Jameis Fears GMC

June 3rd, 2015

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Joe doesn’t pretend to know “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston.

Oh, sure, Joe has been around him a handful of times, but that’s hardly enough to know a guy.

But Joe knows plenty about Gerald McCoy after all these years. And McCoy is well aware of what Joe is all about.

GMC knows when it is time to play and time to work. When the work is done, time to enjoy life, which is why GMC is so amiable. Joe thought it was funny last week when GMC said he will soon learn just how good Jameis is when he gets to wear pads and “chase him.”

Apparently, Jameis knows GMC. Well, at least knows him enough to dread the day GMC chases him. In a non-opening-a-door-for-a-cutie video shot over the weekend at the NFLPA rookie confab, Jameis was asked who he doesn’t want to get sacked by.

The answer? GMC.

“He’s my teammate,” Jameis beamed. “I don’t want to get sacked by him because he is so nice, that if he sacked me, I probably would get mad and say, ‘You are too nice for this. Why are you sacking me?'”

Jameis is only going through his third week of workouts on the field with the Bucs, but he already knows that GMC off the field is a far, far, far different man between the white lines.

Joe would be scared, too. To watch the whole video, behold below, which includes a special message for Bucs fans from Jameis.

10 Responses to “Jameis Fears GMC”

  1. ChessMaster Says:

    I want the cannons to run out of gunpowder!

  2. Tampa Tony Says:

    Just tell gmc it’s the 4th quarter and the Bucs are up by 3. He won’t sack you or even breathe on you Jameis.

  3. DHutch Says:

    Hope he brings W’s

  4. Tom Edrington Says:

    Jameis better fear JJ Watt, the Bucs have no one who can block him….

  5. milenko Says:

    All I could hear is music playing, did the above posters watch it?

  6. cubarican84 Says:

    WTF was that? Garbage video

  7. Ray Rice Says:

    Aunt Geraldine is going to be too busy raising his hands in the air looking for a holding call (as he does time and time again) while getting man handled by Big Brother Ali.

  8. Capt.Tim Says:

    I swear, it would be hard to find a bigger collection of Stupid, F^*king idiots. Than are collected here posting.
    McCoy is the best DT in the NFL, and a great guy in the community.

    What have any of you pathetic slobs ever accomplished. And if any of you say anything other than” turned mommies garage into an apartment”- I need proof.

    Or- unless your accomplishment is better than an NFL all pro- then shut up the insults. Pathetic to listen to this insulting crap- from these worthless nobodies, after every positive article.

    We get that you are a failure, and hate life.
    We are just sick of hearing it, after every article that is about winners

  9. Jody Says:

    @ Capt Tim
    What winners are you speaking of? GMC nope, Winston hasn’t won anything and more than likely will throw 30 int’s. What do you gave a jon boat and call yourself a captain?

  10. Capt.Tim Says:

    For you, I can tell that I will be forced to go very slow.
    Did you get voted all conference in college( lol- like you went to college)
    Did you get drafted by an NFL team?
    Do you make 20 million a year?
    Do total clueless jerkoffs spend countless hours posting about your accomplishments? And even more hours , focusing on your every more on TV?

    Lmao- no- I didn’t imagine you did.
    Less insults, more devoted observation.
    That way, at least you and the clueless idiots will have some idea what you are talking about