Swaggy The Troll

May 11th, 2018


This doesn’t surprise Joe one bit. [UPDATED]

Just when Joe thought he may never have to type the name of offsides-jumping, belly shirt-wearing, practice-hating, kicker-heckling, tree-grinding , non-contact-football-loving, chicken-wings-grilling, playing-time-squawking, TV-cooking-star Swaggy Baker again, along came Friday night.

It seems after stealing swindling Team Glazer out of $9 million while coughing up a half-sack, Swaggy wasn’t quite finished with the Tampa Bay area when the Bucs tossed him out the door in February.

Swaggy, a native of Connecticut who pleaded guilty to two counts of assault while at Penn State, decided to don Washington Capitals gear and attend Game 1 of the NHL’s Eastern Conference Finals at the Ice Palace tonight.

Swaggy, perhaps with his final f-you to the Tampa Bay area, decided to troll Lightning fans and post his antics on Twitter for the world to see.

Wasn’t it nice to have this slob as part of our community?

As the Caps piled on Friday night, so did Swaggy.

40 Responses to “Swaggy The Troll”

  1. AlteredEgo Says:

    Yeah…he who laughs last …laughs best…find Swaggy under a bridge with a cardboard sign ….well the easy falls will come first…but under a bridge 10 years….what a waste by every measure…nothing personal…hardly knew you…

  2. Tommy W Says:

    He looks like he is dying. Super unhealthy. Almost like nutsacks under his eyes.

  3. BushidoEvans Says:

    We don’t care

  4. AlteredEgo Says:

    One year blunder….

  5. Pickgrin Says:

    What an A-hole.

    Good luck with your newly acquired professional swindler Bengals…

  6. Dewey Selmon Says:

    Baker seems like the type a person that doesn’t wash his hands after he takes a Swaggy.

  7. Pryda ...sec147 Says:

    I hate that guy

  8. Joe Says:

    Good one Dewey! 🙂

  9. Matt Says:

    He may not be “trolling” us. He could have just became a Caps fan from his years playing in Washington. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a ass hat. Show some class when you’re up big..doesn’t surprise me he though

  10. SCBucsFan Says:

    Screw him. Never have to worry about that thief again.

  11. Milenko Says:

    I would have knocked that phone out of his hand. Those TBLightning fans should have flicked him off and started to jump his backside of his chair. Turd

  12. Jjones Says:

    Someone should have thrown a beer on his fat arse.

  13. Lamarcus Says:

    We win some we lose some. Swaggy took a hellish beaten from Tampa fans and I think he can troll us all he wants to. I’m not defending Swaggy. It is what it is.

  14. Not there yet Says:

    Lol did he say payback while wearing a hockey Jersey?

    If he is still on the roster October 28th when we play the Bengals he’ll get to see just how the offensive line feels about him but if he even makes the roster it means they’re d line is in bad shape.

    I doubt anyone would recognize him in Tampa if he’s not near a palm tree

  15. ATrain Says:

    Dang it MAN

    I ate a bad burrito

    And just took a BIG SWAGGY

    No nothing NFL cast out

  16. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    An “ASJ’ has now been replaced with a “Swaggy”

  17. BritishColumbiaBuc Says:


  18. Mike Johnson Says:

    Swag and Sweezy ought to start a com man swindle shop. Both have swindled The Bucs shamelessly.

  19. Knucknbuc Says:

    I don’t see the big deal hockey sucks anyways and so does swaggy.

  20. Lucious Selmon Says:

    When I read the headline, I thought Joe was going to tell us that Swaggy was the real Tmax.

    “Swaggy… pleaded guilty to two counts of assault while at Penn State…”

    Assault charges at Penn State could mean any number of things.

  21. Licht’s Out Says:

    Move over Alvin Harper, Derrick Ward and Michael Johnson. There’s an even bigger FA bust and less likable piece of garbage than those three put together. At least Sweezy is trying to be a decent dude. Hopefully a fan or
    two poked him in the jelly belly or slapped his saggy man breasts. Ol’
    Saggy…what a guy!

  22. BigHogHaynes Says:

    All these posts calling Swaggy garbage and you block my post really!

  23. No_Bucs_Given Says:

    What’s his court case have to do with this?

  24. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    I still do not understand that signing AT ALL!!!

    I get the desperation behind the move but Licht is the one who always maintains players fail from the neck up. Is Licht even on speaking terms with Jay Gruden or Bruce Allen….if I was Licht I’d be trying to mess them up big time. How did all of Licht’s league connections including in DC fail to alert of him of Swaggy’s head problems? Just an honest question because I do not understand that decision.

  25. Wesley Says:


  26. Buccernutter Says:

    What an ugly, fat, man. He seems to be really salty about being called out by us for the terrible athlete he truly is. It’s pretty evident fan opinion of him has got him in is feelings. Lol.

    Guess he doesn’t know everyone pretty much laughs at him. Cincy is going to regret him.

  27. Tbbucs3 Says:

    Can’t believe Licht even signed this guy in the first place. Should’ve done some research. Was a lazy signing for a lazy man.

  28. Kobe Faker Says:

    I swear Forrest Gump is hearing his ACDC albums backwards

    First its moving up in the 2nd round to draft a pitiful kicker than last year bringing in lazy fatboy cancer into the locker room

    Culture change? Kobe thought it was better to bring in Boy George of the culture club

  29. BucTrooper Says:

    Swaggy molests collies.

  30. Buccernutter Says:

    Kobe faker has officially replaced Tmax as dumbest poster.

    Congrats Kobe. You’re an idiot.

  31. Clodhopper Says:

    I get why Tampa residents and Lightning fans would hate that, and I’d totally be pissed too, but not being a hockey fan, I thought those videos were actually pretty funny.

    It reminded me of that wonderful moment at ~10:00pm on November 8th, 2016. Those Lightning fans looked like sucubus voters.

    I apologize if I offended Lightning fans

  32. MadMax Says:

    I want to dig up his childhood pet and beat him with it! Hope you stub your toes and suffer from hangnails for the rest of your miserable life fatty chrissy….

  33. grafikdetail Says:

    gotta love swaggy the person (football player not so much) and this is so funny and even funnier reading joe’s hatred of him & everyone’s salty posts here 😂😂😂😂 #UltimateTrolling

  34. Buccernutter Says:

    LMAO it is funny.

    But it’s pretty ridiculous that the guy is a better troll then he is a defensive linemen. I’m sure he doesn’t care though cuz he’s all about the Benjamin’s anyway. One day hell realize that’s all he has is money.

  35. Issic Haggins Says:

    Hardy would whip his ass ,GMC and the entire d will buy him an ice cream

  36. JAB83 Says:

    What is not seen in the palm tree in front of him.

  37. JAB83 Says:

    He is from washington… We know how those folks feel about children….


  38. JAB83 Says:

    But to.be honest. I like his mouth… Looks good to me… Can I get his number Joe???

  39. JAB83 Says:

    LMAO… He is by himself…. Or is he??? I feel bad for that kid… Seriously… NFL investigation is needed

  40. Fire Lichtt Says:

    This isn’t a troll job… maybe he’s a legit Caps fan… glazer swindling is enabled by the GM… besides, in game 1 the only fans cheering were caps fans. The lightening have their ish together. The Bucs don’t.