
Joe wonders whether the Bucs not drafting an offensive lineman means there are high expectations for Arron Sears.
Joe’s wants to share some happiness.
Here’s a group of nine who’s probably drinking champagne or sleeping soundly right now:
9. Sabby The Goat – He’s grazing comfortably about now. The Bucs didn’t try and replace him. Joe’s not suprised. All along Joe was confident Raheem The Dream would keep his plan to “fix” Sabby The Goat in time for 2010.
8. King of Turds – Call Joe an unforgiving ass, but Joe always roots for the Bucs to cut Jerramy Stevens, aka King of Turds. No tight end in this draft means he’s coming back — again. Joe wonders, if Stevens is so valuable, why haven’t the Bucs figured out how to use him?
7. Stylez White – By only drafting a defensive end with their final seventh round pick, the Bucs eliminated all doubt that White would enter a season as the starting right end for the first time. And it’s a contract year for him to boot. Plus, the Bucs added two manbeasts in the middle of the line. What more could White have asked for? White’s got to get double-digit sacks, and the Bucs desperately need him to stay healthy. Stylez is taking this opportunity very seriously, so he told Joe.
6. Kyle Moore – Immediately following the draft, when asked why the Bucs didn’t draft a left defensive end with great promise, Raheem The Dream responded by praising Moore’s offseason preparation and improvement late in 2009. The Bucs passed on Jimmy Wilkerson in free agency, didn’t draft a top defensive end and obviously have Moore and Tim Crowder targeted to fight it out at left end and/or backup Stylez White. Moore has to be happy he didn’t get the Roy Miller treatment in this draft.
5. Kareem Huggins – Dominik passed on a running back, thereby letting Raheem The Dream have an easier path to the roster for his Hostra boy on the practice squad. Huggins looked good at running back in preseason last year before a minor knee injury. With Clifton Smith returning from concussions, Joe’s guessing Smith’s not going to get many, if any, carries in 2010.
4. Michael Clayton haters – The blocking icon’s chances of making the final roster went from about 80 percent to 20 percent in a matter of hours.
3. Josh Freeman – His spouse, the head coach, didn’t let him down.
2. Arron Sears – While Sears remains under lock and key and shrouded in a cone of silence at One Buc Palace, the Bucs didn’t draft an offensive lineman. Perhaps they were fearful Sears would need to wear a helmet year-round if they did. Or perhaps Sears is coming along very well and the Bucs expect him back at full strength.
1. Chucky – The BSPN faithful know he loves everyone and everything, man.