Archive for 2015

Retooling The Offensive Line

Tuesday, February 10th, 2015
A BSPNer believes LT Anthony Collins should be kept as a reserve lineman, which he was at Cincinnati.

A BSPNer believes LT Anthony Collins should be kept as a reserve lineman, which he was at Cincinnati.

After the Bucs select a quarterback to begin the 2015 NFL draft — if they don’t, they have major, serious ‘splainin’ to do — things get interesting.

The Bucs need help at safety. The Bucs need help at linebacker. Dear God, the Bucs need help at defensive end, and dudes walking around with a white cane can see what a colossal mess the offensive line is. (more…)

“Quietly Disappointing”

Monday, February 9th, 2015

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Joe stated previously that the Bucs could look to upgrade as many as nine starting positions. If Joe can see that, surely Bucs coach Lovie Smith can see that.

And how that translates into “on the verge,” Joe just can’t quite figure out without the help of Jack Daniels. (more…)

Top 30 Buccaneers Mysteries Of 2014 – No. 22

Monday, February 9th, 2015

Who could forget the Captain?

In many ways, Tampa Bay’s 2014 season was more bizarre than the MRSA-infected, quarterback-gone-mental, Fire-Schiano-billboards campaign of 2013.

There were plenty of real Bucs mysteries last year, and Joe’s revisiting the most interesting of the bunch. (more…)

Stats Vs. Evaluation

Monday, February 9th, 2015
The stat geeks are not impressed with Bucs DE Jacquies Smith.

The stat geeks are not impressed with Bucs DE Jacquies Smith.

It just blows Joe’s mind that year after year after year, no matter who runs the show, no matter who the shot-caller is, the Bucs urinate in the wind trying to find an edge rusher.

It is sad the team has yet to retain a replacement for Simeon Rice (who Joe thinks should be under serious consideration for the Pro Football Hall of Fame). For goodness sake, that was nine years ago. (more…)

Inevitable Greg Hardy Lust

Monday, February 9th, 2015
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During the glory years, Bucs fans, and the President, embraced a running back with a bad history.

Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy is a manbeast young Pro Bowl pass rusher who missed nearly all of last season courtesy of the NFL, a result of a North Carolina judge saying he was guilty of misdemeanor domestic abuse. (Chilling and sometimes humorous highlights here.)

But Hardy appealed and demanded a jury trial, and his case was thrown out today. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “Controlled Environment”

Monday, February 9th, 2015

Jameis WinstonCrab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

“I Think Glennon, He Should Be The Future Of Tampa.”

Monday, February 9th, 2015

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Awaken the Mike Glennon Mob!

A man inside the Bucs’ locker room last season weighs in on the ousting of Tampa Bay’s young quarterback. (more…)

Why?

Monday, February 9th, 2015

whyJoe just doesn’t get it. The thought drives him out of his mind. The following premise makes zero sense in any way shape or form:

The Bucs should trade back and pass on drafting a quarterback. (more…)

The 20K Mark

Monday, February 9th, 2015

joemugshotJoe’s somewhat stunned by a new plateau that was reached over the weekend.

As JoeBucsFan.com turned 6 1/2 years old, Joe typed up his 20,000th post on these pages. (more…)

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Monday, February 9th, 2015
New Bucs OC Dirk Koetter wants a quick mind calling signals.

New Bucs OC Dirk Koetter wants a quick mind calling signals.

Bucs fans are trying to play Maxwell Smart to figure out who the Bucs will choose as their next quarterback come April 30 (if Tampa Bay drafts a quarterback).

One reason fans are trying to be sleuths (and the Bucs are doing their best with their own version of Enigma) is there is nothing else going on. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “Smart” Pick

Sunday, February 8th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

Fixing The Offensive Line

Sunday, February 8th, 2015

Man, the offensive line was some kind of bad last year. Joe wonders if turnover-prone quarterback Josh McCown had to seek a shrink after getting pounded like a red-headed stepchild. (more…)

Top 30 Buccaneers Mysteries Of 2014 – No. 23

Sunday, February 8th, 2015
A coaching non-move makes the list

A coaching non-move makes the list

In many ways, Tampa Bay’s 2014 season was more bizarre than the MRSA-infected, quarterback-gone-mental, Fire-Schiano-billboards campaign of 2013.

There were plenty of real Bucs mysteries last year, and Joe’s revisiting the most interesting of the bunch. (more…)

Report: Bucs Playing With $23 Million+

Sunday, February 8th, 2015

lovie and lichtThe Bucs have a pile of cash to play with when the free agency dinner bell rings in 30 short days.

And they could almost double it by cutting dead weight, such as Josh McCown’s fat, $5 million contract. (more…)

“He Looked Good To Me”

Sunday, February 8th, 2015
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Three-time Pro Bowler and four-time Super Bowl champion Ken Norton, Jr.

Three-time Pro Bowler and four-time Super Bowl champ Ken Norton, Jr., was named defensive coordinator of the Raiders yesterday.

Joe talked to Norton about the Bucs during Super Bowl week in Phoenix. (more…)

Numbers Not Good For Goldson

Sunday, February 8th, 2015

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Oh, there are going to be changes on the Bucs. There better damn well be!

When you are the worst team in the NFL, when you win but two games, if there are not significant changes, then NFL s(p)it rolls uphill, not so much downhill. (more…)

Jameis Watch: The Next Eli

Saturday, February 7th, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)

Top Buccaneers Mysteries Of 2014 — No. 24

Saturday, February 7th, 2015
A Lovie Smith quote remains mysterious and baffling

A Lovie Smith quote remains baffling five months later

In many ways, Tampa Bay’s 2014 season was more bizarre than the MRSA-infected, quarterback-gone-mental, Fire-Schiano-billboards campaign of 2013.

There were plenty of real Bucs mysteries last year, and Joe’s revisiting the most interesting of the bunch. (more…)

Final Bucs Trade Nets Two-Pick Jump

Saturday, February 7th, 2015

CasillasmugPlayer trades aren’t too common in the NFL, but Tampa Bay has made plenty under the Jason Licht-Lovie Smith regime.

The Bucs love to pick up that red phone. (more…)

Tampa-2 Just A Tool

Saturday, February 7th, 2015
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A counterpoint to Chucky

The way the Bucs defense got absolutely lit up like a roman candle on the Fourth of July early last season, Joe couldn’t believe his eyes. Lovie Smith was supposed to be a defensive guru.

Defensive gurus don’t get seal-clubbed the way the Bucs did against the Dixie Chicks and the Crows. It was embarrassing. (more…)

Not Just Turnovers

Saturday, February 7th, 2015

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Joe always is suspicious of stats. Aside from the fact stats give Joe flashbacks to nuns with pointers and grade school math classes, Joe learned in high school that anyone can twist numbers any way they like in order to prove a point. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “Super Wrong”

Friday, February 6th, 2015
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Keyshawn Johnson lashes out

Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon and Josh McCown.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback to wear No. 5 ever in the state of Florida. (more…)