“Gisele Is Starting To Get Under My Skin”

March 6th, 2021

“Tom, doesn’t this man know people with his name are why we have global warming? You’ve seen the premiums for our Indian Creek Island flood insurance.”

Without knowing it, park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, handshake-stiffing, jet-ski-losing, biscuit-baking, tequila-shooting, waffle-grilling, trophy-throwing Bucs Super Bowl-winning quarterback Tom Brady touched off a firestorm in the sports community.

Earlier this week, Brady appeared on the CBS “Late, Late Show” and admitted the first thing his wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen, said to him after the Bucs won their second Super Bowl in franchise history was, “What more do you have to prove?”

Joe got the shivers learning this.

Brady made it clear when he appeared last spring on “The Howard Stern Show” that Gisele may have divorced him he had not blown off OTAs in his last few years with the Belicheats.

And in an interview she did on the syndicated TV talk show “Ellen,” Gisele said she’s been trying to get her husband to retire from football.

Brady has stated his goal is to play until he is 45. He will be 44 this August.

The “Late, Late Show” comments got the football world unnerved. Joe Montana was polite, saying he would tell Brady to keep playing. Shannon Sharpe had harsh words for Gisele, in a roundabout way saying she should clam up.

Now Colin Cowherd is piling on. The FS1 sports personality took to his TV show to basically tell Brady’s wife to get lost and get off his back. Cowherd painted a picture that Brady is being henpecked.

“Gisele is starting to get under my skin,” Cowherd said. “What is it about women not letting us have fun? … Gisele is going to continue to model. What does she have to prove?”

Cowherd said it is nonsense to not expect Brady to be both a good dad and still carve out time to be a dedicated athlete.

“You can be a great dad and be a professional athlete, you can do both at the same time,” Cowherd said. “By the time [the kids] are 14 they don’t want to hang out with you anyway.”

Instead of chasing football players away, Cowherd said their loved ones should support them as long as someone wants to cut them a check to play football.

“What is this rush to get Brady out of football?” Cowherd asked. “What is the rush to get these guys out of football? Peyton Manning is so bored he’s doing a comedy show on ESPN-plus and another show where he watches film. Can we slow down on this? I don’t understand the rush.”

Neither does Joe.

It’s not like Brady is out there embarrassing himself by poor play, the way Manning did when his career ended. He was so beat up he was a shell of his former self. Almost like watching a sick dog that needed to be put down.

53 Responses to ““Gisele Is Starting To Get Under My Skin””

  1. Mitch Says:

    All these takes on what she said and no one knows the context in which she said it. From what I could observe from Brady’s interview and how he characterized what she asked is very different than many of the takes by these national media types who are just needing a headline in the off-season.

    Brady is not retiring until he physically can’t play anymore. If that’s 45 or 48 is anyone’s best guess.

  2. Buxszntkt Says:

    That’s terrible about Manning and a sick dog.
    But let’s get back to these tards talking about misogyny !
    Let’s face it, Giselle is a beauty but she is getting a bit long in the tooth !
    Brady can easily retool his household with a 25 year old swim suit model.
    Of course there would be a significant loss in wealth , however he has made enough and think about the bubbly energy of a new SI swimsuit model.

  3. Buxszntkt Says:

    Tommy you keep playing , let Giselle watch the kids.

  4. Durango 95 Says:

    Great. That’s all we need a firestorm of national media criticizing Gisele. Brady should have never brought it up. National media will eat that up like Ira at an all you can eat beet salad festival.

  5. spicoli Says:

    Not blaming Joe, but this time of year sucks for football!! We get rumors and non-stories like this to keep up with?? You know what though, our Tampa Bay Bucs are the reigning, defending SB Champions!!!!

  6. Buxszntkt Says:

    I think you got that wrong, it will be like Ira at an all you can eat hot dog festival ?
    But you are right, I said that stuff facetiously, we should honor Tommy’s bride. She’s family , and congratulated the team for having a true team win which we did!
    As opposed to her complaining that Tommy can’t both throw and catch the darn balls in NE.
    He’ll keep the 25 yo under wraps.

  7. Swampbuc Says:

    Does anyone else see the resemblance between Gisele and the race horse Rachel Alexandra?

  8. Jmarkbuc Says:

    Tom reads everything said about him. Not sure anyone wants their marriage discussed by a bunch of yahoos.

  9. Jerry Says:

    A lot of women get like that. They start to think they aren’t the ones in the center of the guy’s universe and get jealous and controlling.

  10. Walter Says:

    Damn, why you gotta tear into Peyton like THAT? He still got a ring out of it and he was due for a defense to carry him for once.

  11. VA Tom Says:

    If he isn’t a good Dad (I have no idea if that’s the beef she has) he won’t be much different not plying football. Now if she doesn’t want him to be crippled… I can’t argue with her. One frigging mistake… he is playing with a lot more fire than a 24 yr old. But anyone can get hurt. I hope he plays and remains healthy.

  12. Bucanero Says:

    New swimsuit model? Tom is a perfectionist he will stay in shallow waters. And the man needs to take care of his wife in the offseason. He better be planning some good holidays with the family.

  13. PassingThru Says:

    I know it’s tough to keep the eyeballs on a football blog during the offseason, but let’s lay off of Gisele. The first column bordered on funny; this is getting creepy.

  14. Buxszntkt Says:

    I’ll speculate Giselle thinks if Tom retires he will be much more available to the family . However, Tom is driven and will absolutely require a new passion to dive in and immerse himself into ! That’s who he is ! Except he will never be as content with this next passion !

    I imagine Giselle is imagining all the downtime relaxing in the Mediterranean with Leonardo and now wants that with Tommy ! But Tommy likely doesn’t want to spend two weeks on a yacht having cocktails and sunbathing.

  15. Mike Says:

    In an interview, she said Tom had several head injuries that was the reasons she wants him to retire!

  16. Jo_mana Says:

    PassingThru Says:
    March 6th, 2021 at 11:44 am
    I know it’s tough to keep the eyeballs on a football blog during the offseason, but let’s lay off of Gisele. The first column bordered on funny; this is getting creepy
    ————————-

    I agree lay off wife and kids. If I was Brady anyone running a negative story about my wife would never get a question answered again.

  17. Tackleblockwin Says:

    Brady looks at his hands every morning and says, yup. I still have 8 fingers, 2 thumbs and only 7 rings. Something is missing. I understand his wife’s point though. Tom, you went through DB, AR, and PM to win another Super Bowl. You gave your new team, in a different conference the most TD passes in a season and the longest win streak they have ever had. What else can you prove? You see a question like that makes Tom think. Maybe he starts next season as a lefty lol.

  18. '79 Defense Says:

    Yeah, I agree, stories like this are what you get this time of year. Funny line from Cowherd about her having nothing to prove but continuing to model. I also agree with what Mitch said in the first comment. Who knows the context of it.

    With that said, it’s not like Brady is 67 and refusing to stop working. Hell, he’s 43 years old and gets a nice chunk of time off every year to be with the family.

  19. Swampbuc Says:

    Gisele has head injuries too but it’s a different concept all together.

  20. Chris L Says:

    [Sorry, Joe takes people’s words seriously. If national TV shows (including late-night TV talk shows) and Hall of Famers are going to discuss the greatest QB in NFL history who also happens to be the Bucs’ QB, Joe is going to write about it. Joe would be incredibly irresponsible and stupid to ignore it. — Joe.]

  21. Jo_mana Says:

    Swampbuc Says:
    March 6th, 2021 at 12:31 pm
    Gisele has head injuries too but it’s a different concept all together.

    ——————

    What’s worse is you thought this comment was so funny you had to show everyone.

  22. Buc50 Says:

    She wants him to retire and spend more time with her and the kids. Can’t argue with that as much as I love football. Not for us to decide and if he were to hang it up, I wouldn’t fault him or her. I do hope he gives us another 2 years though.

  23. Eddie Says:

    Stop ragging on Giesle. She can say anything she wants to her husband. Wish then the best.

  24. ModHairKen Says:

    Cowherd is an annoying ass.

  25. Anonymous Says:

    If he retires he’ll prolly start playing golf all the time, get a motorcycle, then she’ll NEVER see him

  26. Irishmist Says:

    I get that she’s worried about him, but JPP and Tiger have shown that a bored elite athlete with time on their hands can be at greater risk when left to their own devices.

  27. Buxszntkt Says:

    Lol ! Definitely JPP and Tiger

  28. RioDeJaneiroBucsFan Says:

    Don’t loose one single minute of your sleep. Giselle is just negotiating more time for her family
    Brazilian girls don’t torment their husbands, they’re educated to be smart and let them have some fun
    Tom Brady will play this season

  29. Steve Gaudreau Says:

    Yeah I think that was also a sticking point in New England. In fact a lot of people here were kinda like “She jinxed the Patriots”. Fans were split down the middle by holy cow he’s the man! Superbowls and super models, Amendola and Edelman were also dating her friends. To many, it felt like a distraction. Then her comments. Firestorm! He can’t throw AND catch the ball comment after the loss to the Giants second Superbowl win, He’s had concussions, He’s not spending quality time with his kids. Yeah we feel your pain.

  30. Steve Gaudreau Says:

    Oh and let’s not forget her comment during his last contract with the Patriots. You know when Belichick said he could get the qb down the street to make better throws. Yeah Johnny F’in Foxboro! That one.

  31. crazybucs_CL Says:

    …Cowherd…is called jealousy, comes from the word jail… they hate to share her husband with others…friends,players,fans…..
    then look at her…..she is perfect…. want ALL the attention…. sad. 🙂

  32. BradentuckeyBuc Says:

    Maybe she doesn’t want her and the kids to be spoon feeding dad baby food in twenty years.

  33. Swampbuc Says:

    This Jo_mana character must have a head injury also. And a spelling deficiency. And very poor taste in nicknames. If Jo_mana is going to get all offended because some are having a little fun at a multi-millionaire model’s expense, then change the offensive nickname.

  34. DoooshLaRue Says:

    Put Giselle out to pasture.

    She’s got the face for it!
    🐴

  35. Buxszntkt Says:

    Lol, I’m afraid Mort is gonna show up and call us all creeps, lol, understandable though, I don’t think the name Mort has been issued since 1950.

  36. Buxszntkt Says:

    But don’t call Tommy’s bride horse face, she’s still pretty fellas, just gettin older. Tommy it’s cool if you have a younger squeeze, we will give u a pass on that.

  37. DoooshLaRue Says:

    Never said she was ugly, only said she had a horse face.

    Some guys like that in their farm animals.

  38. Jmarkbuc Says:

    Doosh

    That’s a $600M. “Horse face “

  39. ClodHopper Says:

    Colin has always been sick of Gisele and its not a football thing. Its a jealousy thing. Colin has been trying to get in Bradys pants since about 2004.

  40. A. C. Stackpole Says:

    Dear Gisele, Tom Is A Very Driven Man. He Isn’t Going To Sit On His New Boat & Rock. IF TB12 Retires At 45 It Will Give Him 5 Years For Golf… And He’ll Be 50 & Able To Afford To Compete On The PGA Senior Tour.!!! Good Luck For All Of Us Loyal BRADY FANS.!!! ⛳ Golfers Never Get Sacked.!!! Yet There Are Big Trophies 🏆.

  41. Nate727 Says:

    Cowturd.

  42. Gustav Z. Estrada Says:

    Time to Retire Tom Brandy, be a family man full time, all that you are missing, don’t wait for kids to get old, and miss out those crucial years with your kids. But, it comes down to the Goat ! Be Smart, smell the coffee, and flowers. Enjoy the small things in life.
    Sincerely,
    VatsugZE61
    P.s
    Peace ☮️ and Tranquility to
    All of us.

  43. David Says:

    I think a lot more is being made out of this than what it really is. She seems to genuinely enjoy football and loves to watch her husband play and win. I really don’t think it’s a big deal. Seems he’s playing two more years anyway

  44. Gratefulbuc1 Says:

    Relax relax relax is there anybody out there. ?

    Unless your a troll ….. this is a ridiculous topic.

  45. Gratefulbuc1 Says:

    Can’t believe I read all this crap. Lol at me.

  46. 6 Ringz ^ Here Says:

    Just want to weigh in on this. We have been dealing with this same story in NE for years. We miss him and you all are blessed now with him. She was on his case the same way up here, he doesnt care hes going to keep playing to do what every dude does and thats go to work to get away from the nagging at home. She doesnt want him working period. Doesnt matter the job! I hope he plays for another 5 yrs. Nobody can count this dude out….ever!

  47. The_jake Says:

    Again with the click bait. I would not have read this if I had known that was a Colin cowturd quote

  48. HeyItsAdam Says:

    Just imagine the outrage if Brady told Gisele that she needed to stay home, cook, and be a better mom. The unshaven purple hairs would freak.

  49. JoAnn Says:

    What a bunch of morons all of you are! Perhaps Giselle is worried about her man and his safety. Perhaps she would prefer that his brain not become scrambled eggs after years playing football and so many blows to the head.
    It’s called CTE folks. Footballs dirty little secret. If you don’t know what it is than you are plain stuiped. Leave Giselle alone. She wants her man to remain healthy.

  50. UKbuccaneer Says:

    Gisele’s comments are a non-story. I remember when Brent Grimes ol’ lady was trying to make herself the biggest name on the sports-talk scene. Now THAT was embarrassing.

  51. Anonymous Says:

    Makes me laugh that none of these so called fans could care less if was as great as he is! In reality his wife is the one that cares for him if he is seriously injured and just think she is the one that to deal with his long term injury issues while the fans move on she is the one will spend the time. As he goes through any long term effects and as. For Cowherd I am correct is the one the Ball patriarch told Colins’ partner had some questions for him , Ball told her to stay in her own lane misogynistic cretin that he is!! And did Colin open up his mouth to stick up for her? All we got was the sound of crickets ! Cowherd the wuss should stay in his own.lane!

  52. Oneilbuc Says:

    I don’t blame her at all for worrying about her husband. We as fans don’t have to live with Brady she do . If I’m Brady would retire he has nothing else to prove. Now as for me I still don’t think he’s greatest football player of all times . I’ve seen better if their is a such thing as goats in team sports it will be LT because he actually challenged the way teams draft . He changed a part of the game . Brady hasn’t changed nothing about even playing quarterback. You can’t just live in the moment at some point they have to develop their own quarterback.

  53. BillMFL Says:

    A few years ago I was up in Boothbay Maine on vacation. I was in a little shop full of souvineer T shirts and I noticed a tall muscular black guy who I recognized was a former all pro linebacker for the Vikings. We shook hands and chatted about football and while we spoke I noticed his wife was keeping her eye on us from a distance. Being from Wisconsin originally I was a hard core Packer fan back when he was playing but I told him how much I admired his skills. While we chatted he mentioned he was headed down to Boston for tests and participating in the NFL head injury study. He was a super nice guy we enjoyed a long chat about the good old days and our team rivalries twice a season. He was wearing his Super Bowl ring which he proudly showed me and then he introduced me to his wife. Before leaving we agreed to keep in touch via Facebook. A couple years later when I sent him a message his wife replied. She said she was sorry to tell me he had lost almost all of his memory and wasn’t sure how long he had left. This really brought home to me the reality of the head injury problem for many pro players. So yah I can understand where Tom’s wife is coming from.