Gronk On Weather, Playoffs

December 10th, 2020

Playoffs start now.

It didn’t take long for foot-rubbing, car-littering Bucs tight end Rob Gronkowski to become a Floridian.

Gronk, who played his first nine seasons in the frigid northeast, often if not regularly playing through January in icy New England, can call himself a Floridian now.

No, it’s not because his residence is Tampa after being traded to the Bucs. And no, not because he may have been living since he first retired at his mom’s place in southwest Florida.

Gronk admitted yesterday his blood has thinned out, which happens to nearly everyone after a couple of years upon setting roots in the Sunshine State. He said he had to wear long sleeves and a beanie to practice this week when the temperatures outside One Buc Palace were in the 50s.

He later admitted it’s excellent football weather.

When asked about park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, jet-ski-losing, handshake-stiffing, biscuit-baking Bucs quarterback Tom Brady’s water toys, Gronk hinted he may borrow Brady’s jet skis (now that they have been recovered).

As far as Brady’s new custom $2 million boat, watch out Tom.

“When it warms back up and his boat is missing, you know who it was,” Gronk warned.

When asked about the Vikings, Gronk used a perfect word to describe Minnesota, which is currently right behind the Bucs in the current playoff seedings.

“It could be a very dangerous team coming into December,” Gronk said of the Vikings. “They’ve got a lot of momentum going for them right now and having momentum is huge in the NFL. …

“This is basically a playoff game. Coach [Arians] has been emphasizing that to us big time. This is basically the start of the playoffs for us because if we do want to go to the playoffs, we’ve got to win.”

While Gronk admitted he’s enjoying living in and playing in Florida, he gave no hint as to his plans for next season. He’s a free agent after the season.

Joe sure hopes if the Bucs do stumble and are not playing meaningful games in Janaury, that Gronk doesn’t run off for good with his cheerleader/SI Swimsuit Covergirl girlfriend.

Gronk said it perfectly: Sunday is a playoff game. The most important game played at the Den of Depression since the Bucs tanked against the slimy Saints to draft Jameis.

Must win? Better win!

5 Responses to “Gronk On Weather, Playoffs”

  1. John says Says:

    Joe in remembrance of Ray Perkins. We long time TB fans appreciated Ray’s contribution to the NE Offense.
    “The Patriots run a modified “Ron Erhardt-Ray Perkins” offensive system first installed by Charlie Weis under Bill Belichick. Both Ron Erhardt and Ray Perkins served as offensive assistant coaches under the defensive-minded Chuck Fairbanks while he was head coach of the Patriots in the 1970.” Gronk may be to young to remember.

  2. Hodad Says:

    Well Gronk, it looks like if you make the playoffs you won’t be enjoying any home playoff games. So get your cold weather gear ready.

  3. Henry Says:

    The Ball becomes a Rock in Freezing Temps..
    Ground is a sheet of diamonds, the Air stings your Lungs, Snot freezes in your Nares / nose hairs, hands can become numb and dumb club like appendages, ears are immediately on Ice Fire mod,.. Cold,…. Oh and Everything shrinks,.. running is Hard, but Running is safer, .. Passing is Difficult, … Center to Quarterback, his hands fire . The Unfortunate Received is rewarded with a bit More Pain thanks to the Cold making Everything one does in the Freaking Cold HURTS MORE.

  4. Señor Harry in Costa Rica Says:

    Hooray! “Biscuit Baking’! love that one.

  5. Cobraboy Says:

    Bucs recent success in “must-win” games is rather dismal.