“I’m A Big Fruit Guy.”
December 22nd, 2010
Yet another example of why the NFL Network is the superior cable channel in the free world comes today.
The NFL Network, from the work of NFL Films, has a segment called “The Season.” In this episode the NFL Network has a day in the life of Raheem Morris.
Among the cool tidbits viewers will learn are Raheem’s tastes in breakfast. Let’s just say Raheem is not a Peter King kinda guy).
Special access is given behind the scenes to document what makes Raheem’s mind tick and his daily 17-hour routine at One Buc Palace.
Joe has made no secret of his thoughts on Out House Networks raping local football fans of their hard-earned dollars but slapping them in the face by denying them the NFL Network.
Joe has nothing whatsoever against the media people who work there — Joe sincerely, truly thinks they are fine people, all — but Joe has significant moral and ethical issues with the suits there and how they con innocent, unknowing local citizens.
Look, if you want to be a woman and know the weather every 10 minutes, want to be alerted to a new swing set in the Brandon city park and stay awake at night pondering the ever-important score of the Bartow-Robinson girls volleyball match, knock yourself out.
Until the suits at Out House Networks cease this abuse of local football fans and allow decent, right-thinking area residents to view the NFL Network, Joe will keep railing against this syndicate.
As always, real men have the NFL Network.
There is a constant item Joe noticed throughout this video. See if you can figure out what Joe is referring to. Joe will give readers a few hours to solve the riddle.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Ahahahahaha @ that headline Joe.
I was like, “C’mon Rah.” *facepalm*
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Is it that he is always sipping on a cup of coffee? I’ve noticed that before.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:34 pm
d-money:
DING… DING… DING… DING!
Dude constantly has a cup of coffee in his hands when he’s indoors. No wonder Raheem is so wired.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Well my guess, he’s a big coffee or tea man! Or, you can say he’s not environmentally sensitve. Syro-foam cups will be here long after us humans!
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Well, I was beaten to the punch!
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Yeah I’ve noticed in almost every press conference he has a cup of coffee in his hand.
Also how can anybody watch that video and not like this guy?
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
@d-money >>Also how can anybody watch that video and not like this guy?<<
DING… DING… DING… DING!
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Yeah oar you’re right.
Somebody should get him one of those fancy stainless steel Buccaneers coffee mugs I see in the mall.
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li6rukkrMyY&feature=related
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I think he uses the convenience of styrofoam cups so he doesn’t have to waste time keeping up with his coffee cup.
And I agree, how you watch that and not be blown away!
December 22nd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I always knew Raheeeeem was a fruitcake.
Fruitcake Morris.
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Raheem makes us run better
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I wonder if they have one of those single cup machines at One Buc Place, where you put the little cup thingy in.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm those are good.
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Buc You,
I guess Raheem has constantly proven you wrong about his coaching so now you have to result to personal attacks.
Stay classy buddy.
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Resort
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:45 pm
d-money,
Well, like ole Clark Griswold says:
“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Buc You, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh-t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh-t! Where’s the Tylenol?”
December 22nd, 2010 at 4:11 pm
LOL @ oar.
December 22nd, 2010 at 4:31 pm
that’s a great flick…
December 22nd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Hire
AWESOME! I watch it every year at this time! That one and A Christmas Story!
“Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?”
December 22nd, 2010 at 5:14 pm
At least Rah doesn’t have a foot fettish like Rex Ryan.
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
@Oar,
That was by far the best post of the year!
December 23rd, 2010 at 3:49 am
2010 Stainless steel Bucs coffee mug: $10.95
2011 Buccaneers Season Tickets: $700.00
2011 Buccaneers Super Bowl XLVI Ring: $5,000.00
Oar using the Griswold Distribe to put Buc You in his place: PRICELESS!