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“Clyde, the practice squad guys’ kids were playing red-light/green light in the hallway at 6 a.m. They’re lucky Antonio Brown quit the team.”
Joe wouldn’t have touched this if not for Tristan Wirfs and Cameron Brate both noting the same thing: one before yesterday’s loss to the Chiefs and one after. [read more]
No, this post isn’t about Tom Brady’s personal life. Stop being a gossip hound. [read more]
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BY IRA KAUFMAN
The Bucs never stopped ’em. Not really.
The NFL’s No. 1 scoring defense was overwhelmed at the line of scrimmage Sunday evening as the Chiefs gained a small measure of revenge for their lopsided Super Bowl loss in Tampa.
This was not a game to moan about Tampa Bay’s lack of offensive balance. Tampa Bay fell behind early and it soon became evident that Patrick Mahomes and his band of brothers were not to be denied.
The Chiefs came in averaging only 93 yards on the ground, but they passed that total by halftime. Clyde Edwards-Helaire and rookie Isiah Pacheco capitalized on enormous holes as Tampa Bay’s front 7 got their butts kicked from Dale Mabry to Bayshore Boulevard. [read more]
Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.
Ugly last night. So many warts exposed. Let’s get to it and harp on a few. [read more]
The first three games the Bucs tried to play ground-and-pound as if Mike Alstott and Warrick Dunn were back in the backfield. [read more]
Talks breakout.
Just thinking about it makes Joe want to stomp an empty can of Bromosa so hard the pain runs from ankle to hip. [read more]
Nearly perfect gameplan.
The way the Chiefs came out on fire against the Bucs was a master class of offense by Chiefs’ big-shot Andy Reid. [read more]
Free the offense!
The main thing that spooked Joe about the Bucs hiring a defensive coach to replace Super Bowl-winning coach Bucco Bruce Arians was that defensive coaches tend to be more cautious and avoid risk. [read more]
Rookie running back/returner Rachaad White.
Rookies must earn the trust of coaches in a hurry. That’s the just the NFL. And if you’re a rookie playing offense with Tom Brady, you best earn The Goat’s trust or you’ll be off the field. [read more]
Bucs coach Todd Bowles.
You knew it couldn’t last. [read more]
Bucs defensive back Logan Ryan is injured.
Joe is starting to wonder if a powerful flatulence emission at One Buc Palace is capable of injuring any of our beloved Buccaneers. [read more]
Terrible gameplans.
Joe thinks right about now the story that Tom Brady wanted to retire because Super Bowl-winning coach Bucco Bruce Arians adjusted each week’s game plan with a red pen is one of the biggest nonsense tales heard in years. [read more]
Head coach/defensive playcaller Todd Bowles took to the post-game podium following the Chiefs debacle and took responsibility for his team’s horrid defense. [read more]
Mike Evans broke a franchise record tonight, but he also leapfrogged some legends in the NFL record books. [read more]
“We’ll get there, Mike.”
If there is such a thing as good news after a kick-in-the-balls loss to the Chiefs at The Licht House, it’s that Tom Brady looks fantastic. [read more]
“Where’s the run defense?”
The unthinkable happened tonight. Our beloved Buccaneers defense didn’t show up after allowing just 27 points through the first three games of the season. [read more]
It’s a big-time game for our beloved Buccaneers team. This Sunday Night Football spotlight is the difference between 3-1 and 2-2.
Huge!!!! Joe is fired up!
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