Tom Brady Really Is A Farm Animal

February 7th, 2021

Not Sabby.

Joe has always resisted referring to park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, handshake-stiffing, jet-ski-losing, biscuit-baking Bucs quarterback Tom Brady as a farm animal.

Joe was always a Joe Montana guy and frankly, Joe always thought Montana’s gauntlet to his four Super Bowls was significantly steeper than anything the Belicheats had to conquer.

Montana had to get past the Bears’ vaunted defense, the Redskins (with three-time Super Bowl winner Joe Gibbs) and the Giants (two-time Super Bowl winner).

The Belicheats had to beat the Jets.

But Joe is sold on Brady now. It’s all over. He’s a farm animal.

Brady took over a team that had known almost nothing but losing for a decade, and without any offseason, without any minicamps or OTAs, and no preseason (thank God). He hitched the losing Bucs to his wagon and put them on his back, and damn if Brady didn’t lead the Bucs to the Promised Land, winning the Super Bowl MVP award in the process.

No, not even the great Montana could get the winning Chiefs to the Super Bowl.

OK, Joe capitulates. Brady is the GOAT.

And Joe is beyond happy about it.

26 Responses to “Tom Brady Really Is A Farm Animal”

  1. BradyBucs Says:


  2. SteveK Says:

    Hail the GOAT!

  3. tbbucs3 Says:

    Its going to be awesome to see Bradys name in the ring of honor. I assume were going to be the superbowl favorites next year as well.

  4. Player 1 Says:

    Excuse me, I would like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Mr Tom Brady!

  5. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    How ’bout giving Brady the respect he’s due and drop all the silly $hit monikers?

    Tom Brady, GOAT………that should describe him well enough…

  6. Leighroy Says:

    Oh, now he is?

  7. Ben the GA Buc Says:

    You only acknowledge now what we’ve all known for a long time. All hail the GOAT, Tom Brady!

  8. Itzok Says:

    Re name the howard franklin the tom brady bridge. Just wow

  9. Bird Says:

    Yah. The brady moniker was not even funny anyway

    How bout giving him something cool

    I mean you still call jameis americas probowler mr excitement or mr entertaining. Whatever it is that …just is really laughable and not fitting

  10. TheShaz Says:

    What do you call Raymond James Stadium now?

    “THE BARN” – Home of the GOAT

  11. Bird Says:

    Lets go to the archives when you compared brady to gardner minshew

  12. Bird Says:

    Bucs anthem called brady noodle arm


  13. Bojim Says:

    I’ve been reading all week how Mahomes is going to break all of Brady’s records in half the time. Seven rings is not going to be eclipsed in our time.

  14. Casual Observer Says:

    The Den of happiness/exhilaration?

  15. Bojim Says:

    I think the monikers should stay.

  16. RioDeJaneiroBucsFan Says:

    No more losing records
    No more Den of Depression
    No more Buccaneers’ Cove
    Thx, GOAT!!!

  17. 813bucboi Says:



  18. Iamabuc Says:

    Yes guys…I believe that wining the SuperBowl at Ray Jay; qualify as the erradicator of the “Den of Depression ” moniker…🤣

  19. Erik Hesson - Fine Artist - City of St Pete Says:

    Brady wants to win 10 before he retires.

    And I think he will achieve that EPIC feat over the next 3 years in Tampa Bay, and we are going to win 3-4 SB’s in a row.

  20. ricky Says:

    remember when Joe wanted Jameis over Brady…………

  21. BREVARD BUC Says:

    Physical offense … physical defense!
    You win on the line of scrimmage!

  22. IrishMist Says:

    From now on it shall be known as the Venue of Victory!

  23. unbelievable Says:

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers – 2020 Super Bowl Champions

  24. james west Says:


  25. Mike Says:

    No question about it. 7 SB rings is just unfathomable.

  26. Sorryjackchuckiesback Says:

    Really no denying now that Tom is the best guy to every play football… He’s not the greatest QB to ever play but he’s the best at understanding what it takes to win and how to make people around him believe they can win and put that fire into them and bring out their best!!!!! … He’s unbelievable!!… Wonder if he’d be interested in trading lives with me… He can have my wife, I’ll take my kids with me to his wife and vice versa… And he can take over my welding business and I’ll take over as the best QB ever with a fine azz wife!!… Oh and A TON of money!!! Don’t forget the money $$ …. C’mon Tom I make a decent living it wouldn’t be too big a drop off for ya!! And my wife is really sexy so that would be fine too… C’mon Tom if your reading this and interested just let me know!! 🤪