It didn’t start out as a pleasant Memorial Day holiday for Bucs left tackle Donald Penn. The proud resident of the City of Angels awoke to a story on PewterReport.com that alleged Penn is failing his weight tests regularly and, as a result, is in danger of not staying with the Bucs after the 2013 season.

This didn’t sit well with the normally laid back Penn, who took first to Twitter.

@DPENN70: This article here is some bullshit n false I been working hard n putting in work messed up my whole weekend

Then Penn reached out to the creator, curator and overall guru of ProFootballTalk.com, the great Mike Florio to vent.

In a tweet directed at our Twitter account, Penn declares that he’s “330 right now in the best shape I been in in a long time stop reporting bullshit I made all my weigh in last yr n this yr.”

He later added: “I still shut down the best DEs in the game n ball out every Sunday I gave up 4 sacks all yr last season get yo shit right.”

Penn then apparently realized that the information came not from us but from Pewter Report.

In addition, Florio has several other Twitters from Penn about the report in which Penn used various forms of colorful language that he has since deleted from his Twitter feed.

Unless the Bucs went out and got a left tackle — there’s not that many decent left tackles floating around looking for work at this time of the year — Joe finds it difficult to fathom Penn being bounced. Hell, the Bucs barely have the right tackle position locked up.

If anything affected Penn’s play last year, it was the loss of left guard Carl Nicks, forcing Penn to be spread out a little too thin.

Look, Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik and coach Greg Schiano don’t play games. If they are displeased, they won’t hide it, which is why cornerback Eric Wright had to crawl back with his hat in his hands begging for another chance, then Dominik went out and beefed up the corner position big time.

Could Penn be gone by 2014? Sure, shoot, Joe may be dead tomorrow for all he knows. This year, barring something terribly unforeseen, Joe expects Penn to be in the starting lineup in Gotham against the Jets.

There’s been little public chatter about winning a Super Bowl around One Buc Palace in recent years. Perhaps it’s often done privately or in hush tones, but Joe often senses a hesitation by Bucs brass and players to even say the words “Super Bowl.”

“Super Bowl” is just not a goal often verbalized by Bucs players, who just don’t seem to want to talk a big game or speak about the ultimate goal.

Joe has no problem with players staying humble and focusing on day-to-day improvement, but it was still good to hear Doug Martin reference winning a Super Bowl in a recent Buccaneers.com interview after an OTA practice last week.

The Bucs have nine young former Pro Bowlers on the roster — nine — plus imported blood in Darrelle Revis, Dashon Goldson, Carl Nicks and other Super-Bowl winning coaches and players that should bring a Super Bowl mentality. Also, a guy like Martin, a legitimate star out of the gate, should be dialed in to a championship mindset. Bravo!

Heck, new tight end Tom Crabtree was emphatic last week saying that there is “no dropoff” in talent on the Bucs roster comparted to what he left in Green Bay.

Bucs fans and players should be thinking and talking about a Super Bowl. It should be why we’re all here, and at least the current Buccaneers are legitimate longshots.

There is one regular commenter on this here corner of the interwebs who is absolutely stressed about who will be the Bucs’ strongside linebacker. This commenter is freaking out worse than a drinker who bought a house in a dry county and just realized it.

It’s May! There is a reason why NFL teams have training camps and preseason games to determine who will fill open positions.

One person who is not sweating is Bucs middle linebacker Mason Foster. The Bucs’ own version of Ric Flair was corralled by the Buccaneers.com video crew after a recent OTA practice and Foster said he is confident the Bucs linebackers will be strong this year.

“It’s good to get out here with the guys,” Foster said. “It’s good to actually play football but this is competition. We have a great group of guys. We have a lot of chemistry. We have a lot of athletes in the room. I am excited to see what we do this year.”

Now Joe was highly critical of former strongside linebacker Quincy Black and his subpar play during the Raheem Morris era. But when he got some coaching, Black had the best year of his career and even Bucs coach Greg Schiano believed Black was improving at the time of his injury.

So if Bucs coaches can coach up Black, Joe isn’t sweating bullets about who will replace him.

As for the commenter who nearly daily asks who will start at strongside backer, Joe feels so bad for him, Joe is almost inclined to lie and claim Player-X will succeed Black, just so said commenter can rest at night.

Joe always feels sheepish posting this each year, though Joe does it so the message is not forgotten.

One reason why we are able to choose to inhale beer, brats, brisket and pork and football is that a helluva lot of men and women gave the ultimate sacrifice. As the old saying goes, in our nation’s military engagements overseas over the past century, “heroes didn’t come home.”

This day is to remember those souls.

So amid sun and fun and beer and BBQ today, if for a brief moment, please remember we get to party and veg on the couch and enjoy NFL Network thanks to high price paid by others.

Happy Memorial Day! Enjoy your freedom today.

Clearly, a football coach wakes up from the drool stains on his pillow after dreaming of a lightning-fast return guy galloping down the sidelines for an easy six points.

That, in part, is why the Bucs asked for the rights to track star Jeff Demps when the Bucs unloaded LeGarrette Blount to Bill Belicheat. So what may happen with Demps? Stephen Holder of the Tampa Bay Times took a look.

Jeff Demps was the lone player not in attendance at last week’s first offseason practice, not a surprise given his current focus on track and field. The Olympic silver medalist and former Gator, traded to the Bucs last month from the Patriots, still is concentrating full time on sprinting during the offseason and isn’t expected around One Buc Place until the preseason — at the earliest. The Bucs seem content to put off any decisions about Demps’ future for at least a little while.

Let Joe just say he believes Demps signing with the Bucs is, well, dubious. Here’s why:

On the day of the trade, Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik stated that Demps “is interested” — Dominik’s exact words — in playing football. Demps’ goal is, however, to win a gold medal at the next Olympics.

Joe just doesn’t know if Bucs coach Greg Schiano is really on board waiting for a guy who is playing football as a hobby right now. That simply doesn’t seem to jive with Schiano.

Hey, it’s nice to think of having an Olympic medalist return kicks, but be honest, how many times has this worked out since Bullet Bob Hayes played for the Cowboys and 49ers in the mid-1970s? Track speed isn’t football speed.

A lot is riding on the hopes that Darrelle Revis can make a complete comeback from knee surgery.

No, Joe hasn’t had any adult beverages today. Yet. Now, like most Bucs fans, Joe is eager for the 2013 season to get underway as it promises to be much better than last year’s.

But what if? What if Josh Freeman continues to struggle and/or the Bucs don’t adequately fill the holes left at strongside linebacker, tight end and on the defensive front? What if Darrelle Revis struggles to return to form? Then you could look at the Bucs and see all sorts of gambles on the field and, yet again, the Bucs miss the playoffs.

What then? Andrew Astleford of Fox Sports Florida ponders the ugly thoughts.

“Darrelle is learning the system,” Schiano said later Monday. “He’s watching certain things, and then he’s doing other things with Todd. So it’s kind of a split deal there. But (it’s) all aimed at having him ready at the beginning of the season. That’s the main goal.”

There is plenty riding on Revis’ recovery – for him and Schiano, for Dominik and the Bucs’ medical staff, for the Glazer family and followers of a franchise that last reached the postseason after the 2007 campaign. Revis has the oft-repeated resume – a four-time Pro Bowl player, a three-time All-Pro, formerly The Best Player on the Jets – but the six-year, $96 million move that brought him to Florida remains a high-stakes gamble.

Revis has said Tampa Bay has taken a risk. He is confident the trust is well placed, but only time will show if he is proven correct. Many factors and unknowns remain to be sorted, and much about his status will stay a mystery until he runs out of a tunnel in a meaningful game for the first time since crumpling to the grass at Sun Life Stadium last September. For now, watching the cornerback’s rehab is like observing a dented Ferrari receive a new exterior, with fine attention given to the repair.

To be honest, Freeman playing well, to this point in his career, would be the exception, not the norm. Nobody knows how Tom Crabtree holds up for a full season of punishment, and there is no guarantee Da’Quan Bowers can stay healthy or Akeem Spence can replace Roy Miller.

But if Revis can’t return from his knee surgery, do heads roll at One Buc Palace?

To be fair, as Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik says, Revis at 80 percent is better than most corners. Very true.

Bucs honchos have talked a lot about how stud cornerback Darrelle Revis is going to be a major team leader.

Now there’s a little evidence out there.

Speaking in this Buccaneers.com video, Bucs rookie cornerback Johnthan Banks says Revis is “on the sideline coaching” him.

Joe saw Revis working with team trainers on practice fields and equipment at One Buc Palace, but it’s great to hear he’s getting hands-0n when he’s not focusing on rehabbing.

Interestingly, in the video Banks explains that Leonard Johnson is his brightest guiding light. Johnson clearly is an unselfish Buccaneer Man.

Bucs Pro Bowl defensive tackle was involved in a small car accident today, per his Twitter feed, and he’s OK as far as we know.

GMC was scheduled to throw out the first pitch at the Yankees-Rays game at the Fruitdome today but had the accident en route to the game, missing the chance to throw out the first pitch.

Details of the accident are unknown.

‏@Geraldini93: Apologies to all. Got in a car accident on way to game and it caused me to miss. Everybody is ok. … Thanx for all the concern. I’m ok. And at the game and rooting for @RaysBaseball. Preciate all the love!!

Well, it’s good to know GMC is OK. Thing is, even in minor accidents, things pop up later. Joe hopes that is not the case here.

Now, Joe will wait to see how long it takes before the other person involved in the accident tries to shake down GMC.

On Thursday night, NFL Network unveiled Vincent Jackson and Doug Martin on their coveted Top-100 Players in the league list, as chosen by the vote of NFL players. It’s the third season of the league honor. Jackson scored the highest ranking for a Buccaneer ever at No. 52. Martin checked in at No. 57.

Joe doesn’t want to take away from their honors, but the Top-100 list always reminds Joe of Josh Freeman being ranked 86th by his peers following the 2010 season, only his first full season as a starter.

Damn, that was “good Josh.” And here’s the link to the video of Freeman’s segment, much of it narrated by John Abraham.

It feels like ancient history, but it wasn’t that long ago that Freeman was a ferocious, fearless, intimidating and consistent presence.

The No Excuses Tour heads to Tropicana Field from Tampa Lee Roy Selmon’s locations. Click here for the schedule.

Catch the famous No Excuses Tour bus departing Lee Roy Selmon’s locations in Tampa for this weekend’s entire Yankees-Rays series.

Your Paradise Worldwide Transportation chauffeur is waiting — and it’s only $9.95 roundtrip!

More than 1,000 fans have enjoyed this amazing service.

Of course Mike Glennon will get more snaps in preseason games this summer than Josh Freeman. Backups always get more preseason snaps.

Joe loves how some people are reaching crazy conclusions believing Josh Freeman’s days in Tampa Bay are numbered. Take the notion that Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik is creating a smokescreen designed to grease the wheels for Freeman’s exit from the Bucs, as someone suggested in an ESPN NFC South chat.

Luke (Northdale)

I have a hard time believing Dominik when he says Glennon will get “most” of the snaps in pre-season. Are they really considering letting him start right out of the gate?

Pat Yasinskas

As I said before, I’m pretty sure Freeman will be the opening-day starter. If he gets off to a rough start, then we could see Glennon as the season goes on.

Good grief! Apparently people don’t watch the Bucs in the preseason.

Just how many snaps did Freeman have last year in preseason? Freeman was 18-of-34 passing for 164 yards last preseason. So he probably took 50-to-60 snaps. But to suggest a backup will get more snaps than the starter is pretty much a no-brainer. Dominik isn’t trying to con anyone.

Backup quarterbacks regularly get more snaps in preseason games than starters. Dominik stating Glennon will get more snaps in preseason than Freeman is simply common sense.

Bucs fans can debate over cold beers at their favorite watering hole who the most valuable Buccaneer is.

Not counting new arrivals such as Darrelle Revis and/or Dashon Goldson, one could easily make an argument for Vincent Jackson or Doug Martin or Carl Nicks, or even Lavonte David.

As far as defensive linemen go, Neil Hornsby, founder of Pro Football Focus, has determined that Bucs defensive tackle Gerald McCoy isn’t just a valuable member of the Bucs, but he is the second-most valuable defensive linemen in the NFL.

Not sure how Hornsby came up with the calculations for this honor, being a non-stat guy, Joe isn’t sure he wants to know.

Joe found it interesting Hornsby’s research shows GMC to be so valuable, yet how many Bucs fans were ready to run GMC out of town at this point last year, including loud radio voices?

Now “this Joe” remembers turning to the “other Joe” at about midseason last year saying, “if Gerald McCoy goes down, this team is screwed.”

That, my friends, is a valuable player.

Now Let Joe be bluntly honest here: No Bucs running back is going to take snaps away from Doug Martin. That would be nuts.

Martin is among the best running backs in the league. If anything, you want to give him more carries (though to be careful, you don’t want to wear the guy down).

Joe finds it interesting that that a sixth-round pick like Mike James is getting so much love. Sure, James, a Polk County guy, seems to be a really good dude, a guy you want to root for. That written, he was a sixth-round pick.

Matt Williams, an NFL scout for ESPN, has written about the Bucs running backs and he too seems smitten with James.

Doug Martin was a phenom in his first season, accumulating nearly 2,000 combined yards even though the Buccaneers were missing their high-priced guards to help pave the way. Martin entered the league NFL-ready with an excellent all-around game. He is a very good, but not great, receiver. The same is true for his pass protection. He should only get better in both areas. But Martin is already a very good runner who can get to the corner with speed, break long runs and handle the physical pounding at the position. He is an excellent interior runner. Rookie sixth-round pick Mike James could be Martin’s direct backup, but Tampa Bay also used a seventh-round pick last year on Michael Smith. Brian Leonard is on the roster, as well. James isn’t flashy but has size and isn’t a dancer. Smith has more quickness to his game, but probably wouldn’t be suited for a large role if Martin were to miss time. Leonard plays hard and is a good blocker and receiver. He is also an accomplished special-teams player and knows how to help a team. Don’t be surprised if the Buccaneers consider adding a veteran running back before training camp opens.

Perhaps there is something to the bouquets being thrown to James. Running backs are a dime a dozen, Joe has often written. Shoot, Mike Shanahan is notorious for finding strong running backs in the middle- to late-rounds. It all depends on the front line.

And yes, the Bucs have strong offensive line, especially with Davin Joseph and Carl Nicks coming back healthy. Last year the offensive line, in the latter stages of the season, wore down. That was not just because Joseph and Nicks were out, but guys starting were worn out because they were not used to starting many weeks in a row.

This became a snowball effect. With Nicks on the sidelines, Donald Penn started to get overextended. Jamon Meredith was definitely exposed.

So with a healthy line, maybe there is reason to be excited about James?And Michael Smith is still captain of the inactive list.

Greg Schiano is all fired up about Mason Foster

Nearly channeling the “yungry” moniker of his predecessor, Greg Schiano said he’s jacked up about the young blood on the front lines of his defense.

Steve Duemig, of WDAE-AM 620, asked Schiano about the Bucs’ front-7 last night. And it’s clear the head coach is brimming with love and confidence.

“I am really excited about our front-7. I think they’re going to play well. We’re young. We’re aggressive,” Schiano said. “These kids we drafted are also going to be able to provide depth for us. But, you know, when you have a guy like Gerald McCoy, who I think is as good as there is in this league, he sets the tone and he sets the tempo.

“And Adrian Clayborn, I mean you should see him. He’s changed his upper body. You know instead of letting the knee injury become a negative, he made it a positive and really worked hard. Really looks great. And Da’Quan Bowers, same thing. So these guys I really believe are ready. And a guy that doesn’t get any credit is Daniel Te’o-Nesheim. All he did was make plays all last year. You know, no one knows his name, but I’ll tell you what, he makes plays and he does what we ask of him.

“And then the linebacker corps I’m excited about. Everbody knows Lavonte David played lights out. And I think Mason Foster, from the day the season was over this guy’s been working line a madman, and we’re going to be excited to see what he does. It’s going to be fun.”

Joe loves hearing the coach all fired up (you can listen below).

And Joe also hopes Schiano is right when he says he believes Bowers and Clayborn are ready to excel. The Bucs have an awful lot riding on their backs

Interesting chat that Tampa Tribune Bucs beat writer Woody Cummings had with “The Fabulous Sports Babe” on WHFS-FM 98.7 this week.

Cummings was asked why the Josh Freeman-Mike Glennon faux controversy keeps popping up every two weeks or so, and Cummings said he believes the fires are ignited by none other than Bucs coach Greg Schiano.

”This Mike Glennon thing, I don’t now to describe it? It’s a little campfire that every once in a while it looks like it is going to burn out then all of a sudden it comes back. But you know who is stoking the fire? It is Greg Schiano. Look, he has said repeatedly that Josh Freeman is his quarterback. He has said it, that Freeman can take us to where we want to go, and I assume that means the Super Bowl. Every once in a while Schiano goes out and tells someone like Dan Pompei, a darn good reporter, he goes out and tells Pompei (Freeman is quarterback) unless Glennon beats him out.

“I don’t think that happens, not for weeks, but months or a few years. Again, it’s a little flame in the embers again and we have to go out and put out the fire. It is clear they think they have something in Mike Glennon. We are a long way away out to finding out what that is I think. If something happens to Josh, they think they have a pretty good option behind him.”

It was intriguing that Cummings believes that Glennon is possibly “years” away from starting.

Yes, it keeps popping up, Freeman vs. Glennon. Joe suspects this will carry through training camp and only Freeman will be able to put out that campfire with his play.

Joe will write this again: There is no quarterback controversy for the Bucs. Freeman is clearly the best bet to carry to the Bucs to January games. His future with the Bucs rests in his hands. A good season will bring him a handsome reward. A lousy season may have him looking for work in Chicago or Cleveland or Cincinnati, to name a few possible landing spots.

“Alright Mark, I’ve revised Mark Barron’s 3 p.m. feeding to a 13 ounce grouper sandwich on a whole wheat roll with a side of roasted yellow squash and a sweet potato.”

Boy, that Greg Schiano really knows how to loosen the belt — at least for those who aren’t too fat.

The folklore surrounding the micromanaging of the New Schiano Order is legendary, from limiting hot food, to obsessing about room and airplane temperature, movie titles, pasta noodles and more. But Schiano is easing up a little. Certain Bucs players no longer will be force-fed, so Schiano explained to the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve Duemig, on WDAE-AM 620 last night.

Greg Schiano: One of the things that I’ve always done with every team I’ve been head coach of is I do an extensive survey with our players. And I got a ton of great feedback, and we’ve started to implement some of those changes. You know, I don’t agree with them all, obviously, some of them are half-baked. But there’s a lot of them that are really good suggestions. …

Steve Duemig: What was one that jumped out off the page of the players’ requests. Taco Tuesdays?

Schiano: Not far from it. (laughing) Not far from it. You know, some of things, like the guys who were consistently making their weight, why should they have to have mandatory meals? They’re grown men. And I agree with them. You know, but it’s just something that you don’t think about and they didn’t share with me. But one of the things that helped last season is I would meet with our captains every Friday morning, and what a great thing that was. They would keep me abreast of what kinda the feeling was in the locker room. We made adjustments as we went. So I think that helped. And then the surveys and being able to gather that information was real, real helpful.

Joe gets a real laugh out of the obsessiveness of the New Schiano Order. As long the players buy in, which they seem to do, and Schiano remains honest and communicative with them within the regime, then Joe doesn’t have any problem with the discipline.

Schiano will be viewed as a controlling loser if the Bucs don’t win, and he’ll be a 21st-century, old-school genius if the Bucs are winners. So he might as well do it his way.

The No Excuses Tour heads to Tropicana Field from Tampa Lee Roy Selmon’s locations. Click here for the schedule.

Catch the famous No Excuses Tour bus departing Lee Roy Selmon’s locations in Tampa for this weekend’s entire Yankees-Rays series.

Your Paradise Worldwide Transportation chauffeur is waiting — and it’s only $9.95 roundtrip!

More than 1,000 fans have enjoyed this amazing service.

There was so much talk last season about the New Schiano Order “changing the culture” and plucking Buccaneer “weeds in the roses.” It was nauseating chatter but necessary after the “country club” work ethic under Raheem Morris.

Well, it seems that the New Schiano Order changes were very evident during this week’s OTA practices, so explained Gerald McCoy in this Buccaneers.com video after a team training session this week.

“Having a year under our belts and just knowing what to expect has helped out a lot. You know, guys are not complaining anymore,” McCoy said. “They know how things go around here. And it’s just ritual. It’s not routine anymore. We call it, ‘ritual.’ So it’s ritual to work the way we work now, and everybody’s enjoying it.”

McCoy went on to praised the tempo of practice versus this time last year, as well as the conditioning level of the team.

Whether the improved attitude and work ethic translates into wins is unknown — hey, Raheem won 10 in 2010 — but it surely can’t hurt.