“FIVE!”

August 19th, 2020

Former WWF wrestler King Kong Bundy made the cry “FIVE!” famous. Bucs linebacker Devin White wants to match that.

Bundy, the former wrestling star of the golden era of the WWF (now WWE), was never satisfied with a three-count to beat his opponent. He would pummel the poor sap so badly that he demanded the referee to end the match on a five-count.

Thus, Bundy’s calling card was “FIVE!” which he would holler after each win and while entering the ring to begin a bout.

White wants to be famous for the five-count as well, so he said today in a Zoom conference call. Five for sacks, and more importantly, five for picks, his goal this year.

“Five, but that’s the least I can get,” White said of his goal for interceptions this season. “I have to get my hands on some balls. I’m in man coverage a lot but when I’m in zone, I have to find the ball.

“I have always had a knack for fumbles and fumble recoveries. But growing up picks have never really been my thing. I’m trying to make it my thing.”

Getting five picks as a linebacker, an inside linebacker especially, is a high goal. For example, the great Derrick Brooks (though not an inside linebacker) had five in 2002, the Super Bowl season of the Bucs. That was Brooks’ personal season-high. Lavonte David has five in 2013.

If White can match Brooks and David, Joe will just go ahead and say it, that’s playing damn good football.

Joe hopes that after White gets a pick this year, he pulls a Bundy and hold up an open palm and screams for an NFL Films or network TV camera, “FIVE!”

9 Responses to ““FIVE!””

  1. El Buco Realisto Says:

    Can the “real” fans hold up the double hands for “10” because that was just about game average for team penalties to lead the league in sloppy play and obvious sloppy coaching from ole stale biscuit and friends last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if not for penalties, then we can use it for “excuses” from ole stale biscuit or even lies and blaming others!!!!!!!!!!!!

    go bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Looking at You! Says:

    El Real Butto,
    You’re Boring… That’s really all I have to say about that

    Let me help you with the CORRECT SPELLING. Ok, write this after me….

    GO BUCS!

  3. Buczilla Says:

    He’s easily our most talented linebacker since Brooks, so he certainly has the talent for it. I’d love to see him get 5 picks, 5 sacks and 5 FR or FF. I watched a video of him on youtube (Bucs site) and it’s hard not to love the kid. The almost hated (by me) national media couldn’t ignore this dude with those stats.

  4. Jerry Jones Says:

    Realisto is a troll, always has been thats why he’s the neverending punchline on this site and no one takes him seriously.

  5. El Buco Realisto Says:

    @Jenny Jones

    You can make all the excuses you want!!!!!!! Or you can blame everything else like ole stale biscuit does!!!!!!!!!!!! 7-9 was a losing season!!!!!!!!!!!!! And after all the trash and garbage that ole stale biscuit stated before the season and none of it came true!!!!!!!! But keep smiling and cheering with that vacant look on your face!!!!!!! Maybe you will figure out the truth in a couple of years!!!!!!!!!! No go sit back down at the little kids table. And don’t speak until called upon!!!!!! Or raise your hand if you need to got the ” little girls room”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Its 1:54 pm jenny Jones. That is now twice that you have been told what time it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    go bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. El Buco Realisto Is a Dicko Says:

    “Blah blah blah”, said El Bucco Dicko. “Blah, blah, maybe someday I’ll something different..maybe some day words will come out of my pie hole besides anti-Bucs BS that I put on loop in my sand pebble size brain and say over, and over, and over….”

  7. Mrs. Entertainment Says:

    Seriously, guys. ENOUGH!

  8. Bucsgotachance..todonothing Says:

    El buco your a lame hater and just negitive energy… Go sit you b it ch a$$ down some where

  9. «Delusional Intelligence» Says:

    Nice tie in with King Kong Bundy, Joe.