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Monday, November 5th, 2018

This will make you Frisbee your bowl of corn flakes across the kitchen. (more…)

The Days Of Speaking Softly Are Over

Monday, November 5th, 2018

It’s a mess and Justin “The Commish” Pawlowski, leader of the Stick Carriers, is not holding back. And neither are fans. Be a part the podcast. Just email a 90-second-or-less audio blast to BucsUncensored@gmail.com. Listen or subscribe along with many thousands of Bucs fans on iTunes right here, or at Podbean.com. Justin’s work is not influenced by JoeBucsFan.com. Joe just thinks it’s very, very special. **CAUTION: some R-RATED language!** 

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DJax Not Happy With Allegations

Monday, November 5th, 2018

Irked by rumors.

There are people who believe Bucs star receiver DeSean Jackson has purposely divided the Bucs locker room and in the process has Pearl Harbored the career of America’s Quarterback, Pro Bowler Jameis Winston. (more…)

Keep An Eye On John Harbaugh

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Bucs fans know what the horrid stink of a sinking franchise smells like.

We were shocked by it in December 2008. And we inhaled it in 2011, and then swallowed it whole in 2013 before being told to embrace it as 2014 came to a close. (more…)

Anyone See The End Of The Seahawks Game?

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

“Monk, Pete Carroll made us look bad.”

Joe has been in a foul mood ever since the Bucs coughed up 35 points in the first half today. That showing had the Q-word written all over it.

And then Joe blew a gasket watching the end of the Seahawks-Chargers game. (more…)

Ira Kaufman’s 10 Takeaways From Bucs-Panthers

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

BY IRA KAUFMAN

Dirk Koetter says the Bucs are mired in a depressing pattern this season.

Make that 11 seasons.

Koetter was referring to Tampa Bay’s habit of falling far behind in the opening half, only to stage a comeback bid that falls short. We’ve seen that play out against the Steelers, Falcons, Bengals and Panthers while the Bucs dropped 5-of-6 after a 2-0 start.

The overarching pattern, however, is far more depressing. The playoff drought is almost certain to reach 11 years and another regime change appears likely.

This team has changed defensive coordinators and quarterbacks, yet the losing continues. (more…)

GMC Cracking From Losing?

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Quiet.

It seems even the losing is starting to get to Bucs stud defensive tackle Gerald McCoy. (more…)

“Ryan Will Be Our Starter Next Week”

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Will sit and watch a journeyman with a 2-3 record who turns 36 soon

The Bucs appear to have officially thrown in the towel on America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston. (more…)

Flashback To 2017

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Ugly offense today.

Last year when the Bucs got blown out in domes, part of the reason was the offense had too many three-and-outs. (more…)

The Losing Koetter Pattern Is Clear

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

A quick look at the first halves of Dirk Koetter’s three seasons as head coach: 3-5, 2-6, 3-5.

Joe is not a big believer in coincidences. (more…)

No Heart

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

No obvious sense of urgency late.

Joe was watching the game today with a hardcore Bucs fan who admits his wife all but leaves him alone on Sundays knowing her husband is so locked in on the Bucs that he wouldn’t even know he has a family for three hours. (more…)

O.J. Howard On Extraordinary Pace

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

It’s time for a happiness break in the wake of another train wreck Bucs loss — in another train wreck Bucs season. (more…)

Matador Defense

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Even Bucs’ best LB whiffed.

Joe has to wonder where the Bucs thought Curtis Samuel was traveling to? (more…)

Invisible Defense

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

“My Fellow Americans, you can stop blaming me.”

Cam Newton completed 76 percent of his passes today. The eight-year veteran had only done that five times in his career.

The Panthers also averaged 5.6 yards per carry against the mighty Bucs defense. (more…)

Panthers Doing Something Right

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Gets value from players.

Want to know why the Stinking Panthers are better than the Bucs? Just watch the game (and look at the roster).

All over the field, the Panthers get production from their draft picks. The Bucs? Only get production from a handful of draft picks. (more…)

Panthers 42, Buccaneers 28

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Paper or plastic?

Those are the options this week for Bucs fans.

What an embarrassment. (more…)

Buccaneers-Panthers, Open Thread

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Vent and debate in the comments section with Buccaneers faithful from Lakewood Ranch, Orlando, South Tampa and beyond. Share your every thought on today’s chance absolute must-win game against the Panthers. Kickoff at 1 p.m.

Play nice!

And stick with Joe and Ira Kaufman after the game for spectacular postgame coverage.

Horrible Red Zone Defense

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Green light in red zone.

Joe’s not laying this at the feet of new Bucs defensive coordinator Mark Duffner. (more…)

“Gang Tackling”

Sunday, November 4th, 2018

Leading Panthers running back and receiver

Buccaneers legend Derrick Brooks did not hesitate for a second. (more…)