Hello Jenny!

March 22nd, 2010

Say what you will about Joe, call him what you want, but Joe is still a journalist, able to dig up all sorts of information that a local douchebag who works afternoon radio that can’t even pull a 0.1 rating of a listening audience could ever hope to uncover.

Joe has learned one of his crushes, the gorgeous Jenny Dell of BSPN, is in our neck of the woods.

In fact, Joe has also learned she will be attending today’s Phillies spring training game at the beautiful Out House Networks Field, Joe’s favorite spring training park since the Cardinals left Al Lang Stadium.

Yo, Jenny, up for an interview? Five questions maybe on the Bucs?

Or would you be more inclined to a torrid dalliance in a steamy hot tub?

Joe wonders if Jenny might sample an adult beverage before (or after) the Phillies game at the notorious Tilted Kilt across the street from Out House Networks Field?

Or, perhaps Jenny could be persuaded to try on the same attire that adorns the lovely lasses of the Tilted Kilt?

Ah, Joe’s mind races.

Welcome to the Tampa Bay area Jenny! Please drop Joe an e-mail joe@joebucsfan.com.

Raheem The Dream Wants The NFL Network

March 22nd, 2010

As is custom with Joe, his daily ritual involves watching the NFL Network. After all, Joe’s a man and we all know all, real red-blooded American men have the NFL Network.

For years, Joe has noticed the NFL Network has in-house, five-second promos where various NFL coaches tout the NFL Network (as if it needs any touting).

Such bubbling personalities as Tom Coughlin and Brad Childress have been just some of the NFL coaches highlighted in these promos.

Saturday was a first for Joe. There was Raheem the Dream with a broad smile saying, “Hi, I’m Raheem Morris. And all I want is the NFL Network.”

Who wouldn’t want the NFL Network, other than some depressed hausfrau or a yenta of some sort who only wants to watch cheap, overpriced jewelry peddled on some incessant shopping channel?

The promos puzzled Joe. Raheem the Dream is now a man of means. If Joe can afford the NFL Network, why not Raheem the Dream?

Raheem the Dream must live in some deed-restricted penitentiary that tries to illegally abolish satellite dishes (per the FCC, they cannot) and force feeds the unsuspecting residents the vile satanic, customer-hostile outfit better known as Out House Networks which brazenly denies subscribers their demands, yet shoves the same weather forecast and mindnumblingly vapid traffic reports every 10 minutes down customer’s throats.

The unmitigated gall!

(Cambodian strongman Pol Pot was not taken down by his own party due to the enslavement and summary executions of millions of his own people, as is widely believed. Rather, he was imprisoned by the Khmer Rouge because he denied his countrymen, hungry for the NFL Network, after hatching a corrupt deal with the local cable TV monopoly.)

Com’ on, Rah! Joe knows you get the NFL Network at One Buc Palace and, if you so choose, can also watch it at the CITS.

Rah, if you really want to help the good people of Tampa Bay get the NFL Network, you need to go on a speaking tour, popping in on various municipal community meetings to ensure that cities throughout the area revoke their contracts with Out House Networks due to the fact they are holding naive, unknowing subscribers hostage by denying them the NFL Network yet torturing the same poor souls with endless shopping channels and inane stories about new swing sets in the Brandon city park in between repetitive weather updates and aimless traffic reports, treating people as if they are invalid shut-ins unable to work a remote.

Buccaneers Madness: Eyecandy Region

March 22nd, 2010

Today begins the third round of Buccaneers Madness. Of course, what better way to make an insufferable Monday tolerable than with the Eyecandy Region.

A reminder: Buccaneers Madness is run in conjuction with the NCAA basketball tournament (Joe cannot remember a better one in years), largely influenced by his good friend Jason McIntyre of TheBigLead.com and his annual Culture Tournament.

To paraphrase the favorite war cry on the University of Wisconsin, “On eyecandy!”

Rachel Watson

Nina Stauffer

Nina Stauffer

Jaime Hanna

Jaime Hanna

Cynthia Bastos

Cynthia Bastos


Draft Approach Hinges On Urgency

March 21st, 2010

"So when exactly do we need a winning record?"

Joe’s asked all the time, ‘What will the Bucs do in the draft?’

Lately, Joe spits out the same answer: ‘That depends on how secure Mark Dominik and Raheem The Dream feel they are in their jobs.’

The reality is that Dominik and Raheem The Dream will have one approach if they feel they need wins to survive past 2010, and another approach if they are simply trying to add talent and re-build the team with a precise map for success in future seasons.

Sure, the two approaches could go hand in hand, but that’s highly unlikely.

Joe believes that if Dominik and Raheem The Dream are feeling pressure to win now and keep their paychecks, then the Bucs will draft two wide receivers and a running back among their first four picks (three rounds).

Wide receiver and running back are arguably the two positions that could have the greatest immediate impact on the Bucs in terms of wins and losses. And fast improvement in those areas is most likely to accelerate the development of Josh Freeman, whose successful progression is closely tied to the futures of Dominik and the head coach.

Going that route improves the odds for 2010, versus focusing on other positions where players need more time to develop.

A group of potential playmakers on offense will help prevent the young quarterback from regressing, and possibly flat out win more games this season than, say, finding Ronde Barber’s future replacement and only one receiver in the second round, a promising safety in the third, plus a first-round snag of a defensive tackle, who surely will need at least a season to develop.

If the pressure’s not there to win now, then Joe has to believe the Bucs will draft heavy on defense, with a wide receiver in the second round and maybe another in the late rounds.

Raheem The Dream is a defensive coach, who no doubt believes he can have the NFL’s No. 1 defense with the right horses in his stable. He’s got to be salivating at the thought of adding as much defensive talent as possible.

Plus, Joe senses the Bucs overrate their current offensive talent and the ability of Greg Olson. Without feeling pressure to win, Joe can easily see Dominik and Raheem The Dream believing that simply a season of stability on offense will deliver enough improvement (for them) in 2010.

Adam Schein Feels Bucs Fans’ Pain

March 21st, 2010

Since last offseason, there have been few critics as loud or vocal of the Bucs’ moves than Sirius NFL Radio host and FoxSports.com contributor Adam Schein.

In recent weeks, Schein has not only called the Bucs one of the worst organizations in the NFL, but openly guffawed when his co-host Rich Gannon spoke about who the top receivers are for the Bucs.

Writing on FoxSports.com, Schein believes Bucs fans deserve a better hand then they have been recently dealt.

The Bucs know they can sign players, right? I know they signed Sean Jones and traded for Reggie Brown, but come on guys. The great and passionate Bucs fans deserve better.

Joe understands where Schein is coming from, but Joe is eager to see what Mark Dominik pulls out of his hat later in April during the draft.

Keep Your Mitts Off Overtime

March 21st, 2010

In this video, veteran St. Petersburg Times columnist Gary Shelton reveals he’s tired of NFL officials constantly trying to monkey with things.

(Given the primate that is currently swinging around St. Petersburg, Joe thought that was an apt verb to use.)

Shelton sort of believes overtime could be better, but he’s tired of NFL officials always tinkering. Joe totally agrees with that. Why does the NFL annually, constantly, try to tinker with rules?

Up until Friday, Joe believed that every team should get a chance to have an offensive possession in overtime. Then Joe was listening to the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, “The Big Dog,” Steve Duemig, who won Joe over.

In short, a football squad is a team: both offense and defense. Lose the coin flip for overtime? Play some defense and you’ll get the ball.

At any rate, as usual, Shelton offers another solid video offering.

[UPDATE: Per @mortreport, the NFL competition committee voted unanimously 8-0 in favor of a change in the NFL’s overtime format for playoff games. Joe has a hunch this will be a sticking point in the NFLPA negotiations. Players don’t want to play more than they do now and the NFL wants an 18-game regular season schedule. Joe doubts we will see a change to overtime as a result.]

Draft Countdown: 32 Days

March 21st, 2010
How will Mike Martz in place as offensive coordinator affect the Bears approach to the draft?

How might Mike Martz in place as offensive coordinator affect the Bears approach to the draft?

It’s time to start counting down the days, just 32 until Mark Dominik pulls the trigger on opening night of the NFL Draft, Thursday, April 22.

For many, the NFL Draft is like Christmas. Your favorite team gets a handful of presents — or Dexter Jackson — under the tree.

Starting today, NFL Draft subscribers at JoeBucsFan.com will be treated to a daily breakdown of all 32 NFL teams’ draft needs, options and possibilities. 

NFL Draft guru Justin Pawlowski will take on one team per day and include a sharp focus on how each particular team’s moves could affect the Bucs.

And, of course, Pawlowski’s position breakdowns will continue and his latest double mock draft comes out this week, among other goodies. … (For those still considering the draft subscription, Joe is sure you will be especially satisfied if you go for it. You can find all the draft coverage archived here.)

First up today is the Chicago Bears. Enjoy! {+++}

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A Look At How Weak Bucs’ Receiving Corps Is

March 20th, 2010

Great guy Sammie Stroughter is the Bucs' leading receiver returning from last season. But his numbers place him 82nd in total catches for wide receivers in 2009.

Not sure how many people heard Joe this morning on the air with his good friend Justin Pawlowski, of WDAE-AM 620, but Joe dropped something on Justin and his listening audience — aside from a quality Maxim magazine mention — that Joe thought he’d share for those who didn’t hear Justin’s show.

Of the receivers currently on the Bucs roster, the top receiver was rookie Sammie Stroughter who hauled in 31 passes, which averages out to less than two a game.

Per NFL.com, that number is tied with five other receivers for No. 130th in the NFL — 130!!!

Take away all the tight ends and running backs on that list and Stroughter ranked 82nd in the league among wide receivers in total catches.

To be fair, the Bucs leading receiver was Kellen Winslow who caught 77 passes.

Still, what does that say for the Bucs that not only is your leading receiver a tight end, but he caught over twice as many passes as the top wide receiver on the roster?

This is simply frightening to Joe.

The Bucs Do Not Have “Pretty Good” Depth At RB

March 20th, 2010

Joe loves Earnest Graham but just how much can the Bucs expect from a 30-year old running back?

Joe’s starting to get perturbed about this fallacy.

While fielding questions in his mailbag for the Stalinist BSPN.com, Vacation Man seems to agree — but to be fair, didn’t really agree — with a Bucs fan who states the Bucs have depth at running back.

Nate in Palmer, Alaska writes: The Bucs depth at running back seems pretty good this upcoming season. It appeared last season Derrick Ward was supposed to be the man at RB for the Bucs Carnell Williams returned with such force and energy. As a long time Bucs fan, I think he was one of the very few highlights of our 2008/09 season and wouldn’t mind seeing him get the starting nod this year. What are your thoughts on this?

Vacation Man: Yes, Ward was brought in to be the starter and got big money. He never really produced like the Bucs had imagined. Williams did produce. He won the starting job last year and I don’t anticipate that changing.

As Joe pointed out yesterday, the Bucs “depth” is, in fact, quite thin.

Joe thinks the world of Cadillac Williams, but let’s be honest: Whenever Cadillac breaks loose around right end, don’t we all hold our breath? The man is playing on two gimpy knees and to believe Williams won’t blow one of his knees again is foolish.

Earnest Graham, as much as Joe loves him, is not getting any younger. The man has reached the dubious running back age of 30. If the Bucs somehow make any noise in the postseason this fall, he will turn 31 before the season ends. How much gas does he have left in the tank, realistically?

Derrick Ward? The book is still out on him.

Clifton Smith? When he’s not hurt, he’s fumbling.

No, the Bucs do not have depth at running back, except on paper. Let’s put this nonsense to bed, shall we?

Bucs To Meet With Talibesque LeGarrette Blount

March 20th, 2010

The Bucs will meet with and workout lots of potential draft picks in Tampa in the coming weeks, from potential seventh rounders to manbeast Ndamukong Suh.

Stephen Holder, of the St. Pete Times, is now saying the Bucs have scheduled time with mean, nasty, physical running back LeGarrette Blount, who became a celebrity last fall for going Talib on a Boise State linebacker. See the video below.

Well, Blount plays violent, and he seems pretty violent after the whistle, as well. He could be a good fit for the Bucs in the later rounds. All they’d have to do is keep a helmet out of his hands during practice.

NFL Draft: 15 Wide Receivers To Consider

March 20th, 2010

The Bucs desperately need a big-time playmaker like this guy

You better believe the Bucs are going to draft a receiver or two next month.

So it’s time to belly up the the computer with a tray of the best wings in the Tampa Bay area and settle in for a serious draft education.

NFL Draft guru Justin Pawlowski, of WDAE-AM 620, continues his position breakdowns today taking on the wide receiver class.

In this 3,000-word draft-lovers orgasm, Pawlowski details positives and negatives on each player and his potential impact on the Bucs’ roster, plus each potential draft pick is ranked and compared to a current NFL player. (His running backs and offensive linemen breakdowns can be found here).

Bucs fans, you can’t find this kind of breakdown anywhere else.  …Enjoy! {+++}

Wide Receivers

1. Dez Bryant – WR – Oklahoma St
6’2’’ –225 lbs – (did not participate at combine)
Top 15 pick

Why I’m taking him: Bryant’s the most talented wide receiver in the draft and a true number one threat. He catches the ball extremely well with his hands away from his body. Bryant has the reliability of a true possession receiver by running good routes and catching the ball well, while having the explosion and speed for the big play.

Why I’m staying away: Character issues really aren’t a secret with Bryant anymore. There have been questions about his dedication to football and whether he’s willing to put in the time to be great. There’s been chatter that Bryant will need a mentor to get him to practice and possibly even games. Some of these character issues might come from what scouts call a “difficult home situation” for Bryant.

Impact on the Bucs roster: Much like Bryant’s character concerns, the Bucs need for a receiver is no secret as well. If you have a need for a receiver and Bryant is the best receiver in the draft, you’d think it would be a match made in heaven. Those character issues could scare the Bucs away as they are without a solid foundation and solid leadership to help mature a player like Bryant.

NFL Comparison: Cris Carter – Minnesota Vikings

2. Arrelious Benn – WR – Illinois
6’2’’ – 219 lbs – 4.53
1st – 2nd Round

Why I’m taking him: I absolutely love Benn’s work ethic. He’s been compared to Marvin Harrison in regards to his work ethic. He’s got prototypical size and speed of a true number one receiver. Benn also adds big time value as a returner. Character isn’t a question either as Benn was team captain for Illinois as a sophomore in 2008 and a junior in 2009.

Why I’m staying away: You look at the production and the stats and you get a little freaked out with Benn. In 3 years at Illinois, Benn only topped 1,000 yards receiving once and never had more than 3 TDs in a year. During his 2009 campaign, Benn dealt with an ankle injury throughout a majority of the season, which might lead to durability concerns. He is not a polished receiver and needs to really improve his route running in the NFL.

Impact on the Bucs roster: I think Benn is more of the type player the Bucs are looking for. He doesn’t bring a lot of baggage and shows tremendous work ethic. I wouldn’t read too much into the lack of production in 2009 for Benn as he was dealing and playing through an ankle injury and had Juice Williams throwing him passes. Yuck! I’d love Benn with one of the Bucs’ 2nd round picks.

NFL Comparison: Mike Sims-Walker – Jacksonville Jaguars

3. Demaryious Thomas – WR – Georgia Tech
6’3’’ – 224 lbs – DNP
1st – 2nd Round

Why I’m taking him: Tons of talent here. You have to love Thomas’ blend of size and speed. It was reported before he hurt his foot that he was running forties at 4.3. At his size, that’s pretty special. Coming from an option offense at Georgia Tech, Thomas put up some pretty impressive numbers averaging over 25 yards a catch in 2009 with 8 TDs. Thomas is blessed with all the attributes of an elite receiver. Also, no character concerns known of.

Why I’m staying away: Well, how far does he have to go to being a complete receiver? Coming from an option offense, there just weren’t many routes he had to learn and know. In a pro-style offense, will Thomas know the techniques to beat bump coverage and run good routes to create separation? Another issue with Thomas will be whether or not he is able to workout for scouts before the draft or not due to his foot injury. There are plenty of questions with this talented prospect, which is why he is my 3rd ranked receiver. If he answers these questions of him positively, he could very well be the best receiver this draft produces. Are you willing to take that chance?

Impact on the Bucs: With a players like Thomas and Arrelious Benn, coaching is very important in helping them reach their true potential. I don’t know about you, but I’m not overly confident the Bucs coaching staff can get those kinds of results. Coming from an option offense, it’s going to be a tough transition to a pro-style offense which will magnify the ability of the position coach. Quick, can you name the Bucs wide receivers coach? Nope, not Richard Mann.

NFL Comparison: Andre Johnson – Houston Texans

4. Golden Tate – WR – Notre Dame
5’10’’ – 199 lbs – 4.42
2nd Round

Why I’m taking him: The mixture of speed with Tate’s toughness makes him a very intriguing prospect. Tate does not shy away from going over the middle. He is a very good leader. I’m not sure I see as much elusiveness from Tate as other people do, but he does have some wiggle to him. That wiggle mixed with his strength makes Tate a big threat in the open field. He can also be utilized as a returner.

Why I’m staying away: First, on the obvious front, Tate’s height is not great. He’s a good route runner, but could still get better. My main concern with Tate is the fact that I see a lot of balls get into his chest. He doesn’t seem to use his hands to catch passes as much as he uses his arms. When receivers do this, they can easily develop a bad case of the dropsies.

Impact on the Bucs roster: I’m not sure if I see Tate coming in and being the number one receiver off the bat or even in his career. He has potential to be an incredible complement to bigger more physical receiver. If the Bucs were to trade for Brandon Marshall and still draft a defensive player in the 1st round, I could and would love to see Tate on the opposite side of Marshall.

NFL Comparison: Lee Evans – Buffalo Bills

5. Mardy Gilyard – WR – Cincinnati
6’ – 187 lbs – 4.52
2nd Round

Why I’m taking him: Gilyard’s a playmaker. He possesses excellent speed and elusiveness, making him a terror in the open field and on returns. He also has great vision allowing him to see blocks down the field before they happen. After sitting out a year due to academics, Gilyard got multiple jobs to help pay fees to be reinstated to Cincinnati’s football team. This shows me dedication to his team and the game of football.

Why I’m staying away: Gilyard doesn’t possess elite size, and his small frame might lead to some injuries. He also has solid hands, but not great hands. As for the academic issue, I’d have to ask why he would allow himself to be put into that predicament of missing a year because of his academics.

Impact on the Bucs: Much like in Golden Tate’s case, I see Gilyard as a great complement, but I’m not sure he can be the man. Gilyard would bring an excitement level and playmaking ability to the Bucs offense that we haven’t seen in a long time.

NFL Comparison: Santonio Holmes – Ohio St.

6. Damian Williams – WR – USC
6’ – 197 lbs – 4.53
2nd – 3rd Round

Why I’m taking him: I like Williams because every time I watch him in a game situation, he’s the reliable guy. He’s a solid player who does many things well. He’s got good speed, hands, vision, and elusiveness. Hell, he’s even a good route runner.

Why I’m staying away: This might sound odd, but I’m staying away from Williams because he does every in a good way. Hear me out. He might be good at all the aspects of the receiver listed above, but he isn’t elite in any aspect of his game. I also think his potential might be maxed out and there might not be much room for improvement. Durability is also a question as Williams has had many shoulder injuries.

Impact on the Bucs: As you can see below, I compared Williams to Ochocinco. When Chad Johnson came out of college, he was considered the same type of receiver that Williams is. They’re good at everything, but not really elite in any aspect. Ochocinco has developed into a great player with his play, charisma, and personality. I like Williams as late 2nd round pick, but if he slips to the top of the 3rd round, the Bucs should seriously consider him.

NFL Comparison: Chad Ochocinco – Cincinnati Bengals

7. Taylor Price – WR – Ohio
6’ – 203 lbs – 4.41
2nd – 3rd Round

Why I’m taking him: I enjoy watching Price on film. He obviously has the speed you want a receiver to possess. He’s tenacious in blocking and never gives up. He’s a tough physical receiver. With that toughness, Price is fearless in going across the middle of the field. There were 52 games played during his 4 year career at Ohio, and he never missed one because of injury. Word has it that Price is a very mature player with an incredible work ethic.

Why I’m staying away: I’m gonna be nitpicky here, but there really isn’t much to dislike about Price. First, I’d be ever so slightly concerned about his level of competition. He did play Tennessee, and played rather well, but didn’t play that competition on a weekly basis. There are certain times where Price runs excellent routes and gets separation, but he must get more consistent with his route running. He also has that great speed, but not much elusiveness. I wouldn’t expect much in the return game.

Impact on the Bucs: Unfortunately, I see Price as a luxury pick for a team in the latter part of round 2 and into round 3. I personally like Price and think he has a good chance of being picked higher than some people think, or at the very least, having a better career than some of these other WRs. The Bucs really aren’t in a position to draft a receiver from a small school and hope that he turns into their number one guy. This draft is way too important for the Bucs to take that risk. If Price is available in the 3rd round, I’d hope the Bucs would’ve already addressed their dreadful receiver position. If not, I’d have no problem drafting him.

NFL Comparison: Greg Jennings – Green Bay Packers

8. Eric Decker – WR – Minnesota
6’3’’ – 217 lbs – DNP
3rd Round

Why I’m taking him: I love Decker’s hands. He seems to catch everything thrown his way with his hands away from his body. His toughness and competitiveness are second to none. Because he is such a strong route runner, Decker can create separation from defenders making it easier on his quarterbacks. Decker has great character and is a team leader.

Why I’m staying away: Decker lacks the elite speed you look for in a receiver. He also lacks elite elusiveness. The team that drafts Decker is drafting him to be a possession receiver and not a receiver that stretches the field.

Impact on the Bucs: Let’s face it; the Bucs could use all the help they can get. Decker might only be a possession receiver, but he’dbe an immediate upgrade for the Bucs and might be their best receiver.

NFL Comparison: Marques Colston – New Orleans Saints

9. Dezmon Briscoe – WR – Kansas
6’2’’ – 208 lbs – 4.51
3rd Round

Why I’m taking him: Briscoe’s production has been great over the past 2 seasons. He never missed any time due to injury and caught 24 TDs in those 2 seasons. I like the size Briscoe has and how he uses it when running routes (slants, seems, etc…). I also like what Briscoe does with the ball in his hands. He seems to know how to hit a second gear and break long runs off of short passes.

Why I’m staying away: I’m a little worried about Briscoe’s hands. Briscoe tends to cradle catches in his arms at times which lead to drops. Despite his size, he doesn’t always put it to good use. He is not a great blocker, but can get in the way of a defender if need be. Briscoe also lacks the elite speed teams want from a top-notch receiver.

Impact on the Bucs: Briscoe seems to be a nice product from the Kansas system. Unfortunately, the Bucs system isn’t as WR friendly. I don’t really like Briscoe for the Bucs too early. If he drops to the middle rounds, they could consider him because of their lack of receivers, but I wouldn’t even consider Briscoe in the first 3 rounds for the Bucs, and that’s because they have such an early 3rd round pick. I think Briscoe sometime later that round.

NFL Comparison: TJ Houshmanzadeh – Seattle Seahawks

10. Brandon LaFell – WR – LSU
6’2’’ – 211 lbs – 4.60
3rd Round

Why I’m taking him: If you’re looking for a receiver who’s tough, physical, and possesses prototypical size, then LaFell’s your guy. He uses that size and toughness with the ball in his hands, making him scary after the catch. His strength allows him to break through bump coverage and get into his routes. LaFell is also an excellent blocker.

Why I’m staying away: LaFell is not very elusive and lacks elite speed. With that lack of speed and quickness, LaFell struggles to get separation from coverage and needs better route running skills. He tends to round off his routes at times. He’s also shown times of lapsed concentration leading to drops. I’ve also seen where LaFell’s work ethic has come into question.

Impact on the Bucs: I know people are going to see the comparison to Michael Clayton and freak out. Relax. LaFell is Michael Clayton before his mental meltdown. There’s been a few receivers to come out of LSU recently like Clayton, Dwayne Bowe, Craig Davis, and Early Doucet. The only one to have decent production on a mostly consistent level is Bowe, and he was suspended 4 games for substance abuse. I’d pass if I were the Bucs.

NFL Comparison: Michael Clayton – Tampa Bay Buccaneers

11. Dexter McCluster – WR – Ole Miss
5’8’’ – 172 lbs – 4.58
3rd Round

Why I’m taking him: McCluster is the definition of a playmaker. He’s a very shifty runner and was a good receiver out of the backfield for the Rebels. He’ll transition to a hybrid running back/receiver in the NFL. He could be lethal with the right play caller in the NFL. Also, he’s a big threat in the return game with his great elusiveness and vision.

Why I’m staying away: What’s up with his 40 time? I’ve heard he’s more of a quick player than fast. Well, he’s 172 lbs, so he needs to be faster than 4.6. With that lack of size, McCluster also deals with his fair share of injuries. He’s a fumbler.

Impact on the Bucs: McCluster is from Largo High School, so a return to Tampa Bay would be the happy ending, but I wouldn’t do it too early if I were the Bucs. McCluster is much better with the ball in his hands than he is as a vertical receiver, so if you think he’s just going to come in and be the Bucs deep threat, scratch that. For the Bucs, I don’t consider McCluster before day 3 of the draft.

NFL Comparison: Devin Hester – Chicago Bears

12. Mike Williams – WR – Syracuse
6’1’’ – 221 lbs – 4.55
4th – 5th Round

Why I’m taking him: I’m on the record saying it, and I’ll continue to say it, Mike Williams has the second best talent of any receiver in this draft. Watching this guy play at Syracuse was fun, while it lasted. He can be a true number one guy. I always saw him catching the ball with his hands away from his body. He doen’t have elite speed, but he’s more than fast enough and quick enough to be a number one guy. Williams has great size and is physical. On the field, Williams has everything you want from a receiver.

Why I’m staying away: One word: character. We’re still wondering why Williams quit the Syracuse football team in 2009. He was also suspended for 2008 because he violated the university’s academic integrity policy. It was reported that Williams was blaming everyone but himself at the combine.

Impact on the Bucs: Well, I wouldn’t draft him early, but this guy has special talent. I’ve heard some people say that Williams might go in the 7th round if he’s drafted at all. I’ll tell you what, if Williams is there in the 7th round, he’s worth the gamble. Hell, he might be worth the gamble earlier than that, but not too early.

NFL Comparison: Antonio Bryant – Cincinnati Bengals

13. Jordan Shipley – WR – Texas
5’11’’ – 193 lbs – 4.60
3rd – 4th Round

Why I’m taking him: There is no doubt of the production Shipley has had at Texas over the past two years. He’s been the man for Colt McCoy and has carried that role well. His ball skills are outstanding. He catches the ball with his hands and rarely drops a catchable pass. He’s a team leader and doesn’t have any baggage to worry about. Shipley is also a good route runner with his quickness and elusiveness.

Why I’m staying away: Shipley doesn’t have the size teams want. He also doesn’t have the speed teams look for. Durability is also a major concern as Shipley has missed a lot of time over his career at Texas due to a multitude of injuries.

Impact on the Bucs: Lots of casual fans have compared Shipley to Wes Welker. Even if that were true, Welker is a complement to Randy Moss. You need a number one receiver to have a complement receiver. I’m not confident in Shipley being the go-to guy in the NFL. I think he’ll be solid and is very coachable. I see a very similar career to Brandon Stokley.

NFL Comparison: Brandon Stokely – Denver Broncos

14. Riley Cooper – WR – Florida
6’3’’ – 222 lbs – 4.54
3rd – 4th Round

Why I’m taking him: I think you have to love the combination of size and speed with Cooper. I think he’s solid catching the ball and shows good ball skills. Cooper can work the middle of the field and make the tough catch. He’s also a tough-minded guy who’s determined to reach his goals.

Why I’m staying away: Unfortunately, Cooper’s been quoted as having his goal be to play in Major League Baseball. He missed spring football and summer workouts in 2009 playing minor league baseball with the Texas Rangers. There are durability issues, worries about his route running, and questions about his experience, but those all mean nothing if he isn’t even playing football.

Impact on the Bucs: Cooper’s another local kid, so it would make a nice story if the Bucs drafted him, but I have to pass. It seems to me like Cooper’s No. 1 goal is to play baseball, and the Bucs can not afford a player like that right now in their process.

NFL Comparison: Kevin Walter – Houston Texans

15. Carlton Mitchell – WR – USF
6’3’’ – 215 lbs – 4.49
4th Round

Why I’m taking him: I’ve always liked Mitchell’s combination of size and speed. Working on the USF radio broadcasts the past 2 seasons, I’ve gotten to see a lot of Mitchell. There times where he looks like the number one receiver he should be. He catches the ball with his hands away from his body, which you know I love if you’ve read down this far. He’s willing to go over the middle and make the tough catch as well. He has the rare ability of being both a possession receiver and a deep threat. Not many receivers have that.

Why I’m staying away: Inconsistency has always been my grief with Mitchell. He’ll look great for a half, and then disappear for 3 games. This could’ve very well been Mike Canales’ offense, but he was still on the field and needed to make himself more involved. I don’t want to see flashes of a great player; I want to see a great player.

Impact on the Bucs: Another local product, but this one I wouldn’t mind for the Bucs. Mitchell will probably go in the 4th or 5th round. At that point, I think he’d be a solid selection for the Bucs, and a guy likely to make the team and contribute.

NFL Comparison: Robert Meachem – New Orleans Saints

Bucs Turning Into Yucks (Again)

March 20th, 2010

In this FoxSports.com video, NFL columinst Alex Marvez details why he thinks the Bucs are about to become the Yucks all over again.

Manbeast Suh Will Visit Tampa

March 19th, 2010

Josh Freeman’s buddy, manbeast Ndamukong Suh, will sit down for milk and cookies with Mark Dominik and Raheem The Dream in Tampa on April 13, so writes Woody Cummings of The Tampa Tribune.

The decision to meet with Suh, meanwhile, is nothing out of the ordinary. Each team is allowed to bring 30 prospects to its facility for visits and workouts, so it’s likely the Bucs have also scheduled a visit with [Gerald] McCoy as well.

So Suh and McCoy likely will try to impress the Bucs in person to try and score the higher-paying draft spot, if, in fact, they’re both available when the Bucs pick at No. 3 in the first round of the NFL Draft.

Suh should be motivated, since we already know he wants to play in Tampa.

It’ll really be something if McCoy and Suh are available at No. 3. Talk about added pre- and post-pick scrutiny on Dominik.

Toby Gerhart Is Not Mike Alstott

March 19th, 2010

Though running back is not a high priority for the Bucs, it would not be dumb for Bucs general manager Mark Dominik to look at running backs in the mid-rounds.

On paper, the Bucs appear deep at running back. But further study suggests maybe not.

Cadillac Williams plays on two gimpy knees. Earnest Graham isn’t exactly getting much younger. Clifton Smith fumbles and is injury-prone. Derrick Ward might be good but was underused last year.

Might the Bucs be interesting in Stanford fullback and Heisman Trophy finalist Toby Gerhart?

Recently, a caller asked Pat Kirwan, co-host of “Movin’ the Chains” along with Tim Ryan, heard exclusively on Sirius NFL Radio, if Gerhart is another Mike Alstott. Kirwan cringed at the comparison.

““It’s time we all stop calling Toby Gerhart a fullback. He’s a running back and a damned good one.”

Ryan agreed saying, “This guy is a much better athlete than Mike Alstott. He has visited the end zone 43 times as a marked man.”

Seems as though Joe’s good friend, “The Commissioner,” Justin Pawlowski of WDAE-AM 620 agrees. He tries to compare Gerhart and Alstott and, in fact, there is really is no comparison.

If you were a member of my draft coverage at JoeBucsFan.com, you’d already know many reasons why Toby Gerhart and Mike Alstott are only compared because they are both white running backs. The Wonderlic gives us yet another reason. We all know that Mike Alstott has the reputation of not being the brightest crayon in the box, so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he didn’t get a 30 on the Wonderlic.

Whether the Bucs draft Gerhart or not, Joe has no idea. But Joe wouldn’t be opposed to it.

The QB Blast: Replacing Ronde Tops D-Line Need

March 19th, 2010
Former Bucs QB Jeff Carlson

Former Bucs QB Jeff Carlson

By JEFF CARLSON
JoeBucsFan.com analyst

Former Bucs quarterback Jeff Carlson (1990 & 1991) writes the weekly QB Blast column here at JoeBucsFan.com. Joe is ecstatic to have him firing away. Carlson is often seen as an analyst on Bright House Sports Network, and he trains quarterbacks of all ages via his company, America’s Best Quarterback.

I applaud the Bucs’ move this week to get a proven entity at safety in the former Eagle Sean Jones. It downgrades their need to improve at safety through the draft and that is good for the team.

I’m not wrong very often, but I must admit that Ronde Barber outplayed my expectations for him last year (and most other’s expectations, I assume). 

Most lengthy careers of even the greatest players end in much the same way Derrick Brooks’ did.  The end usually comes as a gradual decline in performance that coined the phrase “He’s lost a step.”  But in Barber’s case, he played much better in ’09 than in ’08.

That said, this is the season that a regular replacement for Barber that complements Aqib Talib’s all-star abilities must be found, and the Bucs should plan on Barber to be a situational specialist. He has been playing on a gimpy knee for more than one season and expecting high level execution as an every-down player is probably a bit too much. Being able to go hard on a lesser workload would be much more realistic for the future Hall-of Fame candidate.

As a general statement, defense is a “6 one way, half-dozen the other” proposition. Pressure on the quarterback makes an average secondary look good. And a strong secondary makes an average,  defensive line look better and helps them put up some prettier stats, if they get an extra second to get in the passer’s face. The concept is the epitome of the word TEAM.

And while a standout player added to the defensive line is always wanted and needed, finding a long-term answer to the right cornerback position is of the highest priority.

Buccaneers Madness: James Wilder Region

March 19th, 2010





Preying On Desperate Bucs Fans

March 19th, 2010

These are tough times we live in around the Tampa Bay area.

The troubling unemployment rate has surged into the mid-teens.

People are having trouble paying their bloated mortgages.

Many are losing their homes.

When times grow tough, it seems con artists come out of the woodwork.

So it unnerved Joe that an alleged scumbag in Tampa actually sunk to the level of taking advantage of some poor soul in dire straights by selling Bucs T-shirts for a food stamp debit card, so reports Josh Poltilove of the Tampa Tribune.

FDLE officials targeted 30 stores statewide they believed were misusing the system to profit from Electronic Benefit Transfer sales. The department made arrests at half those stores.

During the operation, undercover officers would visit a retailer – typically a gas station, convenience store or grocery store – and use the food stamp debit card to either get cash back or to buy prohibited items like alcohol or cigarettes. One Tampa business even sold an undercover investigator Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirts.

The food stamp program is overseen by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The department estimated the 15 stores where arrests were made were responsible for $3.5 million in food stamp fraud in the last year.

Joe doesn’t know what to think is worse: That a sleazebag would take food stamps from a citizen struggling so terribly in exchange for cash, smokes or beer, or that someone would be so desperate as to pass up putting food on the table in order to buy a Bucs T-shirt?

Talk about someone being hungry for football!

Buccaneers Madness: Hardy Nickerson Region

March 19th, 2010





Second Round Coming To A Close

March 19th, 2010
Kayla drawdy

Today will bring a close to the second round of Buccaneers Madness. There have been some upsets and one in particular has Joe chagrin.

Joe’s first Bucs cheerleader crush was eliminated yesterday.

The lovely lady to the right is former Bucs cheerleader Kayla Drawdy. She was good enough to pose in Cosmo. Good enough to pose in Playboy no less!

But not good enough to get past the second round in Buccaneers Madness.

The third round will come next week. Joe hopes you continue to vote. Thank you.

Sapp’s Ghost Is Revealed

March 18th, 2010

For those who missed former Bucs defensive end Steve White’s Bull Rush column yesterday, shame on you.

It was an unbelievable in depth look at pass rushing moves.

One of the all-time greats examined was Warren Sapp. And White described Sapp’s little known “ghost move,” which helped bring him unprecedented success.

In the bowels of YouTube, White found the ghost move on display. Check it out. It starts at about 1:25 of the clip.

Joe recommends you cue up the video and re-read the ghost move description. And repeat often.

4. The Ghost Move – Warren Sapp: Sapp had a move that we decided to get together and call the ghost move. The reason we called it the ghost move is because it happened so quickly most of the time that if you didn’t have it on film to watch it in slow motion, you would probably miss what he did.

I can promise you that there are plenty of guards that he faced that probably still wake up in cold sweats having flashbacks of trying to block it. It’s not a move that I have actually seen many other guys even attempt, but it was a move I kept trying at and had just a little bit of success with when I went on to play for the Jets.

Now this particular move is more for interior defensive lineman but in the right circumstance a defensive end could use it, too. The important thing in either instance is that the offensive lineman is a “puncher.” Some offensive linemen like to get depth and make you come to them before there is contact. That’s what we call a “soft setter”. Other guys like to try to get you right now on the line and punch you to stop your momentum and we call those guys “quick setters.”

The idea is to get a quick setter to punch his hands at you. Instead of reaching for them you keep your hands close together in front of you and try to chop down on their outside wrist with your inside hand as you take a step with your inside foot almost directly at them. So that they don’t get any width or depth in their set.

Once you get their hand down (or even if you miss) the next part of the move is to use your outside hand to swat their outside forearm/elbow area while you turn your shoulders taking away a surface for them to hit, and you slide-step with your outside foot past the offensive lineman. The finish to the move can be either an arm over or a rip move, but the idea is to release off the move and step over with your inside foot so that your body is now decisively past the offensive lineman and you can sprint to the quarterback (provided no double team is coming).

If you think that description was confusing, you should try to watch Sapp in action doing this move.

NFL Draft: Big Impact From Gators’ Pro Day

March 18th, 2010
Might the biggest talent in the draft fall to the Bucs in the second round?

Might the biggest talent in the draft fall to the Bucs in the second round?

In this analysis, NFL Draft guru Justin Pawlowski, of WDAE-AM, breaks down how the Bucs will be affected by the Gators’ large crop of draft prospects, who showed off their talents at the University of Florida pro day on Wednesday.

Pawlowski explains how yesterday’s workouts may affect the Bucs, which had a  large contingent overseeing everything in Gainesville.

Aside from the Bucs, Pawlowski explains how the Gators’ festivities could be the most important Pro Day in the history of the NFL Draft.

Grab a cold beverage and enjoy. {+++}

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