In the aftermath of Kellen Winslow’s admission that he couldn’t deal with non-padded practice anymore because it was too much work to run around and learn in a disciplined fashion, many Bucs fans are applauding the team’s transformation under the New Schiano Order. 

Count Derrick Brooks in the mix. The Bucs icon explained why “toes on the line” is criticial and offered some great perspective during an interview on the Ron and Ian Show on WDAE-AM this week.

“Is his whole tenure going to be like this? I don’t think so. I just think he has to come in and set his foundation down in terms of discipline, meaning everything we do is going to be disciplined, whether we put our toes on the line or running a sprint, that’s going to be disciplined. You know what, that’s an offsides penalty or not an offsides penaltly in a game,” Brooks said.

“He’s transitioning these small decisions that, ‘Hey, these are going to be our habits. These are going to be our foundation that we’re going to build on.’

“It’s going to transition. Think about when Mike Tomlin first went to Pittsburgh. All the veterans hated him. (laughs) ‘Oh, we’re not a college team. He’s got us doing all these things. We’re not a college team. We’re in pads every day.’ Now look, three or four years later they love him. And [Tomlin] has transitioned his coaching style to fit his football team. I see a similarity here with Coach Schiano. But, you know, I’m never going to be a guy that goes against discipline because I think this football team needs it in every single area.”

Asked if he saw evidence of the Bucs’ lack of discipline last season, Brooks chuckled and said it was clearly evident on the football field. “It wasn’t hard to figure out,” Brooks said.

Brooks went on to say everything that encompasses transforming into a disciplined football team in a new defensive system might very well lead to a rough start for the 2012 Bucs defense, one Brooks points out has a very young front-seven that has a lot of players in their “learning phase.”

Joe, too, is unsure how long it will take for the Bucs’ defense to scare offenses. Joe’s not expecting that to happen in 2012. However, tackling well, not playing soft, and big years by the playmakers in the secondary will go a long way toward Bucs fans not cowering under a blanket every time an opponent runs a handoff.

The skeleton of a football season is usually constructed in the offseason. If a team succeeds in the offseason, devising offenses and defenses and ways to get the most out of players’ talents and skills, then that often translates into success in the fall.

With that premise, Vinnie Iyer of The Sporting News believes the Bucs will have a solid season. He gives the Bucs the highest offseason grade of any NFC team with an “A.”

GRADE: A
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Key additions: WR Vincent Jackson, G Carl Nicks, RB Doug Martin, TE Dallas Clark, CB Eric Wright, QB Dan Orlovsky.

Key losses: TE Kellen Winslow, QB Josh Johnson, S Tanard Jackson.

Josh Freeman needs to break out of his slump, and having a bona fide No. 1 receiver in Jackson is a huge boost. He’ll also get more consistency in the running game with Nicks blocking for the versatile Martin. Clark is a good replacement for Winslow as Freeman’s security blanket. Meanwhile, Wright will start at cornerback, where Aqib Talib—recently cleared of an assault charge—will join him. The attitude adjustment brought on by Schiano’s hiring will help get the Bucs back on track.

Yes, of course, whether the Bucs taste a playoff berth will likely come down to how well Freeman bounces back from an ugly 22-interception season. That will be the key factor.

If Joe had to quibble with this analysis, Joe doesn’t exactly know how you can classify a backup quarterback who has yet to win a game as a starter (and is now a No. 3 quarterback with the Niners) as a “key loss.” To be fair to Johnson, Joe cringed reading his name lumped in with Jackson and Winslow.

NBC Sports Network guru Shaun King, one of three quarterbacks to lead the Buccaneers to an NFC Championship game, joined PFT Live yesterday and without hesitation proclaimed that the Saints Jimmy Graham is the best tight end in football.

So what, you say?

Well, the presence of Graham and others like him is a serious step in the evolution of the NFL and a big part of the reason the Bucs drafted Mark Barron in the first round of the 2012 draft, so says former NFL Scout and FOX Sports analyst Chris Landry.

Landry gave a fine Xs and Os explanation as he joined the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve Duemig, on WDAE-AM Friday.

“When you’ve got guys that are big enough and athletic enough, what you want to able to do is to cover guys inside cover the slot. Now what has changed, and what makes Mark Barron so valuable, and why they coveted him even more than Mo Claiborne, the reason is look where the league has gone in the past couple of years even: the big athletic tight ends. Because what has happened is while people have gone to the spread formation, defenses have come out and said we’re going to get more of these slot, these smaller cover corner guys into the slot to cover those two-way goes,” Landry said. 

“Well, offenses know have found these [Rob] Gronkowski types that can run, Jimmy Graham types that can run but also have size. So how do you combat that? Well, if you can find a rare guy like a Mark Barron, who’s got size and athletic ability, that’s how you have to be able to cover those tight ends now. Becuase the real athletic corners are not big enough to match up against those guys. And so it is a game of catch-up with what the other side is doing, and that’s exactly why teams are trying to make that move.

“Now Mark Barron guys are very, very rare, which is why he was so coveted by a few teams and mainly the Bucs, because what division do they play in? Who do they have to cover in that division? Some very good tight ends. That becomes a factor when you have a lot of Y-Flex, the tight end being flexed out and being your inside reciever. That becomes a mismatch for your third and fourth corners in most cases, so your safeties have to be guys that can cover and be physical enough to handle those big guys.”

Joe will like to take a short time out to give thanks that Barron has replaced serial loafer Sean Jones in the Bucs secondary. To the best of Joe’s knowledge, Jones remains unemployed.

Regardless, the Graham-Barron matchup this season should be one of the most itriguing of the season for the Bucs’ defense. It’ll also be damn interesting to see how the Bucs handle Tony Gonzalez this season. 

One of the most bizarre statements by Kellen Winslow during his now famous “toes-on-the-line/woulda-take-a-bullet for [Raheem]” speech was Winslow moaning that the Bucs “fired the wrong dude up there.”

Now unless Winslow has issues with someone on the Bucs scouting department or cafeteria staff — surely possible — just about everyone else he might have dealt with in Tampa was fired outside of rockstar general manager Mark Dominik. So it’s quite likely that the “wrong dude” is Dominik.

To Joe, the veiled reference to Dominik was obvious and completley laughable. Dominik made Winslow the game’s highest paid tight end (at the time) and rescued him from the stench that is the Browns franchise. So what beef could Winslow have with Dominik?

The man paid K2 a king’s ranswom and plopped him into an offense lacking in elite wide receivers with a quarterback that looked to him. Essentially it was a dream job for Winslow.

Joe can’t imagine why Winslow would be bitter at Dominik. Joe can only speculate as to how Winslow could be so bitter.

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GMC is digging learning tackling and the New Schiano Order. Joe digs GMC's lid. The tank top? Not so much.

When a business has gone awry, it’s not uncommon for new management to gut the place, strip its inner-workings to the very core and rebuild from the foundation up.

For those who prefer spinning discs, using practice time as a social hour or perhaps (allegedly) smoking left-handed cigarettes, this method may seem a bit harsh.

Not for Bucs defensive tackle Gerald McCoy. In a piece typed by Woody Cummings of the Tampa Tribune, GMC admits he is digging the New Schiano Order and that the attention to detail and the rigid focus on fundamentals may prove fruitful later this season.

A level that third-year DT Gerald McCoy said is making him a better player. McCoy said he was never really shown proper tackling technique until he started working for Schiano.

“We do a tackling circuit before every practice, and I’ve never done anything like that before,” McCoy said. “I realize now that, before, I was just playing football. Now, I’m really learning how to tackle and I think it’s going to help me a lot.”

Given how awful the Bucs employed matador tackling skills last season, Joe is pumped to see this has been a key drill this offseason: learning to tackle.

Fundamental are good and all, but for Joe, a simply request is offered to GMC: Stay healthy man and you should be a stud.

And the defense will be so much better off as well.

Joe appreciates readers that take time to send Joe news tips, as well as letters of thanks and the popular hate mail, which typically starts with “How dare you defend Dominik.“

But look around. Joe’s never had a “tips” button or a “contact us” page. Joe’s really not interested in getting hammered with nonsense when it comes to potential stories. This is not Bucs TMZ. Joe just doesn’t go there when it comes to players’ and coaches’ personal lives.

Joe brings this up now because Joe got hit with a couple of classic pieces of ridiculousness yesterday by two different readers. It’s rare that two of this kind of stuff would arrive in one day, and Joe thought he’d share as a way of telling people what not to send Joe.

The first was a wacky long tale of what was supposedly LeGarrette Blount reacting to a heckler in a Tampa Publix. Joe wrote back to ask the reader how he knew it was Blount, and right on cue the reader replied. “Well, I’m like 80 percent sure it was Blount.”

Next, a reader sent Joe a photo of Josh Freeman sitting in what looked like a very respectable establishment drinking what appears to be a beer as he sits in front of a plate of food. Of course, the reader insisted that Joe publish the photo and share his story about how Freeman had the nerve to consume this drink during an OTA week. … Yeah, like Joe’s going to blast Freeman for allegedly drinking a beer with his dinner.

Joe just thought he’d share to advise readers that this kind of stuff is not what JoeBucsFan.com is all about. Though Joe does enjoy the humor these tales and photos provide.

Joe’s all-time favorite? That has to go to the guy that once sent Joe a nearly inaudible audio file of what allegedly was Geno Hayes being too loud in a movie theater while a film was showing. Second place goes to an email that detailed an alleged conversation with the writer and a Bucs defensive lineman while standing side by side using urinals in a Tampa church bathroom.

Again, Joe appreciates the enthusiasm, but Joe just doesn’t go there.

With the exception of a possible — keyword there, “possible” — suspension by NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell, the book is closed on Aqib Talib’s legal troubles in Texas.

For this reason, writes Chris Burke of SI.com, the Bucs cannot move Aqib Talib.

Now some believed Talib was a goner after he was charged last summer after he was hit with a felony charge. Many howled that the Bucs should wash their hands of Talib, given how he previously seemed unable to stay out of trouble’s way.

That’s not likely to happen now, Burke notes, largely because the Bucs have no one to replace him.

Schiano and his staff have moved forward with the plan to shift longtime cornerback Ronde Barber to free safety. Then, rather than take a cornerback in the draft, the Buccaneers nabbed safety Mark Barron at No. 7 overall.

Had Talib ended up facing a lengthy trial or, worse yet, been sentenced to prison time, Schiano would have been forced to reorganize. The obvious option would have been to slide Barber back to cornerback, but Tampa Bay doesn’t really have a ready replacement at safety — last year’s starters there were Sean Jones and Tanard Jackson, with the latter being cut due to a failed physical.

E.J. Biggers would likely be first up at cornerback in Talib’s absence, after starting six games last season. The other choices for Schiano there are Myron Lewis and 2012 sixth-round pick Keith Tandy.

Now Joe has gone on record as saying Talib is not an elite corner. Is he good, yeah, not elite.

That stated, not once has Joe heard Talib is a bad teammate, sans an ugly helmet-wielding incident years ago. In fact, last summer Talib was every bit a leader on the field, helping younger defensive backs during Josh Freeman’s workouts during the asinine lockout.

This summer, new Bucs coach Greg Schiano has lauded Talib for his work ethic, attention to detail and how good of a teammate he is.

So given that the Jerry Springer-like Texas episode is now over, criminal charges dropped, now is not the time to move Talib, even if his trade value has risen. The Bucs are just too thin currently in the secondary.

Bucs icon Derrick Brooks fired off a huge endorsement of Aqib Talib and explained that he’s personally seen Talib evolve into a significantly better person, so Brooks said during a powerful segment of his interview on the Ron and Ian Show on WDAE-AM 620 today.

Brooks revealed he’s been in steady contact with Talib, his former teammate.

“Personally, you know, because I’ve personally seen the young man transition here the last eight months, I’m happy for him,” Brooks said. “I hope justice was served, and I’ll just take it at that. But personally, you know, I’ve been in steady communication with him and I’ve seen that he’s become a changed man at this point. And I hope, and I told him yesterday, ‘I hope that this continues to put you on the same road you’re on of redemption. Be the guy that you’ve been transitioning to be the last eight months. Make sure that’s the guy that’s moving forward.’ I honestly believe that he’s a changed man at this point.”

This was very interesting to Joe. Brooks twice mentioned “eight months,” which is a rather specific timetable. Perhaps this “transition” Brooks speaks of is Talib choosing to become more religious or involving himself in some sort of personal rehabilitation program? Also, Brooks makes it very clear he’s been part of Talib’s life and supporting him consistently.

Hopefully, Roger Goodell sees the same growth in Talib and passes on punishing him, much like the State of Texas passed on prosecuting him.

In Joe’s naive perfect world, all women would be akin to Rachel Watson or Jaime Hanna and Joe would have to fight through swarms of said women begging for his attention, just to get to Publix for a chicken tender sub (#FGU).

This somewhat juvenile mindset extends to football a little as well. After a gut-wrenching, grotesque 10-game losing streak last year to end the season, Joe so wanted a Bucs player to go completely postal, tear apart the locker room and threaten to rip off someone’s head for the schlap they called football last year.

But no, not all players are wired like that. Tanard Jackson had more important goals, such as left-handed cigarettes (allegedly). Kellen Winslow was more interested in having a good time at practice and spinning discs in Vegas to be bothered by wins.

But don’t include Donald Penn in that group. While many of the pen and mic club focused on Penn catching a punt to end a three-day mandatory minicamp last week — and it was a funny moment — Joe zeroed in on a few of Penn’s words buried in his audio recording of Penn’s post-practice comments that struck a chord.

Penn is downright bitter over how last season ended. He noted that new Bucs coach Greg Schiano told the team the sooner it buys in and learns the new ways, the quicker the team will win. That’s all Penn needed to hear, he said.

“Everybody is buying in, no one likes losing,” Penn said. “Last year was tough. Losing that many games in a row at the end was tough, real tough. Nobody wants that feeling again.

“At least I don’t.”

This reflection was music to Joe’s ears. That’s what irked Joe so much about Winslow’s tirade against Schiano and how Winslow quit on the Bucs — he admitted it in his own words last week.

In what fantasy world does Winslow live in that he expected no changes after such a horrible season? Joe’s glad there are guys like Penn on the Bucs roster who have some pride and dignity about themselves and are disturbed about by being saddled with losing.

One would think that the State of Texas dismissing charges against Aqib Talib this week should lead NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to wash his hands of Talib and let the Bucs know that no suspension for Talib is forthcoming.

However, Goodell is not necessarily a man of reason and consistency, as anyone following the current Saints scandal and past NFL suspensions knows too well.

So there is no reason to believe Goodell will do the honorable thing and pass on punishing Talib for the Jerry Springereque happenings among Talib’s family members last year in Texas.

Goodell’s got nothing on Talib anymore, optimistic fans might say, but Joe’s not so sure if Goodell will see it that way.

At some point, and Joe has no clue as to when, the video of Talib’s interview with police on March 25, 2011, will become public record. And in that  interview, per the arrest affidavit, Talib admits to lying to police about the whereabouts of his girlfriend on the day of the Texas incident. The statement that Talib “admitted that he had lied to detectives” comes from the written arrest affidavit, and that surely could be the police getting it wrong or misrepresenting Talib’s words when they transcribed the video.

But if Talib did lie to cops, is that enough for Goodell to suspend him?

The point is Joe’s wondering how deep Goodell will probe to find a reason to suspend Talib. Hell, Goodell might just suspend Talib for failing to call 911 and leaving the scene of a shooting that was clearly a crime scene.

The Tampa Bay Times sought comment yesterday from Goodell on whether he will suspend Talib. The response the newspaper got was that it’s still under review. Joe’s just afraid the review is merely an effort to find a widely tolerable reason to suspend Talib, rather than a fact-finding mission.

There were few bright spots for the Bucs in the dismal 2011 campaign, highlighted (lowlighted?) by the grotesque 10-game losing streak to close the season.

One bright spot was Adrian Clayborn. In Pat Yasinskas’ countdown of the 25 best players in the NFC South on ESPN.com, Clayborn comes in at No. 24.

What he did in 2011: Clayborn was one of the very few bright spots in Tampa Bay last season. As a rookie, he claimed a starting spot immediately and picked things up very quickly. He played the run well right from the start and got better as a pass-rusher as the season went on. Clayborn finished his first NFL season with 7.5 sacks, but 4.5 of those came in the final seven games. Clayborn also forced three fumbles and finished the season with 42 tackles.

Why he’s No. 24 in 2012: Clayborn should only continue to get better and could quickly become the NFC South’s best all-around defensive end. Tampa Bay didn’t lead often last season, so it wasn’t like Clayborn had a lot of sack opportunities and was falling into them. He’s had an entire offseason program for the first time in his career. With a new coaching staff comes a new defense. But Clayborn’s job isn’t changing that dramatically. He’s supposed to make things happen at the line of scrimmage and behind it. Clayborn could be helped greatly if defensive tackles Gerald McCoy and Brian Price are able to stay healthy and generate a pass rush from the interior.

Joe knew Clayborn was special watching him play for Iowa. In two games alone, Clayborn owned Penn State and in one game at Happy Valley literally took over the game himself, blocking a punt and returning it for a score.

So when Clayborn showed early last season when he nearly decapitated Matty Ice it was clear that Clayborn was going to be a fine Bucs player.

There’s no reason to believe Clayborn cannot continue to shine for the Bucs.

One thing Joe has noticed since prior to last season is that the Bucs are looking for teachers, as much as coaches.

Joe remembers one reason for the dismissal of former Bucs offensive line coach Pete Mangurian was because the Bucs wanted more of a teacher, not a doctrinarian.

So when the Bucs jettisoned Raheem Morris after a 4-12 season punctuated by a grotesque 10-game losing streak, it seems only natural that the Bucs would hire a teacher.

That’s what Ian Rapoport of NFL.com believes Schiano is. And unlike Kellen Winslow, Rapoport is all in on the New Schiano Order.

Schiano is teaching. That’s it. Just teaching. Doing what a coach does and providing a basis for learning. Instead of starting from Calculus, Schiano is teaching the multiplication tables. Years of coaching college players make college coaches cognizant that not all stars learned everything along the way. It was Schiano’s job to teach them, and I love how his approach hasn’t changed in the NFL.

He’s using the same desire to mold 18-year-olds on 25-year-olds. He’s teaching them football, starting with McCoy. It’s a young team anyway, and this will help. There’s no way this will be bad. Create a base, set your team up for the future, and move on from there.

Schiano is in for the long haul, and this goes to show that. It may even take a year to give the team solid footing. It will pay off. Really good coaches are always teachers, and he’s showing he is.

If anything jumped out at Joe last year — aside from the grotesque 10-game losing streak — it was the poor fundamentals, whether it was simply tackling to the linebacker play to… Joe’s not going to beat this dead horse.

If a team is 4-12, sometimes you have to go back to the basics and rebuild from there.

The Bucs have at least one cold weather game this season in Denver, and hard-working Josh Freeman is ready.

Sure, he’ll still have to prepare for Von Miller, but Freeman already has secured the necessary lip protection — peppermint-flavored.

Thanks to the world of Twitter, Freeman was able to share that he has secured a fancy, expensive organic balm that provides “soft, smooth and supple lips with cooling peppermint and a twist of eucalyptus,” which “provides protection from harsh elements and inclement weather.”

@JF5X guys at @nardosnatural hooked me up! pic.twitter.com/YQxCUMEZ

Hey, Joe’s not mocking Freeman. Joe’s got an old fashioned unflavored Chapstick in his car ashtray. It’s a good sunscreen and it’s a bonus on dry, cold winter days. Joe just found Freeman’s new balm rather funny.

And Joe prefers the old days when you could pretend that quarterbacks (minus Joe Namath and Dan Marino) and other players chewed nails and ate raw meat 24/7.

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About 10 days ago Joe was told of Brian Price connecting with at least one punch to the head of Mark Barron after Barron verbally snapped at Price during a players meeting, shortly after Price returned to the Buccaneers following the accidental death of his sister.

Joe sniffed around about the story and was able to confirm that the core elements of what Joe was told about the altercation are accurate: Barron was seated in a seat that apparently was Price’s, Price says something like, “get up,” Barron says something along the lines of “F-you,” and Price proceeds to punch him in the head and Barron wasn’t seriously injured.

Frankly, Joe didn’t find the incident all that crazy and, since Joe didn’t have quotable sources or see what happened, Joe didn’t run with the story.

It seems clear that Barron is rather Warren Sapp–like with his rookie attitude and has an alpha-dog style among all his teammates, and he just caught Price on a horribly bad day. Given how early this was in the offseason, it’s even likely that Price didn’t know who Barron was and vice versa. It’s not like these guys are wearing game jerseys in meetings.

Joe brings this up now because former Bucs beat writer Charlie Campbell, now of WalterFootball.com, has penned a long story citing anonymous sources on the Price-Barron altercation. Frankly, Joe thinks Campbell went a little over the top with the alleged significance of what happened.

Across the NFL, there are veterans putting rookies in their place in locker rooms and on practice fields. No, Joe doesn’t condone teammates belting each other, but given Price’s personal situation at the time, Joe finds this all to be simply a heat-of-the-moment thing that got overheated because Price was grieving.

Price was given an excused absence for the Bucs’ mandatory minicamp last week, and all indications are that he’s simply out in California to be near his family — he’s reportedly adopting his late sister’s children — and train and get his head right out there before reporting for training camp.

Price’s long road back from a horrific injury has earned him the respect of fans, teammates and the Bucs organization. Joe doesn’t believe there’s some read-between-the-lines reason behind Price missing minicamp.

It’s official per the Dallas County court system, case number F1126192, State vs. Aqib Talib, was dismissed today in advance of Talib’s scheduled trial date next week.

That means the state’s felony assault with a deadly weapon charge against Talib is gone.

Perhaps the State took a look at the motion filed by Talib’s legal team on June 7 and realized they had no shot? Or perhaps Talib’s accuser changed his tune, as often happens in cases that involve domestic violence?

Joe will update more as he secures more data. But now Talib is free and clear and must only wait to hear from Roger Goodell, if the commissioner chooses to pursue scouring Talib’s soon-to-be-closed case file for reasons to suspend him. Also, Joe can’t wait to read what some loyal JoeBucsFan commenters who were so confident in the state’s flimsy case against Talib will have to say.

This is a great day for the 2012 Bucs.

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Joe’s pal Justin “The Commish” Pawlowski let it fly on Kellen Winslow today in what was a quality tirade during his noon to 3 p.m. show on WQYK-AM. For those who missed Kellen Winslow’s anti-Schiano blast job this weekend, The Commish resets that with well-carved audio and rips off a bunch of great takes tapping his experience as part of the Buccaneers Radio Network last year.

Pawlowski even floats why he thinks Raheem Morris might now be pissed at Winslow. Joe especially enjoyed when Pawlowski called out to Winslow, “You freaking baby!” Quality listening for your evening pleasure. Just click to access below.

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Joe sure hopes the same eyesores at the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, and which may be installed at Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami don't come to the stadium on Dale Mabry Highway.

Joe has been to a handful of NFL stadiums, including a few trips to the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville (Joe’s not sure what that place is called now, and frankly doesn’t care — it will always be the Gator Bowl).

That place may be one of the most underrated tailgating facilities in the country. But it also has the NFL’s worst eyesore: tarps in the upper deck.

Joe had only seen tarps in an upper deck once before, that was at a Pirates game in the old Three Rivers Stadium.

Then, as now, empty seats look better.

Now the great Mike Florio, the creator, curator and overall guru of ProFootballTalk.com, by way of Armando Salguero of the Miami Herald, reports the Dolphins are seriously considering added tarps to the upper deck of Joe Robbie Stadium (or whatever the hell it’s called now).

Well, I don’t know how the Dolphins would add seats in the lower level without actually adding seats physically, but they can definitely adjust the numbers of seats in the upper deck without actually touching the place. They can simply ask the NFL to consider certain seats basically invisible. The Dolphins can just lower capacity by giving the NFL a new capacity number and then not selling, say 10,000 seats in the upper deck, for at least one season.

Other teams — Jacksonville for example — have done it. Unable to fill an extreme number of seats, the Jaguars just threw a tarp over whole sections of seating. The Hurricanes do it at Sun Life for their home games. The Miami Heat did it for a couple of years before LeBron James and Chris Bosh joined Dwyane Wade on the roster and seating demand skyrocketted.

The Dolphins can simply pick out a section of seats and cover the area. Or they can just black out certain seats or sections from being sold and those would simply be empty on game day.

So, let’s do some math here: In a state where the economy is still in the dark recesses, where selling tickets to just about anything is a task given few have expendable income, where two of the three NFL teams have or are seriously discussing tarps in the upper deck, could the third team, the Bucs, be far behind?

Joe sure hopes not. Those tarps are just painful to look at.

An interesting item Florio wrote about is that Dolphins officials confess their stadium is too big. That’s the way society is going in regards to football games. Fighting the convenience of watching games on your 50-inch HDTV on the leather couch in the mancave at home, with replays via DVR at your fingertips, and ample cold beer just steps away, getting people off that leather couch to is becoming harder and harder for NFL teams (and college teams as well) to tackle.

Yeah, sure, the Rays have tarps too. Those aren’t so much eyesores as they are well out of public view and to be honest, the Fruitdome has a whole lot more problems than a few tarps (that foster few sellouts) out of view.