December 14th, 2008

Joe’s holding off on fourth quarter comments because he doesn’t want to miss any of the overtime.

Third Quarter Thoughts Falcons 10, Bucs 7

December 14th, 2008

* Seems as though the defensive tackles are getting worn out. The last few plays of the third quarter seemed like the fourth quarter against Carolina.

* Naturally, Son of Bob ruins what was the best Bucs drive of the game after the fumble on the Bucs-1. Bryant was wide open over the middle but Son of Bob decides to throw into double coverage and an interception. He will throw two more this quarter.

* Nice play by Tanard Jackson to nearly force Matt Ryan into a fumble. It still killed the drive but great hands by Jackson.