“Slam” And “Seal”

September 15th, 2015

ali marpet 0612As Joe tries to transport from planet gloom and doom, Joe is aided by a film look at rookie right guard Ali Marpet. [read more]

“A Lot Of Holes”

September 15th, 2015
Titans WR Kendall Wright doesn't think much of Lovie Smith's defense.

Titans WR Kendall Wright doesn’t think much of Lovie Smith’s defense.

Very damning words from Titans wide receiver Kendall Wright about Bucs coach Lovie Smith’s defense, or Lovie’s gameplan against the Titans, whichever you prefer.

In a story typed by Jenny Vrentas of theMMQB.com, she spoke with Wright after the game about how the Titans chain-whipped the Bucs so badly at the Den of Depression, as if the Bucs defense was too busy gawking at cheerleaders. [read more]

Silver Lining: Ali Marpet

September 15th, 2015

Marpet2There was a constant through the endless Bucs training camp practices: rookie guard Ali Marpet got noticed, grinding play after play to the final whistle.

Yeah, Marpet was seen getting schooled — see Browns preseason game for more of that — but Marpet showed the talent and drive to be a winner. [read more]

“Wrong”

September 15th, 2015
Veteran sports columnist Gary Shelton chimes in.

Veteran sports columnist Gary Shelton chimes in.

Bucs fans were galled at the Den of Depression by what they witnessed Sunday.

It will take months — years? — of expensive therapy to somehow deal with that embarrassing display of defensive football, a defense whose charges were allegedly prepared (coughcoughcough) by a defensive mind. [read more]

NFC South Proves Revitalized

September 15th, 2015

If the Bucs had a pass rush, they could persuade Stinking Panthers QB Cam Newton from doing his Superman schtick.

The doormat of the NFL last season with a division winner under .500, the NFC South is back in a big way after Week 1. [read more]

“They’re Pitiful”

September 15th, 2015
Logan Mankins was on of three offensive linemen grilled by a former Buccaneer

Logan Mankins was one of three offensive linemen grilled by a former Buccaneer

There was rampant skepticism and fear surrounding the Bucs’ offensive line entering this season.

And it cranked up a couple of notches after Sunday’s debacle. [read more]

Get A Hold Of Yourselves!

September 15th, 2015
Leave Jameis alone!

Leave Jameis alone!

Joe just cannot believe after one half of bad football in his very first NFL game, in which he had to play catch-up (partly his own fault), Bucs fans are ready to shovel dirt in the face of America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. [read more]

Lovie “Has To Be A Great Coach”

September 15th, 2015
A Yahoo! Sports columnist has more harsh words for Bucs coach Lovie Smith.

A Yahoo! Sports columnist has more harsh words for Bucs coach Lovie Smith.

Joe knows avowed haters of America’s Quarterback, Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, erupted with glee Sunday the way Lovie Smith offered a woefully unprepared defense — yes, Joe heard what Lovie said yesterday.

More importantly, Joe saw with his own eyes what made Marcus Mariota, a rookie quarterback making his NFL debut, look like a combination of Joe Montana and John Elway in their prime. [read more]

Even Chucky Knows “A Mess”

September 15th, 2015
Chucky's bling seems like a century ago.

Chucky’s bling seems a century old.

The only coach to lead the Bucs to a Super Bowl win, Chucky, now works for BSPN.

And while he still lives in Tampa, Chucky was working this weekend in Atlanta prepping for Monday night’s Eagles-Dixie Chicks game. [read more]

Tight Ends Coach Talks About Toughening Up Austin Seferian-Jenkins

September 14th, 2015

austin seferian-jenkins 0812aJoe feels a little dirty writing about any Buccaneers player having a strong game yesterday. The scope of the 42-14 defeat was so all-encompassing.

But one guy who racked up numbers and turned heads was second-year tight end Austin Seferian-Jenkins. [read more]

Jameis Didn’t Get Trademark LeBeau

September 14th, 2015
(Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.)

(Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.)

The steady diet of exotic Titans blitzes many expected from cagey, blitz-happy defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau never materialized.

America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston was caught a bit surprised. [read more]

Lovie’s Defense Not Better (So Far)

September 14th, 2015
Ugly defensive numbers for Lovie's Bucs.

Ugly defensive numbers for Lovie’s Bucs.

OK, last year we heard time and again from One Buc Palace that the big reason the Bucs’ defense was lit up by the likes of Shaun Hill (!) and Derek Anderson (twice!!!) was because Bucs defenders were still learning Lovie’s defense. [read more]

Lovie: Unclear Status For Mike Evans

September 14th, 2015
"Not yet, V-Jax."

“Not yet, V-Jax.”

Joe’s not going to suggest stud wide receiver Mike Evans’ absence cost the Bucs a 42-14 loss yesterday to the lowly Titans. But one shouldn’t underestimate his impact on the offense. [read more]

Open Thread For Healing

September 14th, 2015

jameis 0831It’s a tough morning. Joe just can’t stop shaking his head and agonizing.

Joe turned on this webpage as a hardcore Bucs fans seven years ago, and that passion hasn’t waned. So with that angst in mind, Joe presents an open thread in hopes it will help fans heal after the seal-clubbing at the hands of the Titans yesterday.

Have your say in the comments below. Joe’s going out for fresh air.

The Calls For Lovie’s Head

September 14th, 2015

lovie 0613bLegions of Bucs fans are calling for their head coach’s head this morning.

The anger, disbelief and loss of hope is understandable. [read more]

“It Was Totally Unacceptable”

September 14th, 2015
Bucs CB Alterraun Verner wasn't fond of how his team played yesterday.

Bucs CB Alterraun Verner wasn’t fond of how his team played yesterday.

One of the nicest guys on the Bucs roster came out firing last night, and Joe was heartened to see someone PO’ed after such an insulting performance by the defense.

The words from Bucs cornerback Alterraun Verner were direct and clear: The Bucs shat all over themselves yesterday. [read more]

Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow

September 14th, 2015

marcus mariota 0913

Holy flag football defense It was that bad yesterday. As Joe wrote last night, that was the worst, most ill-prepared Bucs team.

Oh, sure, the Bucs have been alley-beaten too many times for Joe to count since the Bucs jettisoned Chucky. [read more]

Damning Words For Lovie Smith

September 14th, 2015
SI.com's Doug Farrar doesn't hold back on Lovie.

SI.com’s Doug Farrar doesn’t hold back on Lovie.

You saw it; Joe saw it.

And Joe is going to bet like most who watched that embarrassing debacle yesterday, you want to rinse your eyes this morning with battery acid. [read more]

Lavonte David Among The No-Shows

September 13th, 2015

LavonteDavidLavonte David is a great guy and a great player, but not tonight.

In fact, it was a stunningly invisible night for the new $10-million-per-year linebacker. [read more]

No Defense For Shoddy Run Defense

September 13th, 2015

gerald mccoy 0916After the Titans bolted to a 21-0 lead behind their passing game and pick-6 of America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, it was pretty clear what was coming next. [read more]

Titans One-Dimensional

September 13th, 2015
titans score

Bucs had no answer to Titans’ passing game early.

The goal of just about every defensive coordinator is to turn an opponent into a one-dimensional offense.

That way the defense can tee off. [read more]

Jameis Liked The Energy And Effort

September 13th, 2015

Jameis Winston 2There is no head-hanging from America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston.

In fact, Jameis referenced after the chain-whipping at the hands of the Titans how he emotionally was picking up teammates on the sidelines throughout the 42-14 loss today. [read more]