The Return Of The Muscle Hamster

August 24th, 2015
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Doug Martin takes a handoff from “America’s Quarterback.” Joe thinks it is safe to say the “Muscle Hamster” has returned. Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Joe had heard Doug Martin say how he is healthy and ready to rock and roll this year.

Then again, what did Joe expect Martin to say, he wanted to barf on Evan Smith and get cut?

So Joe was skeptical entering the preseason games of what Martin could do. [read more]

Three First-Quarter Sacks!

August 24th, 2015
George Johnson almost made fans forget Michael Bennett tonight

George Johnson almost made fans forget Michael Bennett tonight

Look, when a Tampa Bay defensive end has a sack and a half before halftime, and the Bucs have three first-quarter sacks, local fans collectively have a football orgasm. [read more]

Hamstring Injury Shuts Down Mike Evans

August 24th, 2015
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No catches this preseason for Mike Evans

The Bucs play the Titans in 19 short days, and Mike Evans has a new hamstring injury.

It’s unclear what happened in tonight’s game against the Bengals. [read more]

Jameis Dazzles, Leaves Injured

August 24th, 2015
Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Updated: 9:43 p.m. America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, drove the home crowd wild this evening in his local debut.

First, there were the eight completions in 13 attempts and a rushing touchdown against the Bengals, and then there was the ankle/foot injury. [read more]

Bengals-Buccaneers Open Thread

August 24th, 2015

bucs cheerleader 1117America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, takes the field tonight for his first home game, Monday Night Football.

The open thread is in the all new JoeBucsFan Message Boards. The direct link is HERE.

The message board is easy. If you haven’t already, just register, confirm the automatic email, and then sign in and play. Easy!

Have fun. Bad words and naughty posters will be filtered.

Go Bucs!

Gameday Tampa Bay

August 24th, 2015

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Preseason Game Two

Bengals at Bucs

Kickoff: 8 p.m.

TV: BSPN, WMOR-TV Channel 32 locally (NFL Network will rebroadcast the game at midnight tonight, Tuesday at 4 p.m. and Thursday at 1 p.m.) [read more]

Demar Dotson Talks Return

August 24th, 2015
Bucs RT Demar Dotson is eyeing an earlier return than first thought.

Bucs RT Demar Dotson is eyeing an earlier return than first thought.

Man, when Joe saw injured right tackle Demar Dotson on crutches last week, Joe thought the dude was on stilts he is so big.

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet, Dotson injured his knee late in the first half of the first preseason game because Lovie Smith feared for the safety of “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. [read more]

No Jameis Plan For Kwon Alexander

August 24th, 2015
Rookie starting middle linebacker Kwon Alexander

New quarterback of the Bucs defense Kwon Alexander, per Lavonte David, is traveling a road different from that of the No. 1 overall pick.

The philosophy of preparing Kwon Alexander to start as a rookie middle linebacker seems to be a lot different from what’s going on with America’s Quarterback, rookie Jameis Winston.

Lavonte David explained. [read more]

Subpar Line Play Not Lost On Licht

August 24th, 2015
Bucs AC/DC-loving GM Jason Licht discusses draft strategy.

Bucs AC/DC-loving GM Jason Licht discusses draft strategy.

Last year, the Bucs’ offensive line was such an unmitigated trainwreck, fans wanted to heave a warm $9 beer on the field of play at the Den of Depression, if not just plain heave. [read more]

Free Ryan Delaire

August 24th, 2015

Ryan DelaireBack in the early days of the Raheem Morris administration, Tampa Bay had a young defensive end with a superior get-off and a bit of a nasty edge to him.

That guy went on to great stardom. [read more]

Titans Watch: 20 More Days

August 24th, 2015

Ken Whisenhunt, Marcus MariotaJoe’s already called opening day against the Tennessee Titans on Sept. 13 in Tampa a “must-win.”

It’s not a must-win for the standings. Duh. But it is necessary for the psyche of a fanbase that hasn’t seen a home victory since 2013, and compares Jameis Winston to Marcus Mariota. [read more]

“I Always Got Something To Say”

August 24th, 2015

jameis 0820Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, believes rookies should be seen and heard, if that’s who they are.

Jameis let loose last week and explained that he knows his limits in the Bucs’ locker room — for now. [read more]

Bucs Don’t Need Edge Rush

August 24th, 2015
Former Bucs DT Booger McFarland, star of both the SEC Network and SiriusXM NFL Radio, dispelled a years-long narrative by the Bucs that the team needs an edge rush to pressure quarterbacks.

Former Bucs DT Booger McFarland, star of SEC Network and SiriusXM NFL Radio, dispelled a years-long narrative by the Bucs.

So many people from One Buc Palace cry to the sky how the team needs an edge rush to enable All-Pro defensive tackle Gerald McCoy to jostle, mock and rob opposing quarterbacks each and every play.

Joe hears this so much he wants to toss his breakfast in the front yard of his neighbor’s house that flies a Redskins flag daily. [read more]

“Pressure Is On Us”

August 24th, 2015
Bucs DT Clinton McDonald talks about the pressure there is on the Bucs defense.

DT Clinton McDonald talks about the pressure on the Bucs’ defense.

You have heard the saying, “It all starts up front.” Well, for Bucs coach Lovie Smith and his defense, it really does start up front.

Pressure will make this defense hum. [read more]

Lovie Spying On Players

August 24th, 2015

tablet spyingBe careful what you do at home with those Surface tablets the team gave you, Bucs players. You better be watching game film and not those Jenna Jameson flicks.

Why? Because Bucs coach Lovie Smith is watching! [read more]

10 Need-To-Knows: For Profit Lawyer Referral Services

August 24th, 2015

GavelYou’ve listened to and seen the advertisements for 411 Pain and other lawyer referral services.

Dolman Law Group has typed up 10 things you should know about them. Here’s the full entry on the Dolman Law blog. It’s an important read for those seeking legal representation.

Titans-Rams Open Thread

August 23rd, 2015
Marcus Mariota give the NFL his second try tonight.

Marcus Mariota gives the NFL his second try tonight.

A couple of teams on the Buccaneers’ schedule square off tonight on FOX at 8 p.m.

It’s a preseason clash between hated Marcus Mariota and the Titans, the Bucs’ opening-day opponent, and the nasty defensive line of the Rams and quarterback Nick Foles.

Bang it right here in the comments on all things Mariota and the Titans. Perhaps Bucs officials reading this will give weight to your opinions.

“We Have Some Competition There At Right Guard”

August 23rd, 2015
Is Garrett Gilkey winning the right guard job?

Is Garrett Gilkey winning the right guard job?

Please-never-again center Garrett Gilkey is in the mix to start at right guard.

Gilkey was the starter there for the Bucs’ preseason opener and was a force early in a successful run game. And then there’s the latest take from offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter. [read more]

The Ghost Of Michael Clayton

August 23rd, 2015
Former Bucs DT Booger McFarland reminded Bucs fans of another receiver who had an outstanding rookie season, and then fell off the map.

Former Bucs DT Booger McFarland reminded fans of a Bucs receiver who had an outstanding rookie season and fell off the map.

Joe just loved the fact Mike Evans, with downright slop for a quarterback, developed into one of the top receivers in the NFL as a rookie.

Joe lays awake at night not only wondering what Evans still can be, but with “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, now throwing to him, just how lethal that combination could be. [read more]