Tom Brady Is Ready To Rock

May 13th, 2021

“Micah Parsons my @ss!”

If it was up to Tom Brady, the Bucs would kick off the 2021 season tonight against the Cowboys.

It sure seems like wants a recall of “America’s Team” has been demanded by the Bucs’ park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, handshake-stiffing, jet-ski-losing, biscuit-baking, tequila-shooting, smartphone-phobic, waffle-grilling, trophy-throwing, roller-coaster-scared, numbers-rules-peeved, Bucs-Super-Bowl-winning quarterback.

Brady yesterday posted on Instagram stories a picture of himself and a caption reading “9/9 can’t come soon enough to open against America’s Team.”

In the upper-right hand corner is a woman winking.

It seems like Brady wants to trash Dallas’ weak defense so badly that Jerry Jones might have to lay off the Johnny Walker Blue for a few days.

Joe agrees with Brady wholeheartedly. Sept. 9 can’t get here soon enough.

24 Responses to “Tom Brady Is Ready To Rock”

  1. Leighroy Says:

    Lol Joe, “a woman winking.” Even GMC knows you’re not a Marvel guy, but it was Agatha the whole time who scheduled this tilt for week 1.

  2. Bird Says:

    Thats freaking awesome

    Nice subtle burn there

  3. Kaptain Morgan Says:

    Joe don’t know Pop Culture. WandaVision meme.

  4. geno711 Says:

    Yes we are going to hang out. I will call you real soon.

  5. Medicated Pete Says:

    If Brady beats the Patriots, he’ll have won against all 32 NFL teams. Only 3 players have done it: Favre, Manning, Brees (per NFL Network)

  6. Gofortheface30 Says:

    Oh ok Leighroy – grown men aren’t supposed to be “marvel guys.” Lame. Exactly why cinema is dying, because we have too many pudding heads in society that like canned, safe, corn muffin ass humor, cookie cutter endings, trash acting, formulaic plots that caters to the mainstream. Instead of real movies like Sicario or No country for old men, we have Avengers Part 84. But cool, enjoy your dorky Spider-Man or something

  7. Robert Says:

    Will be an epic beating

  8. Mort Says:

    Gofortheface30: ignoring your dumb diatribe against marvel movies – this was from a TV show called WandaVisiom.

    Now please resume your old man routine with the “get off my lawn you kids!” act.

  9. Mort Says:

    WandaVision even.

  10. Dusthty Rhothdes Says:

    GoForTheFace….awesome…when will Brady be up and running around and throwing?

  11. Says:

    All the 20 something year olds on the team are saying , Relax Grandpa, you’re making us look bad. Even Gronk must be saying c’mon Tom my tan isn’t quite there yet. GO BUCS!

  12. Bucs Bro Says:

    118 days and counting…

    Can’t wait to open with a W!!!!

  13. Mike C Says:

    Don’t think anyone on the team is saying anything like that Mellenha, more like “Thanks for my ring sir, can I have another?”.

  14. Ben green Says:

    He’ll be much more of a dink this year. Brady only repeated once, and it was a lifetime ago. He was a game manager then.

  15. Leighroy Says:

    Easy there killer, you don’t have to sell me on the Cohen Brothers or literally anything w Benecio del Toro in it (Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Fear and Loathing in LV, etc.). Oh who btw is the same guy who has been in 3 marvel movies!

  16. DingleBerry Says:


    Hey mam there’s no need to spit on Marvel movies, Scorcese’s right, they arent traditional cinema but they are fun to watch and easy to digest and a select few of them rise above the superhero movie label and are actually just good movies.

    But thats’s beside the point. There are absolutely still fantastic, thought provoking films being made today, you just have to look a bit harder. Parasite for example, while not exactly an indie movie (it won best picture in 2019) is one of the best pieces of cinematic excellence I’ve ever seen. Once upon a time in Hollywood was another great film from the same year made by one of the last great American directors.

    The current landscape of movies will never be able to top the good old days. But there are still nuggets of gold to be found.

  17. DingleBerry Says:

    Hey man*

    Wasn’t trying to call you mam lol

  18. Erik Hesson - Fine Artist - City of St Pete Says:

    America says, ‘What Have You Done For Me Lately?’

    The Bucs are ‘America’s Team’ more than the Cowboys are right now… (Ever since Brady’s arrival)

    F the Cowboys

  19. bojim Says:

    gofortheface. What makes you so cool?

  20. Richard Hosey Says:

    May be a long year for the Brady Haters

  21. 6throundpick Says:

    TB12 got his meme talents from Edelman. Haha!

  22. Richard Hosey Says:

    Brady Haters, Hang on

  23. snookman Says:

    Its too good to be true. No way we won the superbowl last season………No way we were able to get all the starters signed and back……….no way Tom Brady is Tampas QB………………this just all happend so fast………..its a mirage.

  24. Eddie Marz Says:

    Love Brady’s attitude. Instead of saying The Bucs have a bull’s eye on their back, Brady is saying we’re coming to get you. GO BUCS!