Happy Fourth Of July!

July 4th, 2022

Happy Independence Day!

Today for Joe is like Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s, all rolled into one big bottlerocket!

That’s what the Fourth of July, is for Joe, easily Joe’s favorite holiday. The only thing missing is live football, though we did have some last night!.

Today is all about fun, hitting the beaches, hitting the water, drinking like a fish, grilling cattle, hog, chicken, buffalo and whatever animal you like, and at the end of the day, watching people blow up stuff (which drives howling dogs throughout [oh, no] Pasco County running for couch pillows to shred).

It’s also the height of summer when women wear scant clothing to show off their bronzed bodies. What’s wrong with attractive women fresh from the sun frolicking on the beaches? Not one GD thing.

Celebrate your freedoms, Bucs fans. Celebrate the Bucs being relevant again! Joe hopes all readers have a helluva day and have enjoyed this extra long weekend to celebrate Uncle Sam’s birthday.

And remember, training camp is just over three weeks away!

(Sorry, no JPP jokes. Too easy and too depressing.)

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