Da’Quan Bowers May Stay

March 7th, 2015

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If one is to believe a sports yakker from Houston, the Da’Quan Bowers era in Tampa Bay may not be ending soon. No, really allegedly. [read more]

Stop With The Percy Harvin Nonsense!

March 7th, 2015
Nitwit Percy Harvin has no business being in the same huddle as Bucs rookie quarterback (to be) Jameis Winston.

Nitwit Percy Harvin has no business being in the same huddle as Bucs rookie quarterback (to be) Jameis Winston.

Joe cannot believe how many Twitter messages he has received in recent days wanting the Bucs to go sign mental patient wide receiver Percy Harvin.

Joe can only imagine these folks are fantasy football types who only look at numbers. There isn’t a sane Bucs fan, who hasn’t had too much liquor, who would lobby for the ultimate NFL cancer to come to the Tampa Bay. [read more]

The Scary Nine

March 7th, 2015

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Joe will call them the Scary Nine.

ESPN NFL insider Adam Caplan wasn’t as harsh. [read more]

Stocker Returns

March 7th, 2015
(Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

(Photo courtesy of Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

It is true that tight end Luke Stocker re-upped with the Bucs. A trusted Bucs source tipped Joe off this morning. Stocker is returning to the Bucs as Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times Twittered. [read more]

Prepping For A-List, Splash Free Agent?

March 7th, 2015

lovie smith 0113The Buccaneers climbed the high diving board last year and plunged ass head first into the NFL free agency pool.

They made quite a splash — and they’re still cleaning up the mess. [read more]

Bad Review Of Offensive Line

March 7th, 2015

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As far back as last summer, Joe was scolded by various people, both on and away from this here corner of the interwebs, for being too harsh on the Bucs’ offensive line.

Joe was just not convinced the remade line would become the reincarnation of the 1970s Oakland Raiders’ front wall. And Joe was right. The offensive line was miserable beyond words. [read more]

Lovieball Could Spare Leonard Johnson

March 7th, 2015

BrooksLovieIt started with sage Bucs icon Derrick Brooks warning fans in July to dial back their expectations for the Buccaneers defense. [read more]

Bucs Cheerleaders Settle Lawsuit

March 7th, 2015

bucs cheerleader 0801Joe loves the Buccaneers cheerleaders but doesn’t write much about them because for some reason the team neither allows Joe exclusive locker room access to the ladies nor permits Joe to attend their dance practices.

And, for now, no Bucs cheerleaders invite Joe to go clubbing or to share sangria on St. Pete Beach. [read more]

Donald Penn Professes Love For Bucs

March 7th, 2015

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When a team finishes 2-14 and wins the Chase for Jameis, it’s pretty clear a mistake or two (or eight) happened along the way. Otherwise, the team wouldn’t reside in the NFL basement.

One mistake was giving up on left tackle Donald Penn for Anthony Collins. [read more]

Julius Thomas?

March 6th, 2015

The fantasy crowd loves Julius Thomas. The guy caught 12 touchdowns in each of the past two season from Peyton Manning in Denver.

A former Buccaneer also loves Thomas, and wants to see him signed by Tampa Bay immediately. [read more]

Top 30 Buccaneers Mysteries Of 2014 — No. 11

March 6th, 2015

McCowncryIn many ways, Tampa Bay’s 2014 season was more bizarre than the MRSA-infected, quarterback-gone-mental, Fire-Schiano-billboards campaign of 2013.

There were plenty of real Bucs mysteries last year, and Joe’s revisiting the most interesting of the bunch. [read more]

Three Thumbs Down On Winston

March 6th, 2015

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Joel Klatt, the former University of Colorado quarterback who now is a top NFL analyst for FOX, has been consistently a pro-Marcus-Mariota guy.

And now Klatt has cemented himself as anti-Winston. [read more]

Stop With “Face Of Franchise”

March 6th, 2015

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Joe’s about fed up with all this righteous moralism being directed at prospective Bucs quarterback Jameis Winston.

Why, yesterday, a former Bucs guard who makes a living behind a microphone got all Sunday tent preacher and basically lectured Winston, telling the young gunslinger he had to be a monk if he was going to lead Tampa Bay. [read more]

Jason Licht Talks Jameis Winston

March 6th, 2015
Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Bucs GM Jason Licht discusses hosting quarterback Jameis Winston at One Buc Palace earlier this week. Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Man, if Jameis Winston isn’t the front runner for the Bucs’ No. 1 overall pick, then the narrative the Bucs website is pushing on Winston is not just unprecedented, but way over the top. [read more]

Bailing On Bobby Rainey

March 6th, 2015

bobby rainey 1106After a strong start last season, Bobby Rainey had just two carries in Tampa Bay’s final six games.

Doug Martin got healthy. Charles Sims was force fed, and Rainey was buried. [read more]

Eyeing Akeem Ayers

March 6th, 2015

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Newsflash: The Bucs’ pass rush was to football what Rosie O’Donnell is to beauty.

Watching opposing quarterbacks clip their fingernails before throwing a pass made Joe want to toss his lunch just as much as when that thing O’Donnell accidentally happens upon Joe’s TV screen (until Joe rapidly grabs the remote). [read more]

The Blowback Has Begun

March 6th, 2015
The blowback from mostly positive national Jameis Winston coverage recently has begun.

The blowback from positive national Jameis Winston coverage has begun.

Eight more weeks to go until the NFL draft. Free agency the next six days or so will be a blissful respite in the draft chatter.

There is not much more to write now about the draft. Teams have scouted players for months if not years. [read more]

Winston Advised Of Stripper & “Questionable Girl” Rules

March 5th, 2015

JameisThere are unwritten rules when you’re the face of the franchise, which Jameis Winston is telling everyone he wants to be.

These rules, well, they go beyond the playbook. [read more]

Cosell Frowning On Winston

March 5th, 2015
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NFL Films analyst Greg Cosell, left, with Jameis Winston’s personal quarterback coach, dapper George Whitefield, at last month’s NFL Scouting Combine. Cosell is beginning to sour on Winston.

Maybe the NFL Films analyst and senior producer, the well-respected Greg Cosell, is studying too much film.

Maybe he is overthinking? He admits he is beginning to frown on prospective Bucs quarterback Jameis Winston. [read more]

Top 30 Buccaneers Mysteries Of 2014 — No. 12

March 5th, 2015

In many ways, Tampa Bay’s 2014 season was more bizarre than the MRSA-infected, quarterback-gone-mental, Fire-Schiano-billboards campaign of 2013.

There were plenty of real Bucs mysteries last year, and Joe’s revisiting the most interesting of the bunch. [read more]

Sign Him!

March 5th, 2015
Tom Krasniqi of WDAE-AM 620 believes Trent Cole should not leave One Buc Palace today without his signature on a contract.

Tom Krasniqi of WDAE-AM 620 believes Trent Cole should not leave One Buc Palace today without his signature on a contract.

Does Joe need to recount just how vomit-inducing the Bucs’ pass rush was (UH-gen) last year? It’s getting to be a laughingstock how this franchise simply cannot find a double-digit sack guy.

That leads Joe to Trent Cole, the recently released outside linebacker/defensive end formerly with the Eagles. [read more]