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Morning Cup Of Joe

July 1st, 2026

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Seahawks closer to a sale? [PFT]

Five best landing spots for Cheetah Hill. [CBS]

Offseason power rankings. [Yahoo!]

Azzwipe C.J. Gardner-Johnson can’t figure out why people say he’s a cancer. [NFL]

“Buddy is going to leave the game with a penis injury.” [TikTok]

Nick Saban gets involved in the Terrion Arnold “Let’s play like the Sopranos” case. [AL]

Teams that are going all-in this season. [SI]

“I don’t understand the Arch Manning hype.” Time to understand. [X]

If you can’t stand the heat, stay in the kitchen. (Yes, that’s what Joe meant, exactly how you read it. Clicky linky for explanation.) [BroBible]

“Masters Girl” is now a Dolphins cheerleader! (That crew hasn’t shamed itself into irrelevancy yet like a once highly-respected, top-shelf organization worthy of a network TV documentary has.) [Barstool Sports]

Squish: Hydraulic compressor vs. landmine. [TikTok]

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