Morning Cup Of Joe

June 12th, 2026

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

George Kittle said anyone who thinks Kyle Shanahan is on the hot seat isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. [PFT]

No parole for Henry Ruggs. [CBS]

How have the Raiders drafted since they moved to Vegas? [Yahoo!]

Slimy Saints receiver Chris Olave still not cleared to practice from having blood clot issues last year. [NFL]

Weather hottie Amanda Pappas responds to New York Post story of her career struggles and how she has turned to Passes, which is a PG-rated OnlyFans-like site. Pappas confirms she’s out of work. However, she stresses she’s not selling out as a form of revenue desperation but is “giving tailored, specialized forecasts,” like what type of makeup to wear on a humid Miami morning or at the beach, etc. Girl, no one is going to pay for that unless you (ahem) offer up something more. Joe will walk out on a limb and guess women can find out the same info free with a quick Grok/Genesis/ChatGPT search. Joe is confident Pappas will find real work in TV sooner or later because — well, look at her! And she’s a gifted singer. Whole lot better to look at and listen to than David Lee Roth these days. [TikTok]

Why is Kevin O’Connell dragging his feet naming Kyler Murray his quarterback? When you have two quarterbacks, you have none. [SI]

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader drama. [Outkick]

NFLPA triggered by seeing Euro kickball desecrate their playing fields. Good! [Front Office Sports]

More people watched the UFL this year. [Awful Announcing]

4 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Bojim Says:

    I watch UFL when I channel surf and it pops up. Hey. It’s football!!

  2. Joe Says:

    I watch UFL when I channel surf and it pops up. Hey. It’s football!!

    Pretty much what Joe does.

  3. Permanently Moderated Says:

    I actually looked for the games. Like Bojim said, it’s football.

  4. BootyLover Says:

    Amanda Mommas would be an adequate OnlyFans name.

 

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