Morning Cup Of Joe

September 1st, 2026

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Sean McVay still won’t reveal the Rams’ travel plans to Australia for the season opener. [PFT]

Ranking the most surprising roster cuts. [CBS]

Steelers say they will not negotiate with cornerback Joey Porter once the season kicks off. Good, then trade him to the Bucs. [NFL]

SEC is threatening to throw LSU out of the conference if scummy Lane Kiffin plays NFL ringers. [Yahoo!]

Eh. If you are going to get flagged for a face mask, may as well make it worth your time. [TikTok]

Dan Orlovsky really has no business talking NFL history. He’s clueless. Dude must think the NFL began play in 2010. Bad enough Orlovsky doesn’t think Joe Montana is a top-five all-time quarterback. Now he says Matt Stafford is a top-five all-time quarterback. Child, please! [Awful Announcing]

Steve Sarkisian claims the Longhorns lost to the Buckeyes in the playoffs two years ago because Texas was too tired to play. [Outkick]

Sports marketing executive claims B1G, SEC could each rake in $100,000,000 — annually! — if they ever wanted to whore out their jerseys like NASCAR. [Sport and State]

Buddy Stephens, the coach made famous in “Last Chance U,” fired. He teed off on the school’s suits in a published article and they didn’t like it. [Football Scoop]

Anybody want to tell her? [TikTok]

9 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Razorramone Says:

    Hopefully that trip to Australia wrecks both of those teams.

  2. Permanently Moderated Says:

    Muffin leaves a slime trail everywhere he goes.

  3. Jmarkbuc Says:

    Will never forget that Niners game from 1997.

    Bucs had ARRIVED!

  4. Lt. Dan Says:

    Nice blast from the past Joseph..SF v. Bucs. Mahalo.

  5. Alanbucsfan Says:

    Orlovsky-
    It’s true, if you never saw him play, you don’t know how special Montana was.
    Similar could be said about Staubach, Bradshaw, Unitas, Starr and even for 1 fabulous season, Joe Theismann.

  6. Steven007 Says:

    I too will never forget that season opener against the 49ers. Sapp was an absolute Maniac in that game. The whole defense had an aura of toughness that lasted for years. That’s what I hope we’re building now.

  7. Permanently Moderated Says:

    I don’t know if my correction is still being moderated, but I meant Kiffin.

  8. Joe Says:

    It’s true, if you never saw him play, you don’t know how special Montana was.
    Similar could be said about Staubach, Bradshaw, Unitas, Starr and even for 1 fabulous season, Joe Theismann.

    That’s fair. So then don’t make an all-time list.

  9. itzok Says:

    Sapp is the greatest buc of all time. not even debatable. Its not Brooks or Selmon.

 

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