"Hey, Mr. Glazer, did you hear Mike Mayock say on the NFL Network last night that Stephon Gilmore has the best ball skills of any corner in the draft? Oh, you have Bright House cable at home? I'm sorry about that."

The years-old, fiery, often heated debate among Bucs fans — “Should troubled Bucs cornerback Aqib Talib stay or go?” — arose once again yesterday when his trial on gun-related assault charges was delayed until June.

This episode is just one of many that have surfaced with Talib, seemingly every four to six months, since he was drafted by the Bucs.

At least the man is not boring.

Some — such as Joe — believe the delay of the trial scheduled weeks after the draft raises the stakes that Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik will draft LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne with the fifth overall pick.

But hold up, says Joe’s good friend, “The Commish,” Justin Pawlowski of WQYK-AM 1010. Pawlowski is of the mind that Talib’s status with the long arm of the law in Texas has not now, nor will influence Dominik’s draft board.

I sincerely doubt Aqib Talib’s situation is effecting anything the Buccaneers are doing this off-season. I believe that Talib will be looked at as a luxury if he is with the team and allowed to play in 2012. Mark Dominik has always told me that you can never have enough quality cornerbacks. The Buccaneers have already signed one as a free agent, and I wouldn’t be shocked if another one is drafted in late April either.

This is an interesting thought to Joe. Dominik likely was approaching the 2012 season, prudently, with the thought that Talib would not be available because of his legal hassles, and the shadow of a suspension from NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell looming.

Whatever amount of games Talib suits up for the Bucs in what very well could be his final season with the team (his current contract expires after the 2012 season) is simply gravy on Dominik’s plate of mashed potatoes.

When news broke yesterday that Bucs troubled cornerback Aqib Talib had his trial on gun assault charges pushed back to late June, thus sort of putting the Bucs in a pinch about not knowing his 2012 season status prior to the NFL draft, Joe assumed the chances Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik selects LSU cornerback Morris Clairborne with the fifth overall pick all the more likely.

Joe’s assumption is what Tim Ryan wants to see happen.

The former Bears defensive tackle and current co-host along with Pat Kirwan on one of the most intelligent football shows in the free world, “Movin’ the Chains,” heard exclusively on SiriusXM NFL Radio, touched base with eye-RAH! Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune and suggested Dominik should do his organization a favor and just cut Talib now and wash their hands of his never-ending drama.

Speaking Monday at the start of the league’s annual spring meeting, Ryan said the Bucs can no longer count on Talib, who faces a trial [June 25] in Texas on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

“You can’t trust Talib — his behavior pattern tells you that,” said Ryan, who also co-hosts “Movin’ the Chains” on Sirius XM NFL Radio. “Even if he gets acquitted, you can’t trust him. How many opportunities has he had? It’s time to wave goodbye. He’s one of the most talented corners in this league, but you can’t control him. When it gets to crunch time, he reacts with poor judgment.”

Joe has a hunch the Bucs won’t cut Talib. Sure, if he pleads out, or worse, is found guilty, Talib also will have to stand in front of the court of NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell to face a suspension, since Talib is a repeat offender in the eyes of the league.

How many games Talib will be suspended — unless he is found innocent — remains to be seen. Given the fact that the 2012 season is Talib’s last under his current contract, Joe’s hunch is Dominik will take as many games as he can get from Talib, and then let him walk after the season.

Yeah, Joe sees the story by Bucs beat writer Rick Stroud that claims Ronde Barber will have to fight for a starting job. Joe’s believing that about as much as he believes Rachel Watson will knock on his door at the stroke of midnight begging Joe to pudding wrestle her.

Stroud, of TampaBay.com, talked to Greg Schiano and claims Barber will have to earn a starting nod.

In the end, Barber got what he wanted — a chance to compete as a starter.

“I see it like every other position,” Schiano said. “That’s the great thing about competition. Let it play out the way it does through performance. The best man wins. That’s the way I like it.”

Joe’s quite confident Barber, the NFL’s reigning ironman with 199 consecutive starts, is not going to have to prove himself by impressing in OTAs and making splash plays in preseason. That’s absurd. Joe can’t imagine Schiano would bench the Bucs icon under any circumstances.

Barber will own his rightful spot in the starting lineup on opening day, and that will be his to lose. How much Barber plays is another story. Hopefully, he’ll be rotating with Aqib Talib, Eric Wright and Morris Claiborne.

The odds of the Bucs drafting stud cornerback Morris Claiborne just got ramped up a bit as troubled Bucs cornerback Aqib Talib’s trial for gun-related assault charges has been pushed back further.

Dallas County court records show “conflicts and discovery” listed as reasons for the rescheduled date. Now the trial is scheduled to begin June 25, nearly two months after the draft. Talib’s mother’s trial for the same charge, scheduled to start today, also was pushed back to the same date.

“We have no desire to reach a plea agreement with the state regarding this case,” Perez told Mark Cook of PewterReport.com. “We look forward to getting this behind us and behind Aqib before the (NFL) season starts.”

Whether sentenced or not, a Texas judge is not the only long arm of the law Talib will have to face. If Talib pleads out, it is likely NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell will give Talib a time out of a few games.

Not knowing if Talib will be around this year — or beyond — increases the likelihood of Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik drafting Clairborne.

At this point Joe’s not sure which area of the porous Bucs back seven needs more help, linebackers or secondary?

Joe’s really getting a laugh from credible reports that Bill Parcells is about to have a sit-down with pariah Sean Payton about taking the Saints head coaching job for 2012, while Payton sits home wondering why he flushed $8 million down the toilet as a leader of BountyGate.

Now Joe’s not about to call 70-year-old Parcells an old bag that hasn’t coached in six years or won a playoff game since the 1990s. The man will land his bust in Canton one day. And after all, Joe would not have cried if Marty Chokenheimer had been named Bucs head coach.

But Parcells is very much a coach that leads through the intimidation and fear that comes with being a supreme ruler of a franchise. So what exactly are Saints players going to fear when they know Payton is returning the following season and is probably calling shots from a secret cell phone to begin with?

Joe’s confident a Tuna takeover in New Orleans would do a great job deflecting Bountygate distractions but little for the Saints on the field. Joe’s not worried about what Parcells landing in the division would mean for the Bucs in 2012.

Ever since popcorn-munching, coffee-slurping, fried chicken-eating, oatmeal-loving, beer-chugging Peter King, the NBC Sports guru and Sports Illustrated scribe, predicted the Bucs would finish 2-14 in 2010 (10-6 was their final mark), Bucs fans have enjoyed piling on King.

Now it seems King has added another rallying point for those who loathe his commentary around Tampa Bay. In King’s must-read Monday Morning Quarterback column today, King labels the Broncos signing of free agent cornerback Tracey Porter to a one-year deal as his No. 1 deal in free agency, in part because Porter is better than the Bucs’ Eric Wright, who got paid a lot more money.

1. CB Tracy Porter from New Orleans to Denver. The other day in Denver, I spoke to John Fox about the supporting cast for Peyton Manning, and one of the things I gently reminded him was his defense allowed 40 points or more in five of 18 games last season. “I know,” he said. “We plan to do something about that.”

This is a very solid first move, bringing in a better corner than two (Eric Wright, Aaron Ross) who got richer first-week contracts. The only X factor with any former Saint, however, concerns the bounty investigation, and whether any players will be suspended. We don’t know whether Porter was involved, and whether he’ll face any discipline.

Joe’s not about to sit here and claim he’s pored over isolated game film of Porter and Wright, but Joe’s comfortable writing that King hasn’t either. At least King is consistent. He had Porter ranked as the 28th best free agent in 2012; Wright didn’t make King’s top-50.

Just something to file away to keep an eye on in 2012.

The Bucs surprised most fans and broke the bank signing free agents Vincent Jackson, Carl Nicks and Eric Wright, and don’t forget Jeremy Zuttah, Dan Orlovsky and iconic Ronde Barber, who Joe suspects isn’t playing for peanuts.

So was there a resulting stampede at the box office? Were the Bucs flooded with energized fans eager to gobble up all things Bucs? Joe asked the powers at One Buc Palace and was told an answer would come at a later date.

So Joe is left to wonder as the limited numbers of $300 Bucs season tickets are still available at Ticketmaster.

Up in Buffalo, the Bills have been openly giddy, spitting out to the media that the team sold 1,650 new season tickets (cheapest are $351) in the three days following the Mario Williams signing, so reported the Buffalo News.

A few examples, from the Bills:

• More than 6,000 people have signed up to inquire about the new Mario Williams jersey marketed by Nike.
• The team’s website, BuffaloBills.com, registered almost 3 million page views March 15-16, before and after Williams’ signing.
• The Bills say they now have 453,400 followers on Facebook and Twitter (The Bucs have 495,000+)

Yes, Joe realizes unemployment is much lower around Buffalo than in the Tampa Bay area. However, per The Business Journals, the Tampa Bay market is more than double the population of greater Buffalo.

There’s a long, too long way until opening day — plenty of time for the Bucs to market tickets, add to the roster and impress in preseason. But Joe’s not expecting an end to the dreaded blackouts anytime soon.

Joe likes to share JoeBucsFan.com milestones with readers. And today is one of those days.

A quick look at Joe’s top secret files at JoeBucsFan headquarters reveals that today Joe will churn out his 10,000th post of Bucs news, nuggets, commentary and more since launching this site in August 2008. That’s more than any other media in that time frame and averages out to more than seven posts per day.

So why does Joe crank out so much material? The simple answer is because people read it. This will be a record month for Joe with more than 500,000 actual visits to JoeBucsFan.com. Another reason is Joe enjoys inspiring Bucs fans to be more passionate. Plus Joe will not back down from a commitment to his glorious advertisers — to barrel ahead as the true must-read destination for Bucs fans.

Joe looks forward to another 10,000 posts.

So the Bucs struck out getting Curtis Lofton. Given his quotes and how long he was on the market, it was pretty clear he didn’t want to play for the Bucs, so people barking that Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik should be held accountable need to step back.

If a guy doesn’t want to play for a team, it doesn’t matter if Dominik or Bill Polian is the general manager.

So now the pickings for a linebacker — a position that just cries out for an upgrade of some sort — are getting slim.

One player who may be on Dominik’s radar is Washington free agent London Fletcher. While Fletcher is a damned good teammate and could possibly help guide the young Bucs into the right way to play football, the trick with Fletcher is that he is a robust 36 years old and turns 37 in May

How many decent middle linebackers out there are playing at a high level at 37?

Even as an old man by NFL standards, Fletcher had 96 solo tackles last year. That’s pretty strong.

Let’s just say Joe wouldn’t be upset if Dominik turned his focus now to Fletcher, so long as it is no longer than a two-year contract. A one-year pact might even be better.

After Oregon’s Chip Kelly flirted with the Bucs as potentially the next Bucs head coach, but at the last moment, sort of a like a coveted high school football player on the eve of signing day, shunned the Bucs’ advances, it threw the Bucs back into coaching-search mode.

Days later, the Bucs settled on Rutgers coach Greg Schiano, who came with a strong reference from no less than Bill Belicheat.

Woody Cummings of the Tampa Tribune uncloaked another reason, maybe more so than the word of Belicheat, that sold Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik on Schiano:

He was able to get through to young players.

The Rutgers graduation rate, which was tops in the nation in 2010 and second in 2011, tells Dominik that Schiano not only can relate to players but also motivate and discipline them in a way that produces positive results.

“Because we have such a young football team, it’s really important that he be able to get through to the players and motivate them,” Dominik said at the time of Schiano’s hiring. “What he did with the graduation rate at Rutgers is amazing.”

“What that tells me is that young people are listening to him and buying into what he believes in and what he says about how you grow and become a professional, and not just on the field but off the field.”

Or, if Joe can play Devil’s Advocate, Schiano, like his mentor Joe Paterno, wasn’t looking for just football players to fill out his roster, but smart football players who valued a college education.

Now if Dominik and Schiano are trying to incorporate Paterno’s “Grand Experiment,” where Paterno proved his lifelong quest that one can build a championship college football team with student-athletes, not just football players, then Joe is all ears to this concept.

It sure seems that’s the way Dominik has drafted recently with smart guys like Josh Freeman, Gerald McCoy and Adrian Clayborn, to name a few.

Amidst all the man love out in San Francisco between reunited Jim Harbaugh and Josh Johnson, Eric Branch of the San Francisco Chronicle has unearthed what may be a black mark on Johnson’s time in Tampa.

Branch interviewed former Cal head coach Roger Theder, a former NFL assistant who has been a personal QB guru for Johnson since high school. Theder said Johnson wasn’t being his best self with the Bucs.

“I think what Jim is looking for is that work ethic, and I think Josh lost that a little bit at Tampa,” Theder said. “He’s got it back now because he knows what Harbaugh expects. And Colin’s always had that great work ethic. So I think that’s going to be the deciding factor as far as which guy is the better quarterback.”

Now it’s unclear whether Theder is referring to Johnson’s entire four years on the Buccaneers, or just the final chapter of the Raheem Morris era, when it seemed most Bucs lost their work ethic.

Regardless, if Johnson had stopped giving it his all, then Joe’s glad to see him gone.

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Usually, it’s current NFL players that like to recruit free agents to their respective teams. But in an odd twist of fate with the Bucs, it was newly signed free agents who lured back an old team veteran… indirectly.

That’s the word from Dan Pompei of the Chicago Tribune, freelancing with the NationalFootballPost.com, who reports that not only did the signings of new Bucs Vincent Jackson and Carl Nicks lure Barber back to the Bucs, Barber just may play safety.

By signing Vincent Jackson, Carl Nicks and Eric Wright, the Bucs also enticed Ronde Barber to return for his 16th NFL season. The Bucs tried to get Barber back before free agency started, but Barber told the team he wanted to wait and see if the team did anything in free agency. The soon to be 37-year old was excited by the moves. The next move will be determining where Barber fits in Bill Sheridan’s new defense. Barber knows it will be open competition. It is possible he will remain a starter, or he could be a nickel player, or even a dime player. The team has not even ruled out a move to safety.

This is an interesting concept. Provided the Bucs draft Morris Claiborne with the fifth overall pick and troubled Bucs cornerback Aqib Talib is able to skate after his court proceedings in Texas next month, that would give the Bucs four good cornerbacks when you factor in free agent Eric Wright.

As Joe has stated before, safety is an issue with the Bucs. Tanard Jackson, after a great first game back from a year’s suspension, fell off the map quickly. Cody Grimm is trying to return from his second season-ending leg injury in as many years, so whether he can be 100 percent is unknown. It appears that Sean Jones’ days with the Bucs are over.

So if Barber, who previously resisted efforts to make him a safety, can be coerced to play that position, it would go a long way to helping the Bucs’ currently shaky secondary.

The way Barber is able to drape himself over tight ends, this move should be about as seamless as any move can be.

It’s official. Joe hates Curtis Lofton.

Per the Saints beat writers at the Times-Picayune, Lofton signed a five-year deal with New Orleans yesterday. Contract terms were not reported.

Joe’s not sure how any free agent with other options would sign with New Orleans right now, unless he’s a guy that’s all about the money. Why dive into that historic mess of a franchise? Perhaps Lofton is smitten with some bayou honey?

Yeah, Joe’s sour and this is not a we-didn’t-need him rant. The Bucs need a middle linebacker.

Joe has gone on record suggesting no team in the NFL had worse production from its linebackers than the Bucs. When running backs turned the corner on the Bucs, it was a virtual cattle stampede down the sidelines.

Shoot, the Rams, even more wretched than the Bucs, at least had James Laurinaitis at middle linebacker.

Now part of the reason the Bucs struggled (yes, Joe’s trying to be nice) at linebacker is that Mason Foster was at middle linebacker. In many ways, Foster was put in a no-win situation. Though Bucs brass believed — may still do — he has the talents to play middle linebacker, Foster played outside linebacker at Washington.

Folks, going from outside linebacker in the PAC-12 to calling plays at middle linebacker in the NFL in a few months, is nearly as big of a leap in level of talent as going from Rosie O’Donnell to Rachel Watson.

Throw in the fact Foster had virtually no help on either side of him, it’s any wonder the guy struggled. Shoot, even Ray Nitschke would have had his hands full with such odds.

Now there has been some words seeped out of One Buc Palace that Foster may move to outside linebacker next year, though Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik has done his best to quash such talk.

Despite his ugly rookie season, Woody Cummings of the Tampa Tribune suggests, in a TBO Bucs Q&A, that the Bucs should not give up on the experiment of Foster at middle linebacker.

Q: Do you really think Foster can play another year at middle linebacker?

Jim Stafford, Cambridge, Ontario

A: Sure. I’m not big on judging players based on one year of play on a bad team. Imagine if the league had done that with Brett Favre or Ronde Barber or even Warren Sapp. I believe Foster can play several years at MLB and I know for a fact that the Bucs believe the same thing.

– Woody Cummings

Joe tends to agree. Foster was, again, put in a no-win situation. Without any help around him, without any offseason to speak of, learning a new position in an elite league, it almost makes one wonder if Foster was set up to fail?

If Foster is to return to the middle, he simply needs help on either side of him in the worst way.

There’s a vocal group of fans and media that doesn’t make sense when it comes to LeGarrette Blount.

They love to bash Blount and call him incompetent to serve on passing downs. But these same people were all in favor of Raheem Morris’ departure and somehow they believe Morris’ inept staff knew how to evaluate Blount, develop him and use him to his fullest?  You can’t have it both ways.

This same group of fans and media criticizes Blount’s running style and all but calls the guy stupid for not hitting holes more directly, rather than celebrate having a young back with a stunning 4.6 yards-per-carry career average who still has lots of room to improve.

Then there’s the mythical need/desire for Blount to be a Superman, all-everything back. There’s a stud in the division by the name of Michael Turner who rarely plays on third down and has churned out monster seasons three of the past four years. Assuming Blount is worthless third-down material (Joe doesn’t buy it), so what? He doesn’t have to be that guy.

The whole Blount persepctive got under Joe’s skin again while Joe read Friday’s live chat from ESPN NFC South reporter Pat Yaskinskas. A reader and Yasinskas hopped aboard the Blount negativity train.

Kevin (Dade City, FL) PY, do the bucs draft richardson and trade blount(or keep him as a 3rd down back) or go for claiborne and give blount the starting spot? what do you think?

Pat Yasinskas: Like I said, I could see them going either way. But they’re not going to use Blount as a third-down back. Part of the reason they’re even in the market for an RB is because they can’t put Blount on field on passing downs. He might be a nice short-yardage back.

Joe can’t believe there’s a Bucs fan out there that actually took time to participate in a live ESPN chat and proposed a possible trade of Blount (forgetting about the foolishness of drafting Richardson with the No. 5 overall pick).  Then there’s Yasinskas saying Blount can’t play on third down (the guy caught 15 balls for 148 yards last year), effectively accepting the previous regime’s assessment, while earlier in the chat Yasinskas writes the Bucs coaching changes will improve the team.

Joe just can’t believe there’s such a down vibe around Blount the football player. Joe’s convinced that with better coaching, an honest commitment to the running game, and Carl Nicks on the offensive line, Blount could be looking at a 1,500-yard season and be the focal point of a lethal play-action attack.

Oh, no! Blue chip former LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne needed surgery on a wrist ligament yesterday, one that plagued him for much of the 2011 season. Might this scare the Bucs from drafting him?

In this Times-Picayune video below, you can watch Claiborne describe the injury, smile when asked about playing for the Buccaneers, and explain how good he felt running a 4.39 40-yard-dash at his Pro Day.

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