Bucs Set NFL Mark For Futility

September 27th, 2026

“Hahahaha! I wasn’t even that bad!”

How bad are things at One Buc Palace? Well, with the loss to the Vikings at The Licht House, the Bucs have now sunk to a level that not even lousy Lovie Smith reached.

That’s really, really bad.

Per researcher Evan Abrams of the Action Network, a gambling-centric site, the Bucs pulled off a record for NFL teams in the Super Bowl era.

Not since the start of the 1966 season has a team gone 12 straight games without covering a spread. No one. But the Bucs accomplished that tonight.

Joe understands gambling is not how the NFL is measured. But it sure is a sign that a team is not playing well. Even the sh!ttiest teams in NFL history have been able to cover once in a blue moon. But not the Bucs.

Twelve straight games without covering. As history suggests, even if a team was trying not to score, they eventually covered. The Bucs are also 2-10 during this streak.

That, boys and girls, is a sure sign that a team is underperforming. And boy, is this offense underperforming.

#Sad!

42 Responses to “Bucs Set NFL Mark For Futility”

  1. BA’s Red Pen Says:

    It’s a Bucs Life!

  2. Rod Munch Says:

    MVP MVP MVP!

  3. VancouverBuc Says:

    Let’s Bake!!

  4. Rocky Says:

    That snake guy looking pretty good right now. Snakes are the Glazers not him

  5. Bubby Says:

    Please fire Bowles. It’s time.

  6. Ghost of McKay Says:

    No other team had Bowles. We do. We all tried to tell them to dump him.

  7. Todd Says:

    “Super Bowl era record” sounded a lot cooler before I read the rest of the post.

    At this point, betting against the Bucs isn’t gambling. It’s direct deposit.

  8. Robert Says:

    On a lighter note, Mike Evans for the 49ers only took 3 games to get hurt

  9. Rod Munch is Wyndham Clark Says:

    🤮

  10. twill1422 Says:

    fire the cannon’s & this head coach.

  11. Tye Says:

    What do you expect from owners who thought it was a good idea to retain a Jets reject and WEAK resume!

  12. Boise Bucs Fan Says:

    As long as we don’t blame Bowles or Baker I’m good.

  13. George R Says:

    A $50 bet against the Bucs and letting ride each week, you would of won over $200K

  14. TampaBay1976 Says:

    Free money….rode the opponents all season so far….take the Pack next week…

  15. Bucsfan Says:

    Isn’t it funny that Kirk Cousins suddenly looks like a competent quarterback again as soon as he was able to get away from Zac Robinson?

  16. JZ Reel Says:

    Every article is Fluff until you report he’s been fired

  17. HeartyDickerson Says:

    Rod Munch Says:
    September 27th, 2026 at 8:24 pm
    MVP MVP MVP!

    Aren’t you the same dope that predicted Baker was going to play well today?

    Way to try play both sides of the fence

  18. Lakeland Says:

    I know Riley Dixon is home soaking his leg in Epsom Salt

  19. Flush Bowles Says:

    The Den of Depression is back. Once again after the game, Todd said his usual, “we’ve got to coach it better and we’ve got to play it better.” Well Todd, that’s clear to all of us, but the important question is HOW do you coach it better and play it better? It’s obvious that you don’t have the answer to that question.

  20. Vincente Says:

    Just bring Gruden back. Hes so hungry to stick it to the NFL he is going to have a great time in Tampa.

  21. Bucs East Coast Says:

    Here is a fun question Joe.

    Rank all Bucs Head Coaches in terms of being a good coach.

    For example Steeles, Packers, Patriots have had Ball of Fame (Sorry Bill) coaches.

    We are 50 seasons in the NFL. We had Chucky, and Tony Dungy. Tony got his Jacket, J
    Gruden for legal reason won’t.

    In 50 years, is that the only good coaches we have had? Or are we always having kay-a-way interim coaches.?

    Do we have a top 100 coach in the NFL? Ever?

    Tony was Home Grown, Gruden was bought. Why dont the Owners invest in wtru need coach? Rhajeem Morris? Greg Shiano? Movie smith? Where are they now? Winning Superbowls as head coaches?

  22. Rod Munch is Wyndham Clark Says:

    Make them wear creamsicle until they win. Earn the right to wear red and pewter each week.

  23. Rod Munch is Wyndham Clark Says:

    @Bucs East Coast, exactly! The Glazers should have enough experience to know the head coach matters. Good ones have won SBs or come close, bad ones have been baaaaad!

  24. buc4evr Says:

    Fire Bowles and Robinson . This team couldn’t be any worse without them.

  25. Popcornmike67 Says:

    Bucs are a MESS. OL line is playing bad, offensive play calling is bad, same BS every year, defense play a decent game, offense stinks and vice versa, today the new improved ST stunk. Common denominator, Bowles

  26. Rod Munch Says:

    HeartyDickerson Says:
    Aren’t you the same dope that predicted Baker was going to play well today?
    Way to try play both sides of the fence

    —-

    I was trying some reverse psychology where I just praised Baker and the team – said everything was great, the power of positivity…

    It didn’t work.

  27. Bucs Fan Since ‘76 Says:

    Cannot forget Bruce Arians. He was one of the reasons Brady signed here and that turned out pretty well. Probably would’ve delivered two Super Bowls had it not been for the Bowles Blitz.

  28. Robert Says:

    The Bucs are the only winless NFC team. Thankfully we are only the 16th. seed in the NFC.

  29. can-we-get-rid-of-licht-now-please Says:

    hey we need to remember the 1982 Bucs ! – we can do it again ! Jason Licht needs to put down the bottle of bourbon and get on the phone with the Giants to trade for Jameis

  30. Fanofdabucs Says:

    How about making a team punt 5 times in one quarter AND getting an INT inside the red zone and Baker and the offense only manage ONE FG!!!

    That is some damning stuff right there.

    The defense played great and Baker and his band of misfits couldn’t do squat.

    What a joke

  31. Rod Munch is Wyndham Clark Says:

    Did the defense play “great” or did the defense play a “not so great” offense? No aspect of the team was great, offense, defense, or special teams.

  32. BucsFan81 Says:

    So what Joe is saying is bet the other team to cover and then you can win money watching this crap show. You will need the beer money to get you through the game with how bad this team is playing.

  33. Josh Says:

    Good coaching hides a bad player’s flaws; bad coaching exacerbates them. That is the 2026 Bucs’ core problem. This roster has just as much talent as Seattle or Chicago, and it definitely has more talent than Jacksonville. Imagine if Tampa Bay had actually kept Liam Coen.

    I’ll just go live in my fantasy land now.

  34. Confido75 Says:

    I honestly did not think it would be this bad! I mean, I was thinking another .500 season without an NFCS crown and Bowles being jettisoned, but now its looking like an enema is needed at OBP.

  35. Itzok Says:

    FIRE THE
    D umb
    E excuse
    I ncompetent
    HIRE

  36. JS Says:

    Joe please go back to referring to Ray Jay as the Den of Depression. It’s time.

  37. OurYear Says:

    Munch is a douche. All talk , no real football knowledge. my guess is his ceiling was co-ed church flag football league. His dad coached so he got a few snaps.

  38. Simeon4HOF Says:

    HC Rd 1

  39. Dennis Says:

    Yea those dei hires are almost as bad as those wei hires.

  40. CosmoKramer Says:

    Vegas runs the NFL. It’s rigged. Just a soap opera for fat guys.

    And the script has Bowles as the Forest Gump of NFL coaches.

    He’s a brain dead loser.

  41. Cometowin2 Says:

    Jeramiah Smith WR Ohio State. Time to talk about the draft.

  42. Tony1775 Says:

    That was last season Joe 🤣. Bowles is going to coach it better you’ll see. This is a new season now. We only one game back in division we good….🫠

 

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